Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Did you watch the last series? 

Sure, but Sea <> Vegas

[Firemans4Horn 17,680]

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Sure, but Sea <> Vegas

Hakanpaa looked like the worst player in the playoffs last series. Miller has been solid all playoffs. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

11 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Hakanpaa looked like the worst player in the playoffs last series. Miller has been solid all playoffs. 

Being injured tends to do that, he needs to be healthy, but he is missed

[Firemans4Horn 17,680]

Those Golden Knight jerseys are unbelievably bad

[Firemans4Horn 17,680]

POWWWWWWW

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

Robo gets another 

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Pow pow

[Zepol87 9,134]

Boom

[ztejas 43,007]

I wanna party with that couple wearing the black jerseys. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

Robo....keep it going 

[ztejas 43,007]

Holy shit we should have given it back up right there.

FOCUS people. 

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Harley doing a bit too much of a Klingberg impression today

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

 

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

How it started

How it's going

 

[ztejas 43,007]

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

How it started

How it's going

 

That's a double jack and coke if I've ever seen one (potentially a LIIT). Dude is finding his religion right now. 

Edited May 21, 2023 by ztejas

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

Interesting collection of offerings at that bar.

[Ghost of LL 15,321]

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That's a double jack and coke if I've ever seen one (potentially a LIIT). Dude is finding his religion right now. 

“Would you like to make it a double for $1?”

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

Faksa seems to be everywhere this game. 

[ztejas 43,007]

23 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

“Would you like to make it a double for $1?”

Which airports are you drinking at?

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Need another goal before they get another lucky bounce

[C-Man 26,903]

Need another goal before they get another lucky bounce

I’d kill every single one of you for a third goal

[RPM 26,150]

Jake is a badass

[Gucci_Suit 2,587]

Here’s where they start interfering in the crease to try to tie the game. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,216]

Couple of pretty cheap hits allowed by the refs this period 

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Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

Here’s where they start interfering in the crease to try to tie the game. 

They ain't gonna have to do that if we keep making lackadaisical passes

[Pato del Muerto 52,216]

I thought he followed that puck up in the air but he didn’t try to catch it. 

[Zeus 5,899]

[shadow_operative2.0 15,766]

And there it is. 

[Zepol87 9,134]

Son of a bitch

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No lucky bounce there, that was straight up pretty and straight up sucks

[RPM 26,150]

fuck

[C-Man 26,903]

Goddammit

[dcar00 13,983]

fuckin lazy ass suter

[ztejas 43,007]

This is gay as fuck

 

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Vegas is the RC Slocum aggy of hockey it seems.  Play defense just keep hanging around, hanging around, hanging around until you make a mistake.

[cactusflinthead 27,586]

 

[Ghost of LL 15,321]

Fuck you, Suter—it wasn’t enough to turn the puck over. You had to go skate to the slot and . . . stand there with your thumb up your ass whole a guy took a pass right next to you?

[Firemans4Horn 17,680]

Suter would rather be golfing

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

We are the better team yet .... here we are... Damn.... Cmon boys

[Ghost of LL 15,321]

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Suter would rather be golfing

I would say that he made a sojourn over to Caesars this morning and put some money on Vegas, but the truth is he just sucks.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,062]

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Suter would rather be golfing

I feel like he also sucks at golf

[Zeus 5,899]

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

Fuck you, Suter—it wasn’t enough to turn the puck over. You had to go skate to the slot and . . . stand there with your thumb up your ass whole a guy took a pass right next to you?

Yeah these guys lookin real slow out there. Can't lose focus completely in the last three mins though. 

[Bill Brasky 1,438]

fucking Suter you bum, this is why you haven't been to the conference finals before 

[Beau Vine 53,834]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

What would you say you do here, Suter?

bump

[shadow_operative2.0 15,766]

This didn’t work real well the other night, but I’ll call Dadonov for the winner. 

[markstanco 12,460]

I was coming around with Suter the last 3ish weeks. Then I got corrected hard.

Crowd is back in to it after being shushed for most of the 3rd. Not feeling good about this.

[Gucci_Suit 2,587]

Eye test would tell you that we’ve won or tied 5.5 of the 6 periods of the series.   

Luckily I started taking blood pressure meds. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,766]

Fuck!!!!!!!! 

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GOD DAMNIIT

[Zeus 5,899]

Offsides???