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Before we get into things, I'd like to take a quick moment to congratulate Houston on their 2023 AL West division championship.

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2 hours ago, BeardIP said:

This might lowkey but the funniest thing about whipping them this year. They really thought chanting "We want Houston!" was some sort of "Be careful what you wish for" harbinger and they really thought they were the bogey man like that! bwahahahahahaha poooooor houston.

It has been good luck for the Astros in the few times it happened. I believe it started with the Yankees last year, since we have quite a history of kicking their asses recently, they wanted payback. It did not go well for them, they got swept while also getting no-hit in the ALCS. Then the Philly fans were chanting it after they punched a ticket to the World Series, and we know how that went. Then the Twins did it this year, now the Rangers. 3 out of 4 ain't bad, and baseball superstition being what it is, I'm sure we will continue to hear about it. It's a meme at this point, but when you win a lot of playoff series you make a lot of enemies. Maybe if you guys can string together more than 2 playoff appearances in a row, you can experience it too.

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2 hours ago, BeardIP said:

This might lowkey but the funniest thing about whipping them this year. They really thought chanting "We want Houston!" was some sort of "Be careful what you wish for" harbinger and they really thought they were the bogey man like that! bwahahahahahaha poooooor houston.

Adolis is baba yaga.

The boogeyman?

Not exactly. Adolis is who we sent to kill the boogeyman.

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18 hours ago, mdmost said:

More like take your Astros taunt and shove it up your ass because not only did you winning the West not matter, we went right through you to win the World Series. 

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It cute seeing Arlington fans act tough on the internet because their baseball team finally did something.

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I almost feel bad for the Houston fans here....almost.  You live in the the 5th largest metro area in the U.S. but historically fan support has been so shitty that you had a team leave on you and have never been able to secure a franchise in the 4th "major" team sport in the U.S.  Your three sports franchises have 4 championships but walk into any bar across the country and strike up a conversation about that fact you are gonna get "yea, but..." on three of them.  The city is infested with loser aggy (you can knock the Sooner population in DFW all you want, and yea they suck hard, but you know what they are not.....losers on the field of play).  You take pride in this "Let's make the world hate the Astros again", like you are the Yankees not understanding the massive false equivalency that people hate the Astros because they are viewed as scumbag cheaters while people generally hate the Yankees because they have won 27 fucking World Series and jealousy in sports is a very real thing.  It's gotta be exhausting.  My advice is rest up, buy you some more lube and get ready for 2024 to be another year of misery.  

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

I almost feel bad for the Houston fans here....almost.  You live in the the 5th largest metro area in the U.S. but historically fan support has been so shitty that you had a team leave on you and have never been able to secure a franchise in the 4th "major" team sport in the U.S.  Your three sports franchises have 4 championships but walk into any bar across the country and strike up a conversation about that fact you are gonna get "yea, but..." on three of them.  The city is infested with loser aggy (you can knock the Sooner population in DFW all you want, and yea they suck hard, but you know what they are not.....losers on the field of play).  You take pride in this "Let's make the world hate the Astros again", like you are the Yankees not understanding the massive false equivalency that people hate the Astros because they are viewed as scumbag cheaters while people generally hate the Yankees because they have won 27 fucking World Series and jealousy in sports is a very real thing.  It's gotta be exhausting.  My advice is rest up, buy you some more lube and get ready for 2024 to be another year of misery.  

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5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Deflect all you want with Jeremey Clarkson....when it gets quiet and all you have is your thoughts you know everything I just wrote is true.

Oh, I wouldn’t know because I didn’t read your silly little post. Sorry I know you put a lot of thought into it.

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13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

But why do you want to?


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feelings of inadequacy? Unrequited oedipus complex?  Requited oedipus complex?

No I don’t think sleeping with your mom is what’s making me want to post in this thread. Personally, I think you should spend more time worrying about not dangerously under cooking bacon than my posting motivations.

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8 minutes ago, elguapo said:

No I don’t think sleeping with your mom is what’s making me want to post in this thread. Personally, I think you should spend more time worrying about not dangerously under cooking bacon than my posting motivations.

Bacon is a cured meat and as such is unlikely to have bacterial growth. So no, not dangerously undercooked.  Cooking adages from when refrigeration and processing wasn’t as good don’t need to be propagated. 
 

also that’s deflection. 

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4 hours ago, BeardIP said:

This might lowkey but the funniest thing about whipping them this year. They really thought chanting "We want Houston!" was some sort of "Be careful what you wish for" harbinger and they really thought they were the bogey man like that! bwahahahahahaha poooooor houston.

Oh we poked the bear. But it wasn't the bear they had in mind.

 

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I got an official warning for ‘shitposting’ because I accidentally posted parade pictures- while drunk at the parade- in the Astros offseason thread. 
 

If that doesn’t explain how big of a pussy Houston fans are, I don’t know what does. 
 

I guess I should get a tattoo or something to go with my new ‘bad boy’ image. 

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1 minute ago, Constant said:

I got an official warning for ‘shitposting’ because I accidentally posted parade pictures- while drunk at the parade- in the Astros offseason thread. 
 

If that doesn’t explain how big of a pussy Houston fans are, I don’t know what does. 
 

I guess I should get a tattoo or something to go with my new ‘bad boy’ image. 

Working the parade huh

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12 hours ago, Constant said:

I got an official warning for ‘shitposting’ because I accidentally posted parade pictures- while drunk at the parade- in the Astros offseason thread. 
 

If that doesn’t explain how big of a pussy Houston fans are, I don’t know what does. 
 

I guess I should get a tattoo or something to go with my new ‘bad boy’ image. 

or maybe pay your credit card bills with the newfound cash from the tricks you turned on the parade route.

Edit: for the little bit of shit talking that does occur, neither team's fans really troll the other's dedicated threads, but it's an understandable idiotically convenient mistake.

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1 hour ago, slorch said:

or maybe pay your credit card bills with the newfound cash from the tricks you turned on the parade route.

Edit: for the little bit of shit talking that does occur, neither team's fans really troll the other's dedicated threads, but it's an understandable idiotically convenient mistake.

The sore pussy has identified himself. 

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22 hours ago, elguapo said:

I love how much Arlington is thinking of the Astros during their big moment!

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I love how some of y’all were shit talking the parade in your little safe space of the Astros off-season thread because you’ll call down the thread police if someone reacts to it there.  Next, you’ll be shit-talking the length of your offseason thread compared to the Rangers’.  Sure fucking helps to get a full week’s head start.  

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Remember guys, that is the same aggy fanbase who mass reported and had @Helobious banned last year during the ALCS. Not because he posted inside their own Astros thread, nope. Because he was pissing off Astros fans in the general ALCS thread. Until Immamac realized Helo wasn't actually doing anything wrong, it was just Astros fans being the biggest pussies on the planet. A lot of people complained and wondered why he was banned. So it was lifted quickly.

That's pretty much all you need to know about the Houston aggy fanbase on here. Sensitive dorks

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

I love how some of y’all were shit talking the parade in your little safe space of the Astros off-season thread because you’ll call down the thread police if someone reacts to it there.  Next, you’ll be shit-talking the length of your offseason thread compared to the Rangers’.  Sure fucking helps to get a full week’s head start.  

Nice to see you spending your Sunday morning obsessing about what Astros fans are doing on surly!

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Remember guys, that is the same aggy fanbase who mass reported and had @Helobious banned last year during the ALCS. Not because he posted inside their own Astros thread, nope. Because he was pissing off Astros fans in the general ALCS thread. Until Immamac realized Helo wasn't actually doing anything wrong, it was just Astros fans being the biggest pussies on the planet. A lot of people complained and wondered why he was banned. So it was lifted quickly.

That's pretty much all you need to know about the Houston aggy fanbase on here. Sensitive dorks

I’m a Tech, Cowboys, Army, and Astros fan.  The tough guy fan talk is amusing. Most of the real baseball fans maintain decorum. 
Helo got kicked out of that because he trolls nonstop. He knows it, we know it.  Whatever. 
What’s funny is even with the WS championship, it’s not the main Rangers fans talking shit.  It’s the little anklebiters, feeling all emboldened.  
It’s all good.  Next season will be fun too, and a good handful of these posters will forget they were ever interested in baseball one time. 

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4 hours ago, slorch said:

Edit: for the little bit of shit talking that does occur, neither team's fans really troll the other's dedicated threads, but it's an understandable idiotically convenient mistake.

A few Houston fans felt the need to say something in the rangers thread during the middle 3 games of the alcs. But that all worked itself out well enough. 

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50 minutes ago, elguapo said:

Nice to see you spending your Sunday morning obsessing about what Astros fans are doing on surly!

 

Already read up on our off-season thread.  Still in celebration mode.  Just warms the cockles to see you and yours so elephant walking angry 

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3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Remember guys, that is the same aggy fanbase who mass reported and had @Helobious banned last year during the ALCS. Not because he posted inside their own Astros thread, nope. Because he was pissing off Astros fans in the general ALCS thread. Until Immamac realized Helo wasn't actually doing anything wrong, it was just Astros fans being the biggest pussies on the planet. A lot of people complained and wondered why he was banned. So it was lifted quickly.

That's pretty much all you need to know about the Houston aggy fanbase on here. Sensitive dorks

I spent 2 days in surly jail last week cause I made one joke about Adolis being their dad in their off-season thread. Never mind they go into my yankee thread all the time and talk shit to me. I’ve never reported or even negged them once for it. They’re a bunch of massive overly sensitive pussies. 

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1 hour ago, Helobious said:

I spent 2 days in surly jail last week cause I made one joke about Adolis being their dad in their off-season thread. Never mind they go into my yankee thread all the time and talk shit to me. I’ve never reported or even negged them once for it. They’re a bunch of massive overly sensitive pussies. 

So…..they’re aggy 

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