Texas Cows Found With Tongues Removed. Zero Blood At The Scene

[PRONG HORN 3141]

Aliens are at it again.  Also anus and genitals removed from some of the “victims”.
 

This is at least decades old phenomena.  It’s happened a lot to cows and other farm animals over the years.

I’m wondering if aggy has a contract of cooperation with certain alien species that like to analyze cow butts.  

 

Cows

[Guest]

Someone's making homemade meat sticks...

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

[deadshank 24652]

4 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

Aliens are at it again.  Also anus and genitals removed from some of the “victims”.
 

This is at least decades old phenomena.  It’s happened a lot to cows and other farm animals over the years.

I’m wondering if aggy has a contract of cooperation with certain alien species that like to analyze cow butts.  

 

Cows

aggy prefers goat and sheep. 

[Parliament 14255]

 
Six cows found dead and mutilated along a state highway in east-central Texas with their tongues “completely removed” have prompted an investigation by a county sheriff’s office, authorities said.

On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. 

WTF is wrong with you people

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/23/us/texas-madison-county-cow-deaths/index.html

[CooterBrown 18006]

aggy gonna aggy.

['stache 21802]

Mmmmm, lengua.

[Beau Vine 54211]

3 hours ago, deadshank said:

aggy prefers goat and sheep. 

You sure about that?

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On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. “This circular cut was made with the same precision as the cuts noted around the jaw lines of each cow,” the sheriff’s office noted.

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

I could understand if “they” removed only the tenderloins and rib roasts. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Multiple Miggs lives!

[SquishMitten 10403]

I didn’t know anyone actually raised Longhorns in that area. Figured there was some stupid law preventing it

[bschoolprof 6252]

This reminds me, wasn’t there an old poster called Texas cowfucker or something like that?  

[ClubWhatever 12128]

Come on, asteroid 

[fattyflattie 4639]

This same phenomenon been going on for decades in several areas of the state.  Satanist groups or Mexican eagles, take your pick. 

[Dnaguy 11943]

8 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

On two of the cows, a circular cut had also been made, removing the anus and the external genitalia. 

 

100% beef.

[atomheartbevo 89648]

I'm impressed nobody accused Nicole of moving on from hipster douches on Rainey Street.

[Chad Fuck 17670]

6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I'm impressed nobody accused Nicole of moving on from hipster douches on Rainey Street.

Why not both?

Also, that's a card you keep in your back pocket until she inevitably shows up in the thread.

[FartingMonk 3606]

Her great grandma once read about cows in a book.  So cows are near and dear to her.  Slava Bovine!

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

I mean, don’t most scavengers eat the tongues and anus first?   
 

 

[crash_davis 23107]

2 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

I mean, don’t most scavengers eat the tongues and anus first?   
 

 

Only the kinky ones.

[Deej 76759]

3 minutes ago, FORTY NINE TO ZERO said:

I mean, don’t most scavengers eat the tongues and anus first?   
 

 

Uncle Boobs?

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

El Chupavaca!

[Helobious 9448]

32 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

El Chupavaca!

Chupacabra’s evil twin?

[bernorange 8359]

Worst scavenger hunt ever.

[Blotto 23497]

49 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Worst scavenger hunt ever.

 

[millhouse 2604]

@Texas Cow Fucker

[Fondren & Main 6710]

I watched Dominion with Stellan Skarsgård today so this hits close to home.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

[Gatorubet 30211]

Rubes never appreciate performance art.