How is this legal

[HiggyBaby 2528]

People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels.

[Gil Bang 25907]

Is that fat tony?

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

8 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels.

I welcome and accept all car people no matter their tribe.

Except for these fucks, who should be drowned inside their vehicles. 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2397]

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

This has been a Houston thing for more than a decade. Tell me that you don’t leave the burbs and/or the freeways.

[Covri 6244]

4 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

This has been a Houston thing for more than a decade. Tell me that you don’t leave the burbs and/or the freeways.

We have donks here, not swangers, keep your H-town in Houston lol.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

We have donks here, not swangers, keep your H-town in Houston lol.

I can’t help it if y’all want to copy us. I bet y’all try to copy lean too.

[Mother mopar 3318]

Slabs! Been a H town thing forever.

[mininghorn88 2275]

Rural old man here batting .300. I know what a slab is. Had to Google donk and swangers. Seen them though. Does that count?

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

For the record, I thing swangers are dumb as fuck. I even tell the guys I know that are into them.

[Stilicho 1397]

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Is that fat tony?

Drank Blvd.

[Covri 6244]

55 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I can’t help it if y’all want to copy us. I bet y’all try to copy lean too.

Donks > Sawngers all day. Nobody wants that stupid Roman chariot shit to spread lol. 

 

And we’ve moved past codeine plus promethazine to fentanyl up here thank you very much…

Edited April 30, 2023 by Covri
Drugs

[Covri 6244]

[Gil Bang 25907]

I'd fuck Fitlump before I'd ride in that ugly motherfucker.

[Parliament 14224]

Why not both.

[Covri 6244]

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd fuck Fitlump before I'd ride in that ugly motherfucker.

You just want to fuck fitlump, admit it…

[jetsfan76 710]

So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

Edited April 30, 2023 by jetsfan76

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

Edgars are universal to any border state.

[Armybrat 40814]

So what’s Austin?

[Sam Lin 3550]

Teslas

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

So what’s Austin?

I assumed tech incels drive ugly ass Teslas.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

22 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

So, Dallas is donks, Houston is swanagas, and SA is edgars. Do I have that right?

All = no taste dumbasses, yes?

[Armybrat 40814]

5 minutes ago, Sam Lin said:

Teslas

 

5 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I assumed tech incels drive ugly ass Teslas.

Now that y’all mention it, there are a shitload of Teslas everywhere around this metro area.

I see at least one of those Energizer crates at all major intersections.

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 

Now that y’all mention it, there are a shitload of Teslas everywhere around this metro area.

I see at least one of those Energizer crates at all major intersections.

This place is lousy with them. 

[Doze 1322]

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I welcome and accept all car people no matter their tribe.

Except for these fucks, who should be drowned inside their vehicles. 

What about this fuckery?

[gofuckyourself 8195]

4 minutes ago, Doze said:

What about this fuckery?

[Celery Man 20929]

12 minutes ago, Doze said:

What about this fuckery?

”Carolina Squat” trucks, stupid as fuck and dangerous for numerous obvious reasons. Now illegal in NC, not yet illegal in SC but the cops arrested and ticketed a fuck ton of squatted truck drivers during some event in Myrtle Beach a few months back for tint, exhaust, etc.

[squib 1120]

I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

[miguelito 11250]

[Upgrayedd 5810]

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Aight.

[Your Mom 4805]

Those cars probably aren’t any wider than those retarded looking trucks with the negative offset wheels.

 

[Al Czervik 1229]

Not sure how’d Houston swangers would do out on Thunder Road. 

[Longhornstampede 3180]

Why can't we just go back to simpler, more innocent time in this world... 

[Underdog 28543]

 

Parking like an asshole thread ——>

[Noah Fence 480]

On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

Is that EJ Holland?

[Brothahorn 10087]

On 4/29/2023 at 9:46 PM, Doze said:

What about this fuckery?

Out of all the stupid shit that one makes the less sense. How the hell are you supposed to drive like that? That's worse than the then caddy drivers who lean all the way back.

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

1 hour ago, Brothahorn said:

Out of all the stupid shit that one makes the less sense. How the hell are you supposed to drive like that? That's worse than the then caddy drivers who lean all the way back.

I hope there's some kind of camera setup at least. 

[Sam Lin 3550]

There is definitely not a camera setup.

[Beau Vine 54203]

Cameras!  We don't need no steenking cameras!

[MissingInAction 25002]

On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

I googled "donk" so I could educate myself. This photo was in the article I read.

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

That's Voo.

[Covri 6244]

On 4/29/2023 at 6:00 PM, Gil Bang said:

Is that fat tony?

 

/throwback

[Gil Bang 25907]

5 minutes ago, Covri said:

 

/throwback

That fucking blob of shit.  

[tx ind 7005]

That Johnny Manziel in the middle?

[Longboard Horn 40283]

On 4/29/2023 at 10:14 PM, squib said:

Which one of you is this?  You know which one I am talking about. 

[Biff Tannen 45660]

On 4/29/2023 at 4:57 PM, HiggyBaby said:

People rolling around the DFW burbs in damn BenHur wheels.

All you need is a length of chain and two padlocks to really ruin their day.