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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

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Also, how many fucking uniform colors have the Astros been through?   

That's the sign of a shitty franchise -- having to change your colors to sell gear.  

Funny, I thought the sign of a shitty franchise was being shitty at the sport they are supposedly pros at, like the Rangers.

Another sign of a shitty ass franchise - declining the opportunity to provide a tiny bit of help when a hurricane devastates a rivals city.

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Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

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6 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

I disagree. The vehement defense and justification and rationalization of the Astros cheating their way to success shows that Astro fans are loyal.

I mean, an Astro player could probably shoot a person in broad daylight on 5th Avenue and an Astro fan would defend it., because we know how Houston man is.

Your sock forgot where the hell you were Helo.  5th avenue???lolz

 

Stick to Valley football. It’s your strength. 

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Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

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4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

Lol ok aggy

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51 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Y’all are a bunch of losers. I’m willing to bet that, per capita, there are more Aggies in the Metroplex than in Houston because Houston is more diverse. But who gives a shit? This is pro baseball on a Longhorn board. 

In any event, characterizing a team that has won as much as the Astros have won recently as “aggy” is just stupid. And we are for the most part Longhorn fans on this board, so arguing about which fanbase is more “aggy” is just a waste of breath. 

On one hand Rangers fans try to rip on Houston because we are too “Mexican.” On the other, we are too “aggy.” You can’t have it both ways, but the whole thing is stupid and both sets of fans should drop it. 

Being aggy has absolutely zero to do with on field accomplishments. Being aggy has nothing to do with the actual players on the field. It's the fanbase. Houston's fanbase is absolutely aggy. No one is calling the Astros players 'aggies'. It's the fans. It's the culture.

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5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Being aggy has absolutely zero to do with on field accomplishments. Being aggy has nothing to do with the actual players on the field. It's the fanbase. Houston's fanbase is absolutely aggy. No one is calling the Astros players 'aggies'. It's the fans. It's the culture.

Well apparently you can’t read. Which is not surprising. I addressed both and it’s still fucking stupid. 

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4 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Well apparently you can’t read. Which is not surprising. I addressed both and it’s still fucking stupid. 

A couple of them are too stupid to breathe but unfortunately their parasympathetic nervous system keeps them going.

Once society breaks down they will become nature's food pretty fast

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

Fill me in on this dry brisket smack talk. Htown has some of the best bbq in the state with Truth, Pinkerton’s, Pit Room, etc and probably 2nd only to Austin for best bbq in the state. 

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4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

One time I thought I had accidentally eaten some paint chips, but turned out it was just some dry ass brisket from Houston.

Jesus Christ…there ain’t shit dry in Houston. Now I remember why I avoid this thread. Rangers fans are bringing a butter knife to a gun fight.

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Fill me in on this dry brisket smack talk. Htown has some of the best bbq in the state with Truth, Pinkerton’s, Pit Room, etc and probably 2nd only to Austin for best bbq in the state. 

You expect that dude to have enough $$ to buy something other than Dickey's? LOL

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4 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Ranger fans having to bring high school sports into the argument 😂

Pro basketball?  Isn’t 2 better than 1?  I’m also pretty sure the rockets have won more conference championships and division titles (and better overall record probably) and more HOFers associated  with their franchise than the Mavs. Are we just figuring the last decade is all that matters or something?  

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A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

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4 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

Apparently you give many fucks.

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7 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

Your sock is even dumber than your OG account.

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