2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

Point of order:

Spoiler

Houston can eat my entire ass. 

 

[cactusflinthead 27628]

 

[WBT 20989]

22 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Neg away.

negged

[tx 3 putt 78716]

[gofuckyourself 9089]

Just now, WBT said:

negged

[Slacks 7066]

27 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

[Pimphand 6373]

Hey Arlington jump and swing up just to hit us in the knees.

[tx 3 putt 78716]

Buccees madisonville better start prepping 

[Slacks 7066]

15 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

Sounds familiar. 

[Pato del Muerto 53542]

5 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Two brand names there. Both aggy, both from Houston.  

[WBT 20989]

29 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I hope Ted Cruz walks onto the field Sunday with that Silver boot and Adolis launches it up his and Houston’s collective sarlacc  pit of an asshole

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

[gofuckyourself 9089]

20 minutes ago, slorch said:

suit up you stupid  motherfucker.  You're about to get what you ask for.

 

[WBT 20989]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Two brand names there. Both aggy, both from Houston.  

*brenham

*lake jackson

[Pato del Muerto 53542]

Just now, WBT said:

*brenham

*lake jackson

Mhmm. 

[Slacks 7066]

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Still Tippin

[Pimphand 6373]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

*brenham

*lake jackson

Phallas phan ain't know geography bro

[TexArcher 39074]

Just now, WBT said:

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

Exactly.  Y'all act like Ted Cruz is from Houston or something.

If y'all had been the ones winning multiple championships, he'd be riding your ass.  I'm sure Ann Richards was a big Cowboy fan back in the VHS days when y'all were good at something.  It's just politics.

[Surly Bevo 25759]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19307]

On 9/26/2023 at 12:22 PM, Helobious said:

Astros also got hatefucked for a whole weekend by the youngest Yankee lineup in decades. It’s laughable that houston thinks they’re contenders for anything this year. This has been their true talent level all along, it’s just this is what they look like when they can’t cheat.

Call when the Yankees are back in the playoffs.  

 

[Planet Houston 4950]

32 minutes ago, Helobious said:

#TeamRangers. Every baseball fan with a conscious is rooting for Texas.

47 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

There we go. Just some good old fashion hate talk. I like it. No negs in this thread unless you’re a pussy Mormon byu homo.

Paging @brojangles2

[tx 3 putt 78716]

A huge Fuck You to all Ranger fans, their sister wives and inbred kids ……

 

[cabowabo 4692]

34 minutes ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

Just like Minnesota did. 

[Planet Houston 4950]

18 minutes ago, WBT said:

He's a politician.  If y'all ever won anything he'd be on your bandwagon instead.

Let’s be honest, he will probably go out looking like the Kelce mom in a double-sided jersey, that fucking douche. 

[wood 11766]

50 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

GODAMMIT!!!

Really, dude?

LOL I almost feel sorry for y'all, having numbnuts Helo on your side.

Almost. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19307]

 

[Horn80 6361]

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Wanted a Rangers/Astros World Series every year when I was a kid (which was a long fucking time ago), glad to see the two Texas teams finally meet in the playoffs.

Having said that, all of you Astros fans can come suck the shit out of my ass - fuck you!

[Saint Tacky 1648]

 

Edited October 12, 2023 by Saint Tacky

[DougO 5266]

1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

 

[Smax 3800]

1 hour ago, NOOBSDUDE said:

Rangers baby. We will take 1 of 2 to start the series in the shithole they call Houston.

 

 

And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 

 

[Vic Mackey 47977]

 
 
And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 
 

Houston calling another city a cesspool? Lulz

[cabowabo 4692]

[Smax 3800]

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

6 minutes ago, Smax said:

 
 
And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 
 

Houston calling another city a cesspool? Lulz

 

I've lived in both, they are far more alike then they are different, Call Htown a cesspool IDGAF as I don't live there anymore hell i think the state is shitty its why I moved. Still love my Stros though, great memories exploring the dome as a kid

[Hornlover 8947]

34 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

 

 

FIFY

[Saint Tacky 1648]

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

 

FIFY

Speaking of banging trash cans, how's your mom?

[tx 3 putt 78716]

4 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

FIFY

two trash cans, show respect !

Edited October 12, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Hornlover 8947]

3 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Speaking of banging trash cans, how's your mom?

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

[Smax 3800]

2 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

 

[The Dog 44862]

 

[WBT 20989]

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Fuck off chicago carpetbagging fucks

[Fudge Nuggets 19462]

31 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

You suck at internetting.

[Pimphand 6373]

12 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You suck at internetting.

Its been north of a decade since his team won a playoff series so he is feeling salty. His butthurt anger is our gift.

[Pato del Muerto 53542]

1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

 

And we will sweep you in that cesspool southern oklahoma like usual so we can clinch it at home 

 

Might want to brush up on your math skills 

[tx 3 putt 78716]

[Guest]

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Buccees madisonville better start prepping 

Prepare your Ennis!

[Dbeasy 15603]

As a former resident of both cities and a fan of both teams, I’m terribly vexed about who to pull for. But the series will be awesome. 

[texashorne 1194]

The only thing that would be a bigger deal than this would be a Cowboys/Texans Super Bowl... and thats probably never going to happen.. The Cowboys suck

[Evil Bill Obrien 3513]

6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

I'm assuming your syphilitic whore of a mother does the Stros proud at every turn. The only two things she's good at are sucking or cheating.

[BrazilHorn 6852]

6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

FIFY

Yep 7 straight ALCS appearances and no other org has figured out how to “stop the cheating”

Go get your fucking shinebox Rangers. 
 

 

[Vic Mackey 47977]

1 hour ago, texashorne said:

The only thing that would be a bigger deal than this would be a Cowboys/Texans Super Bowl... and thats probably never going to happen.. The Cowboys suck

Yeah, it's only Dallas that is holding up that from happening lol. Texans/Oilers are a dogshit franchise that is only known for blowing massive leads in the playoffs.

[cabowabo 4692]

7 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

Do better Whataburger.