Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[hookemATL 11800]

Fuck yea. 

[Zeus 6104]

 

[Zepol87 9188]

Haha fuck yes!!!

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

I’ve always liked the domi and marchment families

[markstanco 12586]

Jake will require a blowjob tonight.

[Radical Larry 28654]

That Dadonov trade sure hasn't sucked. 

No kidding. Would love to have him back next season.

[markstanco 12586]

I’ve always liked the domi and marchment families

I know righ….wait, huh?

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

No kidding. Would love to have him back next season.

still get ptsd from signing aging Russian forwards to long term deals 

[hookemATL 11800]

Was really just hoping they wouldn’t give up a cheap one right before the intermission to cut into the lead, but a 3-0 lead will work too. 
 

Really seems like Minny has a crisis of confidence AND they are completely flustered by Oettinger.  They almost look uninterested. 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Evason is sending the equipment guy out to buy extra tampons for his team before the third period. 

[hookemATL 11800]

Raise em right!

[Zepol87 9188]

6 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Was really just hoping they wouldn’t give up a cheap one right before the intermission to cut into the lead, but a 3-0 lead will work too. 
 

Really seems like Minny has a crisis of confidence AND they are completely flustered by Oettinger.  They almost look uninterested. 

Yea the 2nd was rough for them offensively. At one point it was 11 to 3 shots, they were fucked 

[Skipper 6152]

6 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Was really just hoping they wouldn’t give up a cheap one right before the intermission to cut into the lead, but a 3-0 lead will work too. 
 

 

That has to be so deflating for them.  They had a great push last couple of minutes.  I was also thinking just get to intermission and then BAM

[Longhorn_Fan68 33879]

All three of those goal were SC top 10. Holy shit

20 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

That Dadonov trade sure hasn't sucked. 

Guri who?

[Skipper 6152]

Just now, Zepol87 said:

Yea the 2nd was rough for them offensively. At one point it was 11 to 3 shots, they were fucked 

That might have been the best period we have played this post-season.  We absolutely dominated the first 10 minutes or so for sure.

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

That has to be so deflating for them.  They had a great push last couple of minutes.  I was also thinking just get to intermission and then BAM

Just like the first goal. Come out and tilt the ice to start the game, miss a sitter and 1 seconds later your d man gets torched and you are losing. 
 

i think they finally figured out after 5 games that the hyper physical thing wasn’t going to work, they were taking too many penalties and giving up too many pp goals.  They’ve played it pretty straight up tonight and are just getting bested by a better team through 40. 

Edited April 29, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Ghost of LL 15539]

5 minutes ago, Skipper said:

That might have been the best period we have played this post-season.  We absolutely dominated the first 10 minutes or so for sure.

The last 10 seconds were pretty good, too.

[Zepol87 9188]

Got lucky there

[cactusflinthead 27601]

 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Got lucky there

Kaprizov sucking this series gruntles me. 

[Skipper 6152]

Settle down boys.  Let's get some possession.

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Settle down boys.  Let's get some possession.

 

 

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

what a stupid penalty right in front of the ref

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

They have been allowed to pull some guys down behind the play tonight though 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

What a low-t effort by Minnesota tonight. 

Well fuck. 

[hookemATL 11800]

Tighten it up and finish them. 

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

Same flukey ass goal off the boards like OT in game 1. 

[Skipper 6152]

Gonna be a long 6 mins.

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

3 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What a low-t effort by Minnesota tonight. 

Well fuck. 

thanks f4h

well fuck

way to jinx the hockey gods

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Skipper said:

Gonna be a long 6 mins.

for those low-t Minnesota fans. 

[Ghost of LL 15539]

I will be downright shocked if this game doesn’t go to overtime. #reversejinx

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

I will be downright shocked if this game doesn’t go to overtime. #reversejinx

minnesota fucking sucks. Handshakes in a few minutes. #bookit

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

🦦 

[shadow_operative2.0 16010]

Easy series, never a doubt. 

[Fudbelty 2788]

[crum 525]

lets gooooo

[Hagbard Celine 10892]

7 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I will be downright shocked if this game doesn’t go to overtime. #reversejinx

this post held up well

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

Consume feces, wild. 

[Zepol87 9188]

Beautiful

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

🤝 🤝 🤝 

 

love the effort from Faksa. 

[Ghost of LL 15539]

[cactusflinthead 27601]

Turn out the lights, the party's over

[Skipper 6152]

Love it.  Congrats Boys!  On to Round 2!!!   Impressive as hell games 4-6 after that stinker in game 3.  Beautiful

[Radical Larry 28654]

[shadow_operative2.0 16010]

So we thinking Wednesday night assuming Sea/Col play Sunday? 

[Ghost of LL 15539]

What the fuck is Michelle wearing?

[Firemans4Horn 18117]

DeBoer talking to Evason in the handshake line

 

[Pato del Muerto 52532]

1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

What the fuck is Michelle wearing?

Too much

Meanwhile Boston is going 7 because lord Stanley’s playoffs. 

[Ghost of LL 15539]

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Too much

Meanwhile Boston is going 7 because lord Stanley’s playoffs. 

They have the whiff of the 2001 Seattle Mariners.

[shadow_operative2.0 16010]

Aw shit, forgot we won't have Josh & Razor on TV anymore now.