NBA Playoffs 2023

[ztejas 43741]

35 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Spo has to be the most underrated coach all time amongst the casuals.  I know it’s all savants here…
 

What a smooth buttfucking.  
 

 

Spo is a seriously awesome coach. 

 But this Heat team is going to get seriously fucked on in the Finals. 

This is gonna be bad. But this is what America deserves.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

it's going to be a great Finals

[Kermit 3160]

It warms my dead heart to see the NBA not be able to shoehorn another lakers/Celtics finals. Thank you Jamal and Jimmy. 

[Slacks 6916]

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

Bro when the fuck did I say anything about TMac. 

Your grasp of the English language is tenuous as is your grasp of reality. 

 

4 hours ago, SilasCoade said:

To be fair, I have had to double take a couple times to distinguish ztejas from zeus, but that's mostly cuz I'm old AF and refuse to get stronger bifocals to read with.

 

4 hours ago, Kermit said:

That 40 year mark is for real. I’ve always been nearsighted and almost overnight I was struggling with all sight. Got my first readers. Lost my first readers.

Well, shit... 

My bad, @ztejas

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4538]

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

*edit

Edited May 22, 2023 by CurlyDumps

[aggie08 21578]

Just now, Kermit said:

It warms my dead heart to see the NBA not be able to shoehorn another lakers/Celtics finals. Thank you Jamal and Jimmy. 

bUt ThE nBa Is RiGgEd!!!

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-1 in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

Literally no one is going to hold you to that.

[ChiTownDoc 21216]

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-1 in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

 

[CurlyDumps 4538]

Yikes. This Mazzulla presser is cringe.

[aggie08 21578]

Boston won the offensive rebounding battle 21-1. 99 times out of 100, that's a pretty clear indication of which team was hungrier. But, nah, Miami just didn't miss any shots to rebound.

[aggie08 21578]

3 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Yikes. This Mazzulla presser is cringe.

Just like Dillon Brooks, Boston has an easy scape goat to shit can and avoid acknowledging the deeper issues for now.

[Mach 1 1677]

TNT after game back and forth is more entertaining than the game. Barkley and Shaq  discussing being schooled by Moses and Erving was great.

[RabidM 2680]

There is no way Boston can bring him back. He admitted he's lost the team.  They need a new coach and to make some personnel changes.  They cannot run it back with this grouping. 

[Fastbreak 3996]

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?
If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.
*edit

What’s your onlyfans?

[MrBig 5507]

 

 

[RabidM 2680]

 

[Pam Cummings 9696]

Ho hum. Boston is who we thought they were. A poorly coached team with a mentally weak leader. Finals will be a good series.

[shadow_operative 15932]

13 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

it's going to be a great Finals

...for people who want to see Denver win in 4 or 5 games.

[shadow_operative 15932]

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

55 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

...for people who want to see Denver win in 4 or 5 games.

you know Boston was -4 @ Miami yesterday.  Bet of the century!  Heat are tough, especially OTR.  We shall see.  I'm rooting for Denver because I like Jamal Murray a lot. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

you know Boston was -4 @ Miami yesterday.  Bet of the century!  Heat are tough, especially OTR.  We shall see.  I'm rooting for Denver because I like Jamal Murray a lot. 

Personally I’d like to see denver win the most because I like their team and it’s been a futile franchise for a long time


The evil side of me would love to see the heat win so we can watch the know it alls and joker fuck boys squirm out the excuses

[Zeus 6463]

15 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

*edit

 

[Blotto 23679]

15 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

At what point do we just acknowledge The Heat are playing out of their minds? What are they, 11-2* in games Butler plays?

If the Finals doesn’t go at least six games, I’ll fist myself.

*edit

Since 2000, approximately 40% (9 of 23) of championship series have ended in 5 or fewer games. CurlyDumps sees a potential 8 vs 1 seed matchup and decides this is the time to put his b-hole on the line. I'm starting to suspect there's just a few posters here looking for justification...."I didnt want to do it honey, but I promised everyone on Surly"

[Chewbacca 7793]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

The evil side of me would love to see the heat win so we can watch the know it alls and joker fuck boys squirm out the excuses

Even if the Nuggets lose the Finals it won't be because of the guy who is averaging 30/13/10 in the playoffs.  He's just a fucking machine.

[Blotto 23679]

3 minutes ago, Chewbacca said:

Even if the Nuggets lose the Finals it won't be because of the guy who is averaging 30/13/10 in the playoffs.  He's just a fucking machine.

He's no Rudy Gobert

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

Anthony Davis will have a season ending injury tonight. 

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

LeBitch actin' like a victim again when he's 100% responsible. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

lol lebron. 

[Zepol87 9263]

Lol so weak 

[Pam Cummings 9696]

Lebron having a throwback half.

[Aqua Buddha 14653]

 

[aggie08 21578]

LA has played a perfect half, but Denver just keeps hanging around.

[shadow_operative 15932]

phantom foul on jokic

hachimura bear hugs jokic, twice, nothing 

phantom foul on jokic

great end to the half by these refs.

Edited May 23, 2023 by shadow_operative

[Zepol87 9263]

Terrible fucking calls 

[Fastbreak 3996]

The spirit of Jokic exited his body, moved 3 feet and fouled Davis before moving back the 3 feet to return to Jokić’s body

[shadow_operative 15932]

not gonna win a lot of games giving up 73 points in the first half.

[Pam Cummings 9696]

Meh, you just kinda figured that as long as the Lakers didn't outright quit like the Celtics, the series was due for a game where they just make shots and Denver doesn't. Still far from over though. They are explosive.

Edited May 23, 2023 by Pam Cummings

[Horn80 6240]

73 points in first half.  Raise the goals three more feet.

[veritas aequitas 443]

3 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

not gonna win a lot of games giving up 73 points in the first half.

But they sell some more tickets taking tonight off and winning it at home

[Chewbacca 7793]

phantom foul on jokic
hachimura bear hugs jokic, twice, nothing 
phantom foul on jokic
great end to the half by these refs.

Refball in full effect tonight.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Tristan Thompson sighting lol

[shadow_operative 15932]

The arena is silent. I love it.

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Tristan Thompson sighting lol

i just said aloud, "i cannot believe i'm watching tristan thompson playing basketball right now."

[MrBig 5507]

Kardashian Curse was brought to LA by Tristan Thompson

[Braff Zacklin 13672]

That third quarter was orgiastic.

[Pam Cummings 9696]

Just killed em on the boards. Lakers one and done every time. Denver gets 3 chances every time.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Total 180 for denver early in this 4th. Thompson is contesting everything lol

[MNLonghornFUKM 8916]

Has Bruce brown missed anything within 5 feet these playoffs?

[Chewbacca 7793]

Has Bruce brown missed anything within 5 feet these playoffs?

He's so good around the rim.

[MrBig 5507]

Lebron has been scared to go hard in the paint since he got off the HGH

[shadow_operative 15932]

LOL, an entire possession that's a three man game between reaves, schroeder, and rui. bron and ad just stood there watching like dopes. 

[Fastbreak 3996]

Lebron just standing around at 35 feet is an interesting strategy.