Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[Fudbelty 2810]

Easily could have been 3/4-0. Otter saving our asses tonight.

[Ghost of LL 15698]

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Where’s our top line? Haven’t seen Hintz or a Robbo on the ice much at all. 
 

otter is locked in. 

Robertson could probably be out there for 60 minutes and you’d never notice him.

[C-Man 27779]

Seattle outhits Stars 15-3 in first period

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

5 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Easily could have been 3/4-0. Otter saving our asses tonight.

Agree to disagree. Kraken XG wasn’t that high. Lots of saves right in the stomach. But for sure they could be up 1-0. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Oleksiak has turned into a great defensemen. I’m happy for him. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

And fuck. 

[Zepol87 9341]

Fuck 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Goddamit

 

soccer would blow that dead. 
 

eberle should still be suspended for breaking a dude’s fucking neck. 

[Gucci_Suit 2828]

Some luck ass shit

[perfectchaos007 6780]

That puck could have broken Heiskanens jaw

[C-Man 27779]

Sheesh

[dcar00 14963]

unfucking believable.  just ridiculous the crap that happens to us.

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

This is trending poorly, quickly. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

“Good job by the officials not blowing that dead”

 

get the fuck out of here. The blew it dead in game 1 because a kraken defender took a shot off the knee cap (which the should have). 
 

fucking random whistles when our players get injured have been turbofucked in the playoffs the last few years. 

[C-Man 27779]

Interference against Kraken could’ve been called there. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Lindell sucks ass. I hate seeing him on the ice. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Seattle scores in bunches

[dcar00 14963]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

That puck could have broken Heiskanens jaw

it almost looks like he shoots it at him on purpose.  hopefully it caught some of his mask.

[C-Man 27779]

We might be cooked tonight

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

We lost Oleksiak we because we put a no movement clause on fucking Lindell’s contract. 

[dcar00 14963]

game over.  we are getting our asskicked and we are down Miro.

[C-Man 27779]

Robertson is just invisible in 5x5

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

Mother fucker. 

[Zepol87 9341]

Son of a bitch 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Yeah—this game is over.

[Fudbelty 2810]

Agree to disagree. Kraken XG wasn’t that high. Lots of saves right in the stomach. But for sure they could be up 1-0. 

Disagree to agree to disagree.

100% don’t want to say I told you so, buuut I told you so.

[dcar00 14963]

we are done for the series.  they are just better than we are.  we give up easy fucking shots all the time, all our offense is hoping for a tip or a rebound.  our leading goal scorer is a complete no show.

Otter is good but he's not that good.  sucks because it appeared this team actually might have a shot at getting to the finals.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Maybe Robertson can visit a low T center during the second intermission. And Lindell can retire. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

This just flat out sucks 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Fucking hell

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

Make it stop! 

[Zepol87 9341]

Come the fuck on

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Good fucking hell

Put in Wedgewood

[C-Man 27779]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We lost Oleksiak we because we put a no movement clause on fucking Lindell’s contract. 

I understand you’re pissed at Lindell. He hasn’t been great in this series but he is a better player than Oleksiak and is also two years younger.

Shit, four goals in less than nine minutes. Get Otter the fuck outta there.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Just now, C-Man said:

I understand you’re pissed at Lindell. He hasn’t been great in this series but he is a better player than Oleksiak and is also two years younger.

Shit, four goals in less than nine minutes. Get Otter the fuck outta there.

lindell is fucking terrible. He’s like a tampon that soaks up goals instead of blood. 

[dcar00 14963]

again more wide open shots. they got lucky on the Miro jaw goal but it's pretty constant.

unmarked players everywhere. lots of own zone TO's. we don't punish anyone.

maybe we can trade robertson for a couple of good players who show up in the playoffs.

[Fudbelty 2810]

Going to bed. Hopefully I wake up to a 6-5 OT win

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

There's 1. 

[C-Man 27779]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

lindell is fucking terrible. He’s like a tampon that soaks up goals instead of blood. 

Lindell was in the Top 10 this season in Defensive Point Shares. He led the NHL in 2018-19.

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

Welp, so much for the rally. 

[dcar00 14963]

Lindell is fucking horrible.  what is he doing there?

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

Wedgewood can handle the final 20. 

[C-Man 27779]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lindell is fucking horrible.  what is he doing there?

Lindell has not been very good in this series. Hard to defend that last effort.

[dcar00 14963]

regular season made me think we'd actually have a shot.  cup winning teams don't give up 4 and 5 goal periods.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

13 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Lindell was in the Top 10 this season in Defensive Point Shares. He led the NHL in 2018-19.

 

not sure what this stat tracks but he sucks. And now is -17 +/- in his NHL playoff career. Managed a -12 in our Covid bubble SCF season. 
 

#goaltampon

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lindell is fucking horrible.  what is he doing there?

I think he’s far sighted or something. Not really playing the same sport as everyone else. 

[C-Man 27779]

5 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

not sure what this stat tracks but he sucks. And now is -17 +/- in his NHL playoff career. Managed a -12 in our Covid bubble SCF season. 
 

#goaltampon

I think he’s far sighted or something. Not really playing the same sport as everyone else. 

https://www.hockey-reference.com/about/point_shares.html

[dcar00 14963]

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

not sure what this stat tracks but he sucks. And now is -17 +/- in his NHL playoff career. Managed a -12 in our Covid bubble SCF season. 
 

 

So he's the defensive Jason Robertson.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

So he's the defensive Jason Robertson.

I’d assume Robbo is carrying an injury (like Seguin in the playoffs in years past). 

[Pato del Muerto 53496]

Giving up 4 and 5 goal periods is an interesting way to go about a playoff run.