Road to the Orange Bowl: The 2024 GOP primary thread

[Bozo_Casanova 26285]

Let me eat I’m starving!

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26285]

Tim Scott serving Ambrosia in New Hampshire

 

[YGIFS 19449]

Looks like Trump was threatening to spill the beans on your drug addiction, Mike.  Oh sorry, was that out loud?  

[Bozo_Casanova 26285]

 

[Bozo_Casanova 26285]

Shot:

Chaser:

 

[Beau Vine 54004]

Dammit, I was really looking forward to not voting for Pompeo.

[bolverk 29405]

@hayden_horn @immamac

Hey, can we get these two threads merged?

 

[YGIFS 19449]

"I don't think Abbott's gonna run..."

without a hint of irony, Greg.  But thank you for taking it out on the most vulnerable Texans.  

[Pods 7530]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Shot:

Chaser:

 

Give credit where credit is due, Trump's speechwriter with a nice Abbot dig at the end of the second video. 

Edited April 15, 2023 by Pods

[Js1 85113]

Ah yes. The primary where Trump will romp. I bet he doesn’t lose a single state to Ronnie Puddin Boots 

[atomheartbevo 89450]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

"I don't think Abbott's gonna run..."

without a hint of irony, Greg.  But thank you for taking it out on the most vulnerable Texans.  

Trump mocking Greg is going to make him double-down on trying to fuck over Texans so that people notice him nationally.

[brown water 3761]

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Ah yes. The primary where Trump will romp. I bet he doesn’t lose a single state to Ronnie Puddin Boots 

May have missed it.  But Puddin Boots is gold. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Puddin' Boots if fucking gold Jerry, gold!  Somebody please make up that meme/gif

[Blotto 23434]

Abbott, lulz. He might as well run on the blutarsky platform because he's going to manage 0.0% of the vote. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

Trump wins series in 4 games 

[Mdhorn 5911]

Do the Christians masturbate furiously watching Trump make shitty remarks about his Republican opposition, or do they ease it down shortly before take off so they can save the grand finale for his cripple impersonations?

[Guest]

I see the RNC will be held in Milwaukee...

Cheeseheads for King Cheeto?

[YGIFS 19449]

Yeah, they announced it like a year ago.  

Fun fact-the venue...FiServ Forum is named for the 'core' fintech processor that powers banking transactions for many small and mid-sized financial institutions.  Some of these banks are very woke and bank LGBTQ+ populations and their associated businesses and retail providers.  Some of their senior leadership team is actually here in Austin.  They also power the 50-state chartered community bank that our firm owns in the Midwest.  

Gonna be a darn shame when somebody starts leaking to the RNC that the venue of their convention is named for a woke bank that provides financial assistance to everything from gay bars to abortion clinics.  If you think Trump is gonna be a disruption to the proceedings, just wait until the RNC wants to change venues at the last minute because of screaming calls of principles from the base.  

Maybe Rittenhouse can help y'all out with security.  He's nearby.  You're making it easy for me.  

 

[Guest]

Y'all?

Beyond quips and potshots, i have zero interest in the RNC. It's a convention for criminals.

Edited April 15, 2023 by slorch

[YGIFS 19449]

I meant y'all in the Ustedes sense of the term.  "You Guys."   I think if I leak this out correctly, we can arrange a shootout on site between like-minded stupids.  

I guess this is how despots feel, getting people to kill each other.  I gotta admit the anticipation is kinda fun.