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Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

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Evil Bill Obrien

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38 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

A little PSA for Astros fans.

Stop it. Get some help.

No one else gives a shit. Other baseball fans on threads here aren't clamoring for you to chime in with your boring ass comments and pointless, toddler-like "the world revolves around us" perspective.

Brewers series. Astros fans yapping in there about how Milwaukee sucks because of the NL move. Yeah, move on. And that was Selig, who liked the Brewers. Not even the right target.

Phillies/Braves and you're in there bitching about how sports reporters are talking about Philly home field advantage this year, BuT tHeY DiDn'T bRiNg Up ThE AsTrOs. Yeah no shit dumbass. Irrelevant.

Posts about former Astros and a few poor stats with their new teams, in threads not even involving the Astros.

Holy. Shit. No one gives a fuck.

How insecure and desperate for validation is your fanbase? You'd think after "winning" you'd be chill and confident but you're neurotic as fuck.

TL;DR your wall of text about how much you care about Astros and their fans 

 

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5 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I know. Expecting Astros to be literate, much less be capable of introspection or change, is a bridge too far 

I'll try commissioning an animator to make a cartoon for y'all next time so you get it.

Hint: Helo you are far not smart enough to attempt to act even pseudo intellectual.

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2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Hint: Helo you are far not smart enough to attempt to act even pseudo intellectual.

"Far not smart enough?" Yikes.

And again, as stated previously, your attempt at sniffing out a Helo sock has failed.

If he does have a sock, go hunting elsewhere little pupper. You aren't on the right trail.

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1 hour ago, gofuckyourself said:

I know. Expecting Astros to be literate, much less be capable of introspection or change, is a bridge too far 

I'll try commissioning an animator to make a cartoon for y'all next time so you get it.

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

feeling yourself aya cash GIF by You're The Worst

MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

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2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

feeling yourself aya cash GIF by You're The Worst

MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

The fixed schedule thing is dumb. Zero reason to wait till Sunday & Monday to start the party. ALCS should be starting tomorrow and then the NLCS on Sat.

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2 hours ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't feel bad, yall still have this duche 

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And just in case you didn't think Baker and Vanilla Ice had more in common than very punchable faces:

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Was having a hard time finding actual "celebrities" that said they were Rangers fans so we will just have to go with this....no CR:

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9 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Why should we change? You’re the self righteous asshat…

feeling yourself aya cash GIF by You're The Worst

MLB really messed up putting so many days between these games, this thread is gonna fully boil over by Sunday 

Pausing the hating for a moment, I have a huge crush on Aya Cash. I feel like this is the thread for that. 

Ok, continue the hating

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12 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

lol.  "oh yeah, we may have vanilla ice but you guys are so lame that . . . uh . . . the most powerful person in the world (2001-2008) is a fan."

Nice quote edit lol Not sure why this thread became obsessed with Vanilla Ice, prob has something to do with the music tastes of the DFW region...

 

 

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25 minutes ago, texasdago said:

After a lengthy search, I was able to find a picture of the trophies we received for 7 straight ALCS appearances.  I thought the Ranger fans might appreciate these...

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I didn't realize you could fit so many fists up your ass.  @Nowthis is proud, and jealous.  

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46 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Don't see any Rangers fan blogs making sick ass shirts like this...

 

 

Sorry, I didn't have time, so the best I could do after you threw down that gauntlet was go to an AI site and ask it to make a shirt "Design something appropriate for Houston"

It didn't quite get the cockroach head right, but everything else was on point.

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Inspected. No lies in that there map.

Okay beloved Astros fans, I was gifted front row Rangers' dugout tickets to Game 6, and even though the Rangers are winning in four or five max, if your team cheats just enough I'll be seeing some of y'all assholes over there for the Rangers' series clincher.

I'll be the one wearing a Go Fuck Yourselves Astros t-shirt. Come say hi.

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