2023 Rangers/Astros thread of hate

[Planet Houston 4,950]

[tx 3 putt 78,730]

It’s just one game Ranger fans. Get your shit together, bounce back and sweep the M’s (twice) to end the season. 

Edited September 6, 2023 by tx 3 putt

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

Altuve the last two games

 

[tx ind 7,057]

[TonyTexas 10,785]

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

[gsoda3 3,362]

did you pass high school english?

[David Dennison 19,565]

40 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

Bruh.

[Huckleberry 34,713]

29 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

did you pass high school english?

To be fair, maybe the word "this" was a meta self reference or something. 

[Gourmand 7,778]

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

You guys are so fuckin soft. 

 

As an Astros fan all y'all Ardmore South mfers can fuckkkk allll the way off but as an objective MLB watcher who's seen plenty of ups and downs from both the Astros and Mariners, get your shit together and nut up. It's baseball, anything can happen in the last month.

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

[Gourmand 7,778]

5 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yep... shit is far from over.  That said, if I were a Ranger fan I would fatwa fud for that magic number bullshit in the second week of August.

yep that was incredibly stupid

[Gourmand 7,778]

 

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

That may be the most perfect reply I have ever seen on Twitter/X.

[Gourmand 7,778]

 

[gsoda3 3,362]

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

[TexArcher 39,074]

27 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

you find that in the same stack as your floppies of rockets championships pics?

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

[Beau Vine 55,874]

"Yeeeessss...I am Yordan."

"We know."

[gsoda3 3,362]

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

[BornOrange 1,441]

19 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

But Arlington Rangers, like douchebags, have a short lifespan.

[Beau Vine 55,874]

A's gonna win 2 of 3 this weekend for the killshot.

[TonyTexas 10,785]

[David Dennison 19,565]

43 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

8 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

Just like World Championships.

[Smax 3,800]

Trash cans are made to last.

Heyo

[WBT 20,993]

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

A's gonna win 2 of 3 this weekend for the killshot.

They're playing better.  9-7 in their last 16.

Edited September 7, 2023 by WBT

[IDIOTsavant 8,689]

[Bregs 225]

Can we get a Rangers magic number update, please?

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

ATTN: Rangers

Your ride is here to pick you up

 

Edited September 7, 2023 by perfectchaos007

[Gourmand 7,778]

Rangers just got absolutely skull fucked

 

[Planet Houston 4,950]

[Frank Drebin 5,840]

Altuve be like

 

[TexArcher 39,074]

10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

17 hours ago, TexArcher said:

But, my Astros World Series Champions gear still looks brand new..........

Trash cans are made to last.

That's not even a good joke.

[Horn80 6,361]

Astros curb stomp fraud rangers.  

[tx ind 7,057]

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Can we get a rangers magic number update 

[Gourmand 7,778]

 

[Pimphand 6,376]

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

 

 

[Pimphand 6,376]

14 hours ago, Bregs said:

Can we get a Rangers magic number update, please?

Well their real magic number is 23 which means some combination of 23 Blue Jays wins and Rangers losses means they will be eliminated from the postseason...

Edited September 7, 2023 by Pimphand

[Beau Vine 55,874]

4 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Can we get a rangers magic number update 

[DougO 5,267]

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Y’all need to be mad at Fud not my “troll bottom feeder” aggtro ass 

[Gourmand 7,778]

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

how 

Edited September 7, 2023 by Gourmand

[tx ind 7,057]

11 minutes ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

Live look at Rangers trophy room

[UTPhil2006 3,930]

Y’all need to be mad at Fud not my “troll bottom feeder” aggtro ass 

[Esque 135]

Went to the game last night and it was depressing.  As if getting swept wasn't bad enough, allowing 39 runs in three games literally made my stomach churn.  Sad times.

 

[Beau Vine 55,874]

On 9/6/2023 at 9:21 AM, TonyTexas said:

Hey Rangers fans. Are your announcers always this amazingly stupid? 

 

That's kind of beyond "amazingly stupid."  That's like "Blummer stupid."

Edited September 7, 2023 by Beau Vine

[Planet Houston 4,950]

That shit was hilarious, honestly.  Good bit.

[Guadaloopy 11,138]

27 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

That shit was hilarious, honestly.  Good bit.

Agreed.  Got a good chuckle out of it.  I'm a little surprised that so many people reacted as if it was a serious take. 

[realgreggym 838]

5 hours ago, Gourmand said:

 

Somewhere David Clyde is smiling 

[Huckleberry 34,713]

2 hours ago, DougO said:

Aggtros bottom feeder fans acting like they accomplished something running a train on a team that was like 2-13 already coming in. So aggy...

I'm looking forward to seeing some new blood on the field. Might even make them play a little more competitively if they see a kid looking to take some jobs.  

I'm not sure how that's equivalent to Aggies. I mean, the Astros just swept Appalachian State on the road. That's not like A&M at all.