UT student expelled for explicit photos

[closetohumping 17455]

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Clearly she's looking for Dickens

[RDCanecutter 26458]

It's only "explicit" because she's more than 100 yards from a beach.

I for one support her right to self-expression.

[YGIFS 19452]

Those shoes say, "these will be comfortably enough to walk from our Subaru to Lilith Fair", but that ass says, "Let's get some dick!" 

I am 95% certain that is not a library on UT-Austin's campus.  According to several photos I'm currently deleting in my phone.  

I'm guessing one of the other dozen "UT's" around our fair nation.  

[Trey3216 15350]

15 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Clearly she's looking for Dickens

I'll be her Melville muse.  

[Surly Bevo 25095]

Ivy you say?

[UnivTex34 1763]

19 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

Link?

[Gourmand 7774]

the next Kendra Sunderland

[Wally Fairway 5571]

31 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

Not sure where you got the photo - but you are being catfished, or you are catfishing us.

[UnivTex34 1763]

Why I asked for a link. 

 

I cannot find any mention of this story anywhere, namely CNN.com

 

[closetohumping 17455]

16 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I'll be her Melville muse.  

She gonna be eating blubber once I free Willy.

[Wally Fairway 5571]

Just now, UnivTex34 said:

Why I asked for a link. 

 

I cannot find any mention of this story anywhere, namely CNN.com

yeah - I wanted to see which UT (thinking....hoping (LOL) it was Toledo) so I looked for the CNN correspondent name and she is and Editor/Correspondent for CNN International out of London. All of her stories are based in Europe)

Nice ass in the photo though, right!

[UnivTex34 1763]

@closetohumping

 

Hey gramps, when you pull something from Facebook, be sure to check its authenticity before sharing elsewhere.

 

Or post it on the saw it on Facebook thread.

Edited April 18, 2023 by UnivTex34

[Your Mom 4829]

35 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Clearly she's looking for Dickens

A Sale of Two Titties?

[Bigbend1812 12928]

[YGIFS 19452]

Her name might say Ivy, but that ass says full-on Bush.

[Pato del Muerto 52540]

That girl is poison. 
 

(never trust a big butt and a smile)

[closetohumping 17455]

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Her name might say Ivy, but that ass says full-on Bush.

Do you remember a movie called Poison Ivy?

[Steel Shank 9430]

I believe Monsieur Lecoq can crack this case.

[Bevo 13591]

Has tail, would still crush.

[closetohumping 17455]

She can help me straighten out my Longfellow

[tx 3 putt 77250]

That’s not ‘explicit’

 

[Bevo 13591]

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

That’s not ‘explicit’ enough

 

FIFY

[aggie08 21511]

I guess we're making progress here in DT that no one shot her yet.

[YGIFS 19452]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

She can help me straighten out my Longfellow

Does Kurt Vonnegut know you're making these half-ass literary jokes?  

[closetohumping 17455]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Does Kurt Vonnegut know you're making these half-ass literary jokes?  

[BabaYaga 15302]

[Dahobbs 17627]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

 

1. TBH, not sure if this is our UT, or Toledo, or Tennessee.  I was a book worm and spent time in many a library.  This one doesn't look familiar.

2. IF this was our UT, not sure if this increased or decreased the value of my degree.

3. She must work out.

4. Nope, don't have her FB. 

 

Did it ever occur to you that there is a 0.0% chance the real CNN would actually publish those photos?

That said, nice. 

[Rimbo 26027]

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

[conVINCEd 21469]

34 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

Don’t care.  Saw ass.

[YGIFS 19452]

The U. of Toledo student's name is Vicky Eulenette of nearby Fort Wayne, her friends call her Ivy.  And Perhaps the young lady was looking for a hardcopy of the great, and appropriately titled, erotica novella "Fanny Hill" by John Cleland:

 

 

[closetohumping 17455]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

What starts here changes the world

[bschoolprof 6271]

In related news, if you want to see this chick below naked across the actual UT campus, then definitely don't google nala brooks UT.

 

[YGIFS 19452]

1 minute ago, closetohumping said:

What starts here changes the world

What starts with that ass makes me finish the world

Or something.

 

Dammit, I had something for this.  

[Bevo 13591]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

Doesn't matter - saw half-nekkid chick.

[Rimbo 26027]

22 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

In related news, if you want to see this chick below naked across the actual UT campus, then definitely don't google nala brooks UT.

 

seen and fucked hotter on campus

[YGIFS 19452]

Well I would you saw them before you fucked 'em.  Though your story would be cooler in reverse.

[closetohumping 17455]

23 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

seen and fucked hotter on campus

[Armybrat 40858]

That’s Globe Theater material.

[Rimbo 26027]

18 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I find that hard to believe. I've seen and fucked hotter than that, and so have you.

[closetohumping 17455]

26 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I find that hard to believe. I've seen and fucked hotter than that, and so have you.

Then the lady in my meme? 100. The exhibitionist chick is smoking, but yes, i have banged hotter at the library many a times.

[Rimbo 26027]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Then the lady in my meme? 100. The exhibitionist chick is smoking, but yes, i have banged hotter at the library many a times.

Hotter than bschoolprof's exhibitionist, that is.

The cutie in your OP, not so much. 😁

[WhatTheBuck 28794]

Somebody changed the date on this old fake pic. Fitting that it’s credited to someone named Santos.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

and this is why we cant trust the internet anymore......

 

I member way back in 1997 when every single thing on the internet was 100% true.

 

[closetohumping 17455]

[Ronnie Fecus 3]

22 hours ago, Rimbo said:

and yeah, that article is fake as fuck

5th highest Google search result for that is this thread, btw

we’ve finally made it

 

 great work, fellows

[bolverk 29702]

6 minutes ago, Ronnie Fecus said:

we’ve finally made it

 

 great work, fellows

[Wally Fairway 5571]

cute girl though, can't wait to see more of her library collection on bangbros