White Men Can’t Jump

[BERT 4393]

Not sure how I feel about this. Didn’t even try to watch the remake of House Party. Might give this a shot just because I love the first one so much. 
 

 

[Beau Vine 54471]

That looks terrible.

[Macanudo 13018]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That looks terrible.

And yet, it will do $350,000,000 at the box office.

[WBT 20675]

Not my Billy Ho

[ztejas 43549]

Are Rosie Perez's tits in it?

[Hermanator 7183]

33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And yet, it will do $350,000,000 at the box office.

Is it in the theaters? Said Hulu on there. Looks like a straight to VHS special if this was 1993. 

They couldn't find a Puerto Rican female lead? Out. She made the movie hilarious. "Why don't you just give heem ALL da money??!!"

[Surly Bevo 25217]

Oh Beeely I think this is gonna suck.

[gofuckyourself 8387]

Hulu may be listening to audiences, but they ain't hearing 'em.

[Bogeywon 2519]

A flame thrower? Dude seriously trash. $500,000 in the hood? Come on man

[Jerry Callo 8746]

I'll take Foods that Begin with Q, please Alex.

[Pam Cummings 9685]

Holy crap this looks bad...

[closetohumping 17483]

Awful

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Imma watch. I did the new house party too. It ain’t winning no awards. But music Tits and ass not bad 

[Covri 6253]

Does indeed look terrible 

[closetohumping 17483]

11 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Purposely picking bad actors with no charisma for a movie that is about two charismatic leads you’re supposed to like even as they talk trash and con people was a bold move.  I don’t think it’s going to work out for them.

I’m not anti remakes but this looks worse than the point break and can’t buy me love remakes

[kingkoopa6 8378]

Killed it. Liked it. 
 

wasn’t awful. 
 

Harlow girl a baddie 

[Eskimohorn 5644]

With YouTube Gen Zs are discovering the science of jumping. So plenty of kids can dribble like the Professor, shoot like Curry, and dunk like Westbrook, but not know how to play the game.

Should be “White Men Can’t Play Fundamentally Sound”

[Jerry Callo 8746]

Wasn't as bad as I expected.  Easier to enjoy by not trying to compare to the original.

[Pato del Muerto 52625]

It was different than the original. I give them some respect for that. 

[Halohal 503]

I remember seeing nip's... No nips in this one 

[Mac8111 2117]

This wasn’t good.

[Beau Vine 54471]

2 hours ago, Mac8111 said:

This wasn’t good.