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I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

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2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

Get one within a hundred yards of the water.  Backhoe.  Dynamite.  We'll make a cut for a boat slip.

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11 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Big Island - that means North Padre, right? Galveston?
 

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm trying to figure out if the usage of "presents" in the thread title is some failing effort by the OP to be clever, or signs of of an Aggy level education. 

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Yeah I saw Panhandle and thought sure I’m a 1% but then realized it wasn’t Texas  that list was talking about so…no…I am not…I’m not giving out any presents either. 

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Posted
44 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm trying to figure out if the usage of "presents" in the thread title is some failing effort by the OP to be clever, or signs of of an Aggy level education. 

13 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t understand what’s going on. 

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

Gotta fit in 1% Derka socks.

Posted
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

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1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

That reminds me

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

And remember, half the lawyers around here will stick a finger up your butt, just like a dr.

You gotta guess which half, though.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

And remember, half the lawyers around here will stick a finger up your butt, just like a dr.

You gotta guess which half, though.

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14 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That reminds me

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Some asshole with too much money bought a bunch of land near me, drilled a bunch of wells, and planted a vineyard.

Here we are ten years later, not a damn drop of wine, and my well went dry.

Fucker.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Some asshole with too much money bought a bunch of land near me, drilled a bunch of wells, and planted a vineyard.

Here we are ten years later, not a damn drop of wine, and my well went dry.

Fucker.

 

 

Bang his wife!

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Posted
39 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Those are poors.  I'm asking the VC capitalists that sip Chablis in Napa, not pediatricians and public defenders.

VC capitalists?  Charlie don't surf...nor does he do capitalism

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5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

Probably because, in most circumstances, Engineers have zero problems mentioning themselves. At length. Come to think of it, Elon Musk considers himself and Engineer so it all makes sense. 

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14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Nobody ever mentions the engineers.

Okay, I'll fix it.  Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
  • 2% who don't do math good.
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My vacation estate is in Zapata County. It's doubled in size since the lake has disappeared.  I can get ya'll some staff for the tasks inside or outside the home if needed.  

Posted
4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Okay, I'll fix it.  Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer
  • 2% who don't do math good*.

*well.  Don't do math well.....

Posted
6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

OP is confused about how Surly is defined by percentages (we all make this mistake).

Surly percentages are:

  • 48% are doctors
  • 48% are lawyers
  • 2% are both doctors and lawyers
  • 2% are neither a doctor nor a lawyer

And then there’s the rest of us…


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Posted
9 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I been looking at condos in POC, but can't find one I like with a permanent boat slip and I'll be goddamned if I'm going to have to launch a boat at Froggie's or Clark's.  

Caracol had a fantastic lot with double slip open up recently.  

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