2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[Planet Houston 4918]

[tx 3 putt 75474]

It’s just one game Ranger fans. Get your shit together, bounce back and sweep the M’s (twice) to end the season. 

Edited September 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Rockethorn1978 6059]

Altuve the last two games

 

[tx ind 6897]

[TonyTexas 10423]

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

[gsoda3 3194]

did you pass high school english?

[David Dennison 17797]

40 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

Bruh.

[Huckleberry 32414]

29 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

did you pass high school english?

To be fair, maybe the word "this" was a meta self reference or something. 

[Gourmand 7761]

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

[Guadaloopy 10801]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

[Guadaloopy 10801]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

[Gourmand 7761]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

yep that was incredibly stupid

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[Guadaloopy 10801]

That may be the most perfect reply I have ever seen on Twitter/X.

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[gsoda3 3194]

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

[TexArcher 37096]

27 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

[Beau Vine 53718]

"Yeeeessss...I am Yordan."

"We know."

[gsoda3 3194]

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

[BornOrange 1441]

19 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

But Arlington Rangers, like douchebags, have a short lifespan.

[Beau Vine 53718]

A's gonna win 2 of 3 this weekend for the killshot.

[TonyTexas 10423]

[David Dennison 17797]

43 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

Just like World Championships.

[Smax 3799]

Trash cans are made to last.

Heyo

[WBT 20253]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

A's gonna win 2 of 3 this weekend for the killshot.

They're playing better.  9-7 in their last 16.

Edited September 7, 2023 by WBT

[IDIOTsavant 8425]

[Bregs 225]

Can we get a Rangers magic number update, please?

[perfectchaos007 6539]

ATTN: Rangers

Your ride is here to pick you up

 

Edited September 7, 2023 by perfectchaos007

[Gourmand 7761]

Rangers just got absolutely skull fucked

 

[Planet Houston 4918]

[Frank Drebin 5361]

Altuve be like

 

[TexArcher 37096]

10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

17 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

That's not even a good joke.

[Horn80 6015]

Astros curb stomp fraud rangers.  

[tx ind 6897]

[UTPhil2006 3768]

Can we get a rangers magic number update 

[Gourmand 7761]

 

[Pimphand 5523]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

 

[Pimphand 5523]

14 hours ago, Bregs said:

Can we get a Rangers magic number update, please?

Well their real magic number is 23 which means some combination of 23 Blue Jays wins and Rangers losses means they will be eliminated from the postseason...

Edited September 7, 2023 by Pimphand

[Beau Vine 53718]

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Can we get a rangers magic number update 

[DougO 5229]

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

[UTPhil2006 3768]

Y’all need to be mad at Fud not my “troll bottom feeder” aggtro ass 

[Gourmand 7761]

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

how 

Edited September 7, 2023 by Gourmand

[tx ind 6897]

11 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

Live look at Rangers trophy room

[UTPhil2006 3768]

Y’all need to be mad at Fud not my “troll bottom feeder” aggtro ass 

[Esque 135]

Went to the game last night and it was depressing.  As if getting swept wasn't bad enough, allowing 39 runs in three games literally made my stomach churn.  Sad times.

 

[Beau Vine 53718]

On 9/6/2023 at 9:21 AM, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

That's kind of beyond "amazingly stupid."  That's like "Blummer stupid."

Edited September 7, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Planet Houston 4918]

That shit was hilarious, honestly.  Good bit.

[Guadaloopy 10801]

27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

That shit was hilarious, honestly.  Good bit.

Agreed.  Got a good chuckle out of it.  I'm a little surprised that so many people reacted as if it was a serious take. 

[realgreggym 830]

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

Somewhere David Clyde is smiling 

[Huckleberry 32414]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

I'm not sure how that's equivalent to Aggies. I mean, the Astros just swept Appalachian State on the road. That's not like A&M at all.