Texas @ Baylor: Series Thread

[MuellerHorn 4,289]

Fuck Baylor

Edited April 14, 2023 by MuellerHorn

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

I want to sweep everyone but I really would love to look back on the season and all of us say “that series where we butt fucked Baylor for 3 games, out scoring them 38-1 was the turning point of the season and what made this Omaha run to the title all possible”

 

[HuntinHorn 986]

Fuck the Rapists! Want the sweep!

[LTtxfan 49,338]

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I want to sweep everyone but I'd really love to look back on the season and say “that series where we butt fucked Baylor for 3 games, out scoring them 38-1 was the turning point of the season and what made this Omaha run to the title all possible”

 

 

[Rockethorn1978 6,102]

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Hey it’s Baylor so we know they’ll like it especially. Heyhooooo.

[Herpa Derpa 6,130]

Do it for Queso!

[TrashMaster G 17,594]

Remember Queso!  BTE-LSOOB! Let's fuck up those cat-kilking rapists!

[MuellerHorn 4,289]

38 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Do it for Queso!

 

10 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Remember Queso!  BTE-LSOOB! Let's fuck up those cat-kilking rapists!

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/play-dead-6378332

For the uninitiated.

"For instance, say Goodman and other statewide advocates, Texas law defines an animal as a "domestic living creature." As a result, abusers can successfully argue that a stray cat or dog is not an animal.

This defense was employed five years ago in the Queso case, in which two Baylor baseball players shot the cat with a pellet gun, beat it in the head with a golf club, decapitated and skinned it. Both young men were acquitted since no one had proper ownership papers for Queso."

Edited April 14, 2023 by MuellerHorn

[jw4381 3,094]

Fuck those putos. Hope karma has something special in store for every one of those rapists, apologists, and Queso murderers.

[MuellerHorn 4,289]

Edited April 14, 2023 by MuellerHorn

[Had Enough 2,088]

Getting all exotic flip flopping Campbell and EK.

[Dahobbs 17,678]

14 minutes ago, Had Enough said:

Getting all exotic flip flopping Campbell and EK.

Trying to get EK going I guess. 

[TrashMaster G 17,594]

[Horn80 6,131]

Texas Fight

[ztejas 43,532]

What time is first pitch?

[Dahobbs 17,678]

At least we are making contact. 

[HOOKEM4 5,041]

This is a super live crowd. We are screwed, that fat fuck is gonna roll down from behind home plate and kill one of our guys.

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Not ideal. 

[Horn80 6,131]

Lol at the three dorks on front row third base side.

[ztejas 43,532]

Nice snag EK. 

[BrazilHorn 6,631]

I’d be pissed if my seats were next to that morbidly obese dude right behind home plate

[Dahobbs 17,678]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Nice snag EK. 

Appeared to be limping a bit afterwards. 

[ztejas 43,532]

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

I’d be pissed if my seats were next to that morbidly obese dude right behind home plate

I'd be pissed if I had to attend a Baylor sporting event in Waco.

[Horn80 6,131]

Lady behind home plate like her popcorn and says fuck the hot dog.

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Good job Lucas. Let's get some runs. 

[UnhappilyMarried 817]

Way to navigate. If the top of their order isn’t going to capitalize, we’ll be in great shape 

[Horn80 6,131]

Lousy bunt

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Seriously, wtf. 

[ztejas 43,532]

This crowd is embarassing. I mean I get their team sucks monkey dick but Texas baseball on a Friday night in Waco isn't a draw? 

[Hammerin Hank 1,227]

Nice dive

[ztejas 43,532]

LOL I need a gif of that dive attempt.

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Fuck yeah!

[jw4381 3,094]

howdy odowdy

[UnhappilyMarried 817]

Dive looked like the first time you play a video game and don’t know the controls yet 

[Horn80 6,131]

Interesting decision to dive for a ball 20 feet away.

[ztejas 43,532]

Shitty vid I'll make a gif if Texas baseball posts it on twitter.

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52,583]

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Interesting decision to dive for a ball 20 feet away.

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Keep doing that. 

[jw4381 3,094]

Maybe he should have dove on that one?

[ztejas 43,532]

These guys really fucking suck. We need to take all 3. 

[Dahobbs 17,678]

Campbell has no interest in seeing any pitches today. 

[Horn80 6,131]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

These guys really fucking suck. We need to take all 3. 

Then call them names.

[UnhappilyMarried 817]

Thomas has arrived. I’ve officially banged the Carlson drum for the last time 

[Horn80 6,131]

Literally got his teammate’s back.

[jw4381 3,094]

yes

[ztejas 43,532]

Pierce is like "there's no way these dipshits can field a bunt from EK"

And that's a fantastic steal. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by ztejas

[texastroubadour 1,222]

That is one large human family back of home plate. Health Camp devotees

[ztejas 43,532]

Damn - 32 RBIs on the season for pretty eyes? 

That's strong. 

[jw4381 3,094]

Nice hit. 

[Horn80 6,131]

Nice production from Porter tonight.