Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[dcar00 14963]

nice job by faksa there.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

That was an amazing slash by the Kraken there. 

[markstanco 12786]

Let’s not cheaply give the puck away in our own zone. 

Let’s hope the next time it happens for us Jason isn’t handling the puck and Miro or basically anybody else is.

[dcar00 14963]

fuckin A Cap!

[shadow_operative2.0 16263]

Captain, bitches! 

[markstanco 12786]

Fuck you seattle!!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

POWWWWWWW

[Zepol87 9341]

Boom baby

[dcar00 14963]

fuck we are so gotdam lazy clearing the puck.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Wow, that was a terrible response by us after the goal. Lucky to still be up. 

[markstanco 12786]

OTT needs a blowjob after the game.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Maybe we clear it out of our own zone?

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Robertson is now just actively hurting us. Turning the puck over in the defensive zone  and just hopeless on offense.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Ok that's one

[dcar00 14963]

we have no confidence with the puck but at least we are up.  We had shots but Seattle had all kinds of good chances

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

OTT needs a blowjob after the game.

from Robertson.

[markstanco 12786]

Robertson is now just actively hurting us. Turning the puck over in the defensive zone  and just hopeless on offense.

He was playing okay in the d zone. But yea he has been a head case the last 2 seasons in the playoffs.

[wutang75 459]

Can someone explain how the Kraken got this good as an expansion team?

[Ghost of LL 15698]

3 minutes ago, markstanco said:

He was playing okay in the d zone. But yea he has been a head case the last 2 seasons in the playoffs.

He’s had a couple of really ugly giveaways in the defensive zone, including one with about 90 seconds left in the second period where he just whiffed on the clearance pass.

 

Separately, watching Jamie Benn on the intermission interview just confirms how good the Generic Hockey Player who calls into the e-brake really is.

[Pato del Muerto 53498]

4 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

Can someone explain how the Kraken got this good as an expansion team?

Teams only get to protect like 5 players so there’s lots of talent available in the expansion draft.  Vegas did the same thing. NHL wants expansion teams to be competitive early on. 

[markstanco 12786]

Jason with another lazy pass intercepted.

[dcar00 14963]

robertson with another shitty play.  he's just a liability.

[Skipper 6411]

11 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

Can someone explain how the Kraken got this good as an expansion team?

Basically they have guys that would be on 2nd lines on other teams throughout lineup.  Not much star power but good players throughout lineup.

[dcar00 14963]

hey that was some good movement there.  more of that please.

[dcar00 14963]

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Teams only get to protect like 5 players so there’s lots of talent available in the expansion draft.  Vegas did the same thing. NHL wants expansion teams to be competitive early on. 

yep no 0-28 tampa bay bucs for the NHL

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Good job kid 

[dcar00 14963]

more good movement out of the zone

Domi can handle.  he sees the ice well.

[Zepol87 9341]

Fuck yes!!! Top fucking shelf

[Skipper 6411]

Keep it up!!!

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Hey Robbo made a good pass. 

[markstanco 12786]

I was bragging on Harley in a text group this morning

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

6 shots on goal halfway through the game seems like a winning strategy defensively. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

 

[markstanco 12786]

6 shots on goal halfway through the game seems like a winning strategy defensively. 

I question your hockey knowledge good sir. I would prefer 0.

Got dang that Harley goal was nasty. That was some lift.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Lol Lindell is literally Scott Derry facing the wrong way on that possession. I just can’t with that guy. 

[Zepol87 9341]

Lol fuck yes 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

He’s way out of the crease. 

[dcar00 14963]

bullshit.  he's pushed when he is outside the crease.

[Zeus 6862]

Benn gets pushed into him

Also he's coming out trying to get interference

Pussies

LETS GO STARS

[Zepol87 9341]

Outside of the crease and he was pushed 

[dcar00 14963]

this better not come back.  

[Skipper 6411]

Outside the crease.  Cmon

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

What a flop on the first contact lol. Looked like Neymar. 

[dcar00 14963]

he flopped on the initial push.  this is a goal. 

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Call stands 

[Zepol87 9341]

Minnesota wild level embellishment there by the goalie

[dcar00 14963]

thank god.  I thought for sure they'd fall for all that bullshit.

[Fudbelty 2810]

Fuck ya!!

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Suck our dicks climate pledge low t energy kraken. 

[Skipper 6411]

Let's Fucking GO!!!

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Let’s keep it going!