I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude. And this guy's a fake.

[chainsaw 9,872]

NSIAP

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11999255/Rhode-Island-fugitive-Nicholas-Rossi-steams-glasses-furious-Dateline-interview.html

 

[Chris Dishman's Donut 192]

[Rimbo 26,022]

I mean, it's hilarious, other than the whole repeated rape part.

kinda like Bill Cosby that way

[orange dream 1,254]

If I've ever seen a stronger candidate for the wreath fund, I'm not sure who it was...

 

[Beau Vine 54,322]

I would have gone with this get-up:

[Schulz2.0 28,993]

20 minutes ago, orange dream said:

If I've ever seen a stronger candidate for the wreath fund, I'm not sure who it was...

 

I bet he sees Dr Emil Schauffhausen for his condition.

[MoJames 8,244]

[Steel Shank 9,430]

His wife is right in my wheelhouse, meaning she has a vagina (I believe).

[tejas60 3,534]

[texasdago 7,575]

Which episode of Kids in the Hall is this?

[Macanudo 12,999]

Is that George Santos?

[chainsaw 9,872]

He must have learned to fake cry from Eric Cartman

[HamsterHookah 112]

Wow, what a crazy story.

[Not a cat 5,660]

From the article -"a Scottish judge rubbished his claims, and confirmed he is in fact the US-born fugitive."

I never knew rubbish could be a verb.  I will start using it now.  I hereby declare your silly internet claims rubbished.

[YGIFS 19,452]

I had a stripper once rubbish my claims.  Cost me $50 and 2 vodka soda's, but it was oddly worth it.

[RollLeft 5,045]

[chainsaw 9,872]

That thread is gold too

 

[wutang75 449]

Arthur Knight? That name is such a give up. Would be like a Brit pretending to be a native Texan with a name like Davy Alamo.

[texasdago 7,575]

His English accent sounds like Ralphie in a Christmas Story saying, "It was... it was... soap poisoning"

[mdmost 43,011]

[Pato del Muerto 52,535]

6 hours ago, Not a cat said:

From the article -"a Scottish judge rubbished his claims, and confirmed he is in fact the US-born fugitive."

I never knew rubbish could be a verb.  I will start using it now.  I hereby declare your silly internet claims rubbished.

The translation is trashed. 
 

also

[Covri 6,250]

[52-80 19,205]

11 hours ago, orange dream said:

If I've ever seen a stronger candidate for the wreath fund, I'm not sure who it was...

 

Worst batman villain in a while. 

[Blotto 23,560]

5 hours ago, Covri said:

Wait a minute, you two should be kissing my fucking hairy beanbag bullocks

[GreenspointTexas 9,662]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,438]

19 hours ago, orange dream said:

 

 

[chainsaw 9,872]

On 4/26/2023 at 9:42 AM, Cheeseweasel said:

I really want to know how this man convinced someone to marry him during his short time on the lam. Then again they say the love triangle murderer had already found a boyfriend in Costa Rica, presumably after the plastic surgery attempt.