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Bozo_Casanova
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I think you misunderstand. Tucker Carlson lies to old people, equivocates about terrorism, and praises our foreign adversaries for money. 

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kevwun
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I'm still trying to wrap my head around someone calling a Tucker Carlson monologue brilliant.  I mean holy shit.

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10 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's the only medical explanation for a raging anal fissure.

Oh....there have been a few post tailgating consumption events where I had to let out a cascade of demons through that particular aperture.  So let's not get all judgey here.

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5 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

So, even assuming that he's not lying or covering up something kinky, how do you go to sleep with 4 dogs, wake up with scratches, and immediately jump to "Demons!"?

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

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24 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I know I'm likely not a member of a small club with this one, but I still love that I once got to tell Tucker Carlson to go fuck himself.  It's probably the most fun I've ever had at work.

My greatest regret in life was not telling Joel Osteen he was the biggest religious fraud in history.

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54 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

They should check Tucker's rectum for dog semen.

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6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I love how all of these people easily believe in demons and angels and shit.....but when you have a fucking orange asshole in front of you running the EXACT prophesied anti-Christ plays....well, nope, he's clearly an angel sent from heaven, and we're not gullible at all!

@Ghost of LL observed a while back "wasn't sure I believed in Christ and biblical prophesies and such....but when the exact anti-Christ prophesied in the bible walks the earth, I can't help but think that maybe scripture was on to something."

If you look at where Gog and Magog are supposed to come from, it’s Russia

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