Dallas Stars 2023 Playoffs Thread of Dominance

[C-Man 27777]

Need to get our legs under us

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Goodnight. 

[C-Man 27777]

We are in big fucking trouble now

[Beau Vine 55859]

38 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

we win or lose based on that second line stepping up. 

Completely fucked.

[ztejas 44223]

Well shit, boys.

Lot of hockey left. Let's not start suckin Vegas' dicks quite yet. 

[Ghost of LL 15698]

Pretty terrible effort by the home team tonight.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Man what a difference over the last two games... This looks like game 3 all over

[Guest]

Vegas is bigger, faster, and better than we are. I’m glad they’re putting us out of our misery now. Hope Benn doesn’t lose his mind again. 

[C-Man 27777]

Step slow all over the ice

[shadow_operative2.0 16255]

Hmm, anything else on? 

[C-Man 27777]

Welp, that’s about all she wrote

[Zepol87 9340]

Fuck 

[dcar00 14946]

well that'll do it. decided not to show up

[crum 541]

Lindell has been horrible this postseason

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Pathetic

[dcar00 14946]

lindell is fucking awful.

[Guest]

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well shit, boys.

Lot of hockey left. Let's not start suckin Vegas' dicks quite yet. 

Vegas is going to assrape us.  We aren’t physically capable of turning it around. 

[Billy Pilgrim 2069]

Didn’t think we could play a worse game than 3 but here we are

[Surly Bevo 25717]

On the other hand....Rangers are on pace for 104 wins.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

1 minute ago, crum said:

Lindell has been horrible this postseason

Anyone with eyes hopes the Stars trade him for literally a warm body this summer. 

[dcar00 14946]

should have had Benn suspended for the series.

[C-Man 27777]

This series was over the minute Benn got kicked out of Game 3. Created too big of a mountain to surpass.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Seguin looks at Lindell and thinks “I can be worse with a worse cap number” 

[Pato del Muerto 53450]

What a total and complete ass kicking. And thorough. Looked like 20 minutes of 6 on 5. 

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

This series was over the minute Benn got kicked out of Game 3. Created too big of a mountain to surpass.

benn fucking sucks. We’ve played way better in the 2 games without him. Give me the chat GPT named Swedish guy. 

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Fans are going to throw trash on the ice before this is over 

[Billy Pilgrim 2069]

We can’t even get a shot off and they’ve got clean looks every time they’re in the zone

[dcar00 14946]

otter was so poor on that 2nd goal.

[Billy Pilgrim 2069]

Let’s flip over and see if Boston has the guts to comeback from 3-0 that the stars obviously don’t have.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

What the fuck are we doing?

[dcar00 14946]

Lindell has single handedly put us 2 goals down with his lazy ass.

[markstanco 12785]

What the fuck are we doing?

Losing and playing like shit?

[dcar00 14946]

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

benn fucking sucks. We’ve played way better in the 2 games without him. Give me the chat GPT named Swedish guy. 

yep but the real problem is Seguin and his contract giving us Texas Stars level play.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Shots 16-7

Oof

 

[markstanco 12785]

Luckily it’s not 4-0. Vegas in the locker room laughing and drinking beer right now.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

2 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Lindell has single handedly put us 2 goals down with his lazy ass.

Played this whole playoffs like Blythe from Band of Brothers

 

[tfoolry 8351]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

21 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Fans are going to throw trash on the ice before this is over 

You know there are plenty of people who paid huge money for game 3 tickets that also bought game 6 thinking it will even out 

[Beau Vine 55859]

39 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Vegas is bigger, faster, and better than we are. I’m glad they’re putting us out of our misery now. Hope Benn doesn’t lose his mind again. 

I hope he does.

[ztejas 44223]

23 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Let’s flip over and see if Boston has the guts to comeback from 3-0 that the stars obviously don’t have.

They're also getting their ass kicked at home. 

So we have that going for us. 

[Beau Vine 55859]

My mom could grow a better playoff beard than Kiviranta. 

[dcar00 14946]

welp. that was the chance and we can't get that to go.

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Marchment couldn’t score at Mike Modano’s bachelor party

[Pato del Muerto 53450]

Defense sucks and offense has zero luck so far 

[dcar00 14946]

weak ass penalty but whatever.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

[Firemans4Horn 18528]

Losery losers

[C-Man 27777]

Miro has been really bad in this series too. His fuckup there led directly to the 2-on-1 rush.

[Billy Pilgrim 2069]

Otter needs to get himself right before next season. Not been a great playoffs for him