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Posted
7 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Alex Jones has chimed in, LFG.

 

Well Tucker and Alex, you probably wouldn't be assaulted by demons if you weren't Satanic pieces of shit in the first place.

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Posted
37 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I believe it, but only because I've experienced something similar.

 

Brave man. Surly is not the place to admit that you think you got raped by a ghost.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I'll take "posts that didn't age well" for 500, Alex.

that was clearly sarcasm lol, the fact that it didn't age well makes it all the more better.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, RPM said:

It's the only medical explanation for a raging anal fissure.

Oh....there have been a few post tailgating consumption events where I had to let out a cascade of demons through that particular aperture.  So let's not get all judgey here.

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Posted
5 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

So, even assuming that he's not lying or covering up something kinky, how do you go to sleep with 4 dogs, wake up with scratches, and immediately jump to "Demons!"?

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

I know I'm likely not a member of a small club with this one, but I still love that I once got to tell Tucker Carlson to go fuck himself.  It's probably the most fun I've ever had at work.

My greatest regret in life was not telling Joel Osteen he was the biggest religious fraud in history.

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Posted
54 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Three possible reasons:

  1. You're a fucking idiot.
  2. You are trying to capture the attention of fucking idiots.
  3. Both 1 and 2.

My money is on the third option.

They should check Tucker's rectum for dog semen.

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Posted

I clicked on the original video out of morbid curiosity and immediately regretted the damage to my YouTube algo.  I can't imagine the bullshit I will now have to navigate to find stuff that interests me.

Posted
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I love how all of these people easily believe in demons and angels and shit.....but when you have a fucking orange asshole in front of you running the EXACT prophesied anti-Christ plays....well, nope, he's clearly an angel sent from heaven, and we're not gullible at all!

@Ghost of LL observed a while back "wasn't sure I believed in Christ and biblical prophesies and such....but when the exact anti-Christ prophesied in the bible walks the earth, I can't help but think that maybe scripture was on to something."

If you look at where Gog and Magog are supposed to come from, it’s Russia

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