Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[wood 11088]

On 5/9/2023 at 10:18 PM, Ghost of LL said:

Pevs just had a magical stick. I have no idea how the puck jumps like that for him.

[LonghornJones 834]

17 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Seriously feels like Christmas wrapped with Halloween and Mardi Gras with a splash of childhood vacation. I'm so fucking stoked. I have so much to do between now and when i leave, but that's good because it'll help the time pass. 

I was up at 3:00a. I am far too excited for this. I hope the AAC is an absolute madhouse. I will be doing my part.

[Skipper 5998]

Believe we are in 104 tonight.  I'll be the guy 5 beers deep in the Stars pullover.

[LonghornJones 834]

116 in a freshly purchased Jamie Benn jersey 12 beers deep.

[cactusflinthead 27586]

If the analytics are giving Miro a bad grade I want to know what the hell they are analyzing.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33770]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33770]

Dallas, I'm in ya. Grabbing a bite and then heading to the arena to meet @Firemans4Horn. Let's fucking go!!!!!!!

[Ghost of LL 15321]

Jeez, please no overtime. I just don’t have the energy for that tonight.

[cactusflinthead 27586]

 

[C-Man 26897]

If the analytics are giving Miro a bad grade I want to know what the hell they are analyzing.

Not sure this guy knows exactly what “analytics” are:

[cactusflinthead 27586]

I don't have any idea where Tru tv is on the dial. Sweatergawd. This is a flashback to March madness 

[Dbeasy 14907]

Game starting on TRU TV on U-verse. Right now Impractical Jokers is on. The most unfunny tv I’ve ever seen in my life. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15764]

246 on Direct. 

[C-Man 26897]

[C-Man 26897]

Building seems a little dead to start

[shadow_operative2.0 15764]

Wyatt, bitches! 

[C-Man 26897]

The kid!!!!!!

(That’ll wake everybody up!)

[cactusflinthead 27586]

That kid.he good 

[Radical Larry 28494]

Atta kid

[shadow_operative2.0 15764]

Roope, bitches! 

[Hagbard Celine 10610]

DOS A CERO

DOS A CERO

[C-Man 26897]

Roope!!!!!

“Kid” has as many career playoff goals as Robo. (ducks)

[cactusflinthead 27586]

Well that's a good start. Carry on 

[C-Man 26897]

Two goals on three shots — that seems pretty good

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Dallas, I'm in ya. Grabbing a bite and then heading to the arena to meet @Firemans4Horn. Let's fucking go!!!!!!!

 

[cactusflinthead 27586]

What the hell was that fart and fall down?

[Ghost of LL 15321]

15 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Roope!!!!!

“Kid” has as many career playoff goals as Robo. (ducks)

Ok, but Robo actually looks ok so far.

[C-Man 26897]

8 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Ok, but Robo actually looks ok so far.

I haven’t noticed him.

The 2-0 lead is nice but being outshot 12-5 at the moment. That’s not sustainable.

[Ghost of LL 15321]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I haven’t noticed him.

The 2-0 lead is nice but being outshot 12-5 at the moment. That’s not sustainable.

Well, you not noticing him is a nice improvement.  But he actually has been in in the forecheck pretty aggressively a couple times.

And yeah—the shot disparity isn’t great. But how many legitimate scoring chances did Seattle have? I can’t think of many.

[C-Man 26897]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Well, you not noticing him is a nice improvement.  But he actually has been in in the forecheck pretty aggressively a couple times.

And yeah—the shot disparity isn’t great. But how many legitimate scoring chances did Seattle have? I can’t think of many.

Zero high-quality chances for Sea in first according to Liam. Lundquist said that was a perfect first for a goalie, lots of shots from outside with no screens.

I want to see more effort/work rate from Dallas in P2.

[cactusflinthead 27586]

35 seconds

[Ghost of LL 15321]

And Robo really made that happen. 
 

hopefully he’s turning the corner.

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

Not great skating there Kivi 

[Zepol87 9134]

So much space 

[C-Man 26897]

Barn seems fucking dead tonight, unless it’s TNT’s production. It might be.

[markstanco 12460]

And Robo really made that happen. 
 
hopefully he’s turning the corner.

He tried like hell to get a stick on that shot already going in

[C-Man 26897]

Ugh. Cmon PK

[dcar00 13968]

gotta shut this PP down.

[C-Man 26897]

Gledening almost paid ultimate price to go get his stick

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

We have zero offensive zone time this period. Getting eaten up. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15764]

Mother fucker. 

[C-Man 26897]

I gotta bad feeling about this

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

Hakanpaa is a liability. Bring back Miller. 

[C-Man 26897]

Eight SOG in nearly 30 mins ain’t gonna get it done

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

What a bullshit penalty. Good grief. 
 

pretty low t period by the stars. 

[C-Man 26897]

Jesus

[dcar00 13968]

fucking great...

[Zepol87 9134]

Not great. Come the fuck on

[vtaenz 601]

That was a penalty?

[Firemans4Horn 17675]

Weak penalty cancels out weak penalty. I’ll allow it.