Tucker Carlson FIRED

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10 minutes ago, royiv said:

I'm curious how old you are? Given the fact that you say you're friends with two senators and the average senator is over 65, I'm guessing you're an old.

Yeah, based on his user name he's probably pretty fucking old, and probably pretty scared that things won't be going back to how they were in the 1950's. Fucking hilarious that Tucker Carlson is his goddamn hero.

And for those that continue to argue with @fattyflattie, let me ask you how many times you have been successful convincing an aggy they are wrong? Fatty thinks, acts, and most importantly votes like an aggy. He's a fucking idiot. Good luck changing his mind. Its not going to happen. 

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28 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

@BabaYaga and @ChickenSandwich definitely didn’t tune in to Tucker’s show nightly. They’ve really only heard of the guy based on posts here.

Rent

free.....

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Imagine happily admitting that you’re a Tucker Carlson fanboy.

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Here's what's wild about replacement theory and fear of browns to me.

First, most of these old motherfuckers aren't going to be around to see it, so what the fuck do they care?  Seriously.

They can claim they're doing it for their children and grandchildren, but ask them, they mostly don't give a fuck.

I have had my moments of male chauvinist, white supremacist, rah rah Murica fuck yeah, but when I really think about it, I fundamentally accept the melting pot nature of this country and do not feel like "the browns" or the "queers' or whatever are going to fuck it all up. 

And I know it ain't none of my goddamn business, because I'm  not going to be around to see it, either.

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A generation should know when they've been conquered.  

[Chuckie Finster 22,622]

It is hilarious to imagine my 65 year old father trying to figure out what the fuck a podcast is in order to get his Tucker fix.  He watched Tucker religiously every single night.  He'll watch whatever ghoul they pick to replace him.  

Tucker will still have his rabid core base, but he's now on the same tier as Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh rather than Rush or Hannity.  The politically inclined folks will still see his shit spread on Twitter while 80% of the population will realize in two years that they haven't heard much from Tucker lately.

Edited April 26, 2023 by Chuckie Finster

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I'm still trying to wrap my head around someone calling a Tucker Carlson monologue brilliant.  I mean holy shit.

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1 hour ago, Foosters said:

It's obviously Ted Cruz 

Ted has zero friends in the Senate.

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26 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

A generation should know when they've been conquered.  

This has got to be your shortest post ever

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17 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is hilarious to imagine my 65 year old father trying to figure out what the fuck a podcast is in order to get his Tucker fix.  

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14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm still trying to wrap my head around someone calling a Tucker Carlson monologue brilliant.  I mean holy shit.

They are brilliant at targeting and molding the room temp butter brains that fondle his chin nuts.

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21 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm still trying to wrap my head around someone calling a Tucker Carlson monologue brilliant.  I mean holy shit.

Does Tucker Carlson like shitting his pants? I don't know, and I'm not saying that he does; I'm just asking questions, here. But what I do know is... I've never been in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and didn't enjoy it... and neither has anyone else I've ever asked. Now, maybe that's just a coincidence. But maybe not. Surely, for someone as well known and popular as Tucker Carlson, there would be at least one person out there who was in the same room as Tucker Carlson when he shit his pants and then complained about having incontinence issues. If so, where are they? I think its telling that no such person has ever come forward.

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35 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Here's what's wild about replacement theory and fear of browns to me.

First, most of these old motherfuckers aren't going to be around to see it, so what the fuck do they care?  Seriously.

They can claim they're doing it for their children and grandchildren, but ask them, they mostly don't give a fuck.

I have had my moments of male chauvinist, white supremacist, rah rah Murica fuck yeah, but when I really think about it, I fundamentally accept the melting pot nature of this country and do not feel like "the browns" or the "queers' or whatever are going to fuck it all up. 

And I know it ain't none of my goddamn business, because I'm  not going to be around to see it, either.

The sad part about this is that immigrants, particularly ones coming from places of such desperation that they're willing to try and enter illegally, are much more likely to appreciate the things America offers and champion it's principles. Something many of the people born here now have forgotten or take for granted. We need them to replenish this country. 

23 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is hilarious to imagine my 65 year old father trying to figure out what the fuck a podcast is in order to get his Tucker fix.  He watched Tucker religiously every single night.  He'll watch whatever ghoul they pick to replace him.  

Tucker will still have his rabid core base, but he's now on the same tier as Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh rather than Rush or Hannity.  The politically inclined folks will still see his shit spread on Twitter while 80% of the population will realize in two years that they haven't heard much from Tucker lately.

I mean, Ben Shapiro is worth like 20 or 30 million. I wouldn't discount ole' Tucker from being able to make a mint just yet. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, Ben Shapiro is worth like 20 or 30 million. I wouldn't discount ole' Tucker from being able to make a mint just yet. 

Oh, Tucker still has a very lucrative career in front of him.  But his days of being the most influential voice in right-wing circles are over.

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7 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

...His monologues can be downright brilliant, and are themselves newsworthy. His long form interviews on Fox Nation make it obvious that he is not just a news reader. 

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It’s pretty obvious that I am a bit of a Tucker fanboy. He’s the only one I watch with any regularity on FNC or Fox Nation. I already switched “cable” provider, not out of protest as much as not needing a package with Fox News. I’ve likewise non-renewed my Fox Nation subscription. Their news notifications will sit there right along with other news sources.

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31 minutes ago, Homercles said:

This has got to be your shortest post ever

Just what your wife said.

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44 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It is hilarious to imagine my 65 year old father trying to figure out what the fuck a podcast is in order to get his Tucker fix. 

Have you introduced him to Pornhub, ImageFap, Xhamster, and any number of other porn sites?

20 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The sad part about this is that immigrants, particularly ones coming from places of such desperation that they're willing to try and enter illegally, are much more likely to appreciate the things America offers and champion it's principles. Something many of the people born here now have forgotten or take for granted. We need them to replenish this country.

Some people are bitching about birth rates/demographics in this country, but the answer is right there, in the news all the time.  And our ancestors bitched about the same things, and it turned out fine.  Shit, we treat the Irish and Italians like human beings - that's how far we've come.

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1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

Shit, we treat the Irish and Italians like human beings

That's so fucked up. 

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have you introduced him to Pornhub, ImageFap, Xhamster, and any number of other porn sites?

Some people are bitching about birth rates/demographics in this country, but the answer is right there, in the news all the time.  And our ancestors bitched about the same things, and it turned out fine.  Shit, we treat the Irish and Italians like human beings - that's how far we've come.

I believe we've recently had a conversation about jokes that you have beaten so far into the ground that their roots are now sprouting in China. Lets add this one to the list too, shall we?

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's so fucked up. 

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Yeah, we really should be more tolerant of the Irish.  From growing up with so many of 'em in Chicago to knowing so many expats and the hanging with the Consul General in Austin...they're fucking aces in my book.  

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I believe we've recently had a conversation about jokes that you have beaten so far into the ground that their roots are now sprouting in China. Lets add this one to the list too, shall we?

It's more about Blazing Saddles and that movie will never get old.

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8 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Have you introduced him to Pornhub, ImageFap, Xhamster, and any number of other porn sites?

Some people are bitching about birth rates/demographics in this country, but the answer is right there, in the news all the time.  And our ancestors bitched about the same things, and it turned out fine.  Shit, we treat the Irish and Italians like human beings - that's how far we've come.

I dunno. I think the Cherokee's fears of European immigrants turned out to be pretty well founded.

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The most interesting thing to come out of all of this, that a lot of people are missing, is that it's Wednesday and Tucker is pretty quiet about it.  That lends some credence to the notion that it could be related to the Abby Grossberg lawsuit and whatever recordings she has as that kicked lawsuit into high gear last week.  There's rumors that Fox has dirt on him as well, but that would actually be a selling point for him to start his own show up somewhere else.

Feels like if it was just the Dominion lawsuit, Rupert made the decision that he cost them too much and is going to cost them more with Smartmatic, and they part ways and Tucker is out there talking to folks. 

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38 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

The sad part about this is that immigrants, particularly ones coming from places of such desperation that they're willing to try and enter illegally, are much more likely to appreciate the things America offers and champion it's principles. Something many of the people born here now have forgotten or take for granted. We need them to replenish this country. 

I mean, Ben Shapiro is worth like 20 or 30 million. I wouldn't discount ole' Tucker from being able to make a mint just yet. 

I believe every race except white is over represented in the Us armed forces. One reason being it’s a straight forward path out of the poverty that afflicts them more than whites (due to CRT stuff), but the other reason is that early generation americans actually are very patriotic and look to give back to the country that took them in. 
 

PS and they also aren’t lazy as some try to stereotype

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3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe every race except white is over represented in the Us armed forces. One reason being it’s a straight forward path out of the poverty that afflicts them more than whites (due to CRT stuff), but the other reason is that early generation americans actually are very patriotic and look to give back to the country that took them in. 
PS and they also aren’t lazy as some try to stereotype

It can be a huge path out of poverty - as long as you pick the right specialty, you can come out of the military with plenty of job offers.

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On 4/24/2023 at 11:14 AM, kevwun said:

He cost his employer 787 million dollars.  Networks accidentally air out of date ads all of the time.  That's not really proof of anything.

JFC, this had nothing to do with that, but please keep spewing your speculation. I'm sure there are plenty waiting to give you + rep for it.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

The most interesting thing to come out of all of this, that a lot of people are missing, is that it's Wednesday and Tucker is pretty quiet about it.  That lends some credence to the notion that it could be related to the Abby Grossberg lawsuit and whatever recordings she has as that kicked lawsuit into high gear last week.  There's rumors that Fox has dirt on him as well, but that would actually be a selling point for him to start his own show up somewhere else.

Feels like if it was just the Dominion lawsuit, Rupert made the decision that he cost them too much and is going to cost them more with Smartmatic, and they part ways and Tucker is out there talking to folks. 

Probably part of his being paid out thru his contract, as well.  He's being paid XXm to sit at home and be quiet, and be the butt of some jokes.  Probably eating him up, but that salary doe. 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe every race except white is over represented in the Us armed forces. One reason being it’s a straight forward path out of the poverty that afflicts them more than whites (due to CRT stuff), but the other reason is that early generation americans actually are very patriotic and look to give back to the country that took them in. 
 

PS and they also aren’t lazy as some try to stereotype

Shoutout!!!! 

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Go ahead and change the title to Tucker Carlson HIRED 

 

 

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3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

They can claim they're doing it for their children and grandchildren, but ask them, they mostly don't give a fuck.

their kids won’t talk to them anymore 

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SIAP 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The sad part about this is that immigrants, particularly ones coming from places of such desperation that they're willing to try and enter illegally, are much more likely to appreciate the things America offers and champion it's principles. Something many of the people born here now have forgotten or take for granted. We need them to replenish this country. 

Yep. I had to grab an Uber after school last week and the driver was the dad of some of my former students. He and his wife moved here from Nigeria, settled in Austin, and had three kids. One is currently in grad school at Princeton, one is getting her MBA at UT, and the oldest "has a great job at Dell. He tries to explain it to me, but I don't understand it at all" (dad's words). I tell that story to (1) brag on some former students and (2) say, "Fuck Tucker Carlson and anyone inspired by him".

Edited April 26, 2023 by HornOnTheBayou

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I think cable news is a dying avenue and the future is with internet streaming. 
 

Fox News literally has a dying audience and they may have just aided in increasing Beck’s, Crowder’s and Shapiro’s conservative footprint.

I also don’t see someone like Hannity the warhawk or Ingraham going on a podcast with the Nelk Boys like Carlson.

But, hey, that’s just, like, my opinion, man.

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11 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

I think cable news is a dying avenue and the future is with internet streaming. 
 

Fox News literally has a dying audience and they may have just aided in increasing Beck’s, Crowder’s and Shapiro’s conservative footprint.

I also don’t see someone like Hannity the warhawk or Ingraham going on a podcast with the Nelk Boys like Carlson.

But, hey, that’s just, like, my opinion, man.

That's a frightening thought, because the people that get their news primarily from internet streams are, almost without exception, fucking morons.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Go ahead and change the title to Tucker Carlson HIRED 

 

 

He only provides service to white people. 

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Here's what's wild about replacement theory and fear of browns to me.
First, most of these old motherfuckers aren't going to be around to see it, so what the fuck do they care?  Seriously.
They can claim they're doing it for their children and grandchildren, but ask them, they mostly don't give a fuck.
I have had my moments of male chauvinist, white supremacist, rah rah Murica fuck yeah, but when I really think about it, I fundamentally accept the melting pot nature of this country and do not feel like "the browns" or the "queers' or whatever are going to fuck it all up. 
And I know it ain't none of my goddamn business, because I'm  not going to be around to see it, either.

I grew up in a neighborhood that was full of immigrants. I had Black, Muslim, Mexican, Honduran, Korean, Vietnamese, Sihk friends growing up. Some I'm still close to today. The Best Man in my wedding is Mexican. I've worked construction my entire life and as such, I'm around a lot of Latinos.

I say bring it on. They work harder, and are good people busting thier ass to make a good life for thier family. I've had so many white boys that I've hired last two days or end up being drug addicts. Master Race my ass. See also most neo nazis. Just trash.


Tangentially I was fortunate enough to be in Advanced classes so I was around brighter, hard working people. My brother was in Regular classes and a childhood friend was in Basic. Both had rougher experiences, and came away pretty racist. My brother has a Masters from Aggie but he's still pretty pissed at the entire Black community because a few brothers whipped his ass. Not sure if he's just wired to be racist or if not having a diverse friend group led him to have racial biases. Or if he's just petty and angry. He still says Oriental to be contrarian.

I do know that many of the more racist people I know, have led very insular lives, and have a very homogenized friend group.

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2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

JFC, this had nothing to do with that, but please keep spewing your speculation. I'm sure there are plenty waiting to give you + rep for it.

So its your opinion that Tucker's role as a lead election conspiracist on a network that just paid out $800 mill for peddling election lies had NOTHING to do with his dismissal? He's not seen as a liability?  Please enlighten on what the real cause was. 

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That's so consistent from Atomheart

Fify

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3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Tangentially I was fortunate enough to be in Advanced classes so I was around brighter, hard working people. My brother was in Regular classes and a childhood friend was in Basic. Both had rougher experiences, and came away pretty racist. My brother has a Masters from Aggie but he's still pretty pissed at the entire Black community because a few brothers whipped his ass. Not sure if he's just wired to be racist or if not having a diverse friend group led him to have racial biases. Or if he's just petty and angry. He still says Oriental to be contrarian.

It sounds like your brother is at least in his twenties. Its time for him to come to terms with the reality that he was in remedial classes. 

[Born to Run 6,568]

It's more about Blazing Saddles and that movie will never get old.

It's so pervasive, I no longer thought it a bit.

"And I ask you now, tell me what would you do
If her hair was black and her eyes were blue?"

[Born to Run 6,568]

It sounds like your brother is at least in his twenties. Its time for him to come to terms with the reality that he was in remedial classes. 

Hes 40 bro and does quite well. Will retire at 55. Quite proud that he's not a drain on society. But he doesn't give shit back and doesn't believe in donating or charity. He won't donate to my kids fundraiser not even once. Fuck them kids. Very much an aggie in his world view despite being a 2%.

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19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

It sounds like your brother is at least in his twenties. Its time for him to come to terms with the reality that he was in remedial classes. 

He mentioned the masters from aggy

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23 minutes ago, Blotto said:

So its your opinion that Tucker's role as a lead election conspiracist on a network that just paid out $800 mill for peddling election lies had NOTHING to do with his dismissal? He's not seen as a liability?  Please enlighten on what the real cause was. 

It is my opinion that he wasn't the lead conspiracist. He openly challenged Sydney Powel on her claims about Dominion. Many have already come out and defended my same opinion. The messages of him calling someone a cunt is supposedly what came out in the Dominion suit. 

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3 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

He mentioned the masters from aggy

I mean that was the joke and why he bolded that in his quote. ThatsTheJoke.gif

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10 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

It is my opinion that he wasn't the lead conspiracist. He openly challenged Sydney Powel on her claims about Dominion. Many have already come out and defended my same opinion. The messages of him calling someone a cunt is supposedly what came out in the Dominion suit. 

He did that privately. On air, his statements are were a huge part of dominion's claim. His private messages were the evidence that established Fox new everything was bullshit. He was reason #1 the settlement was as large as it was. 

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Oh, now the GOP & FOX won't save us when they aren't cutting him checks.  I get it.  Roger that.  

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