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5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Just don't stick your dick in it.

Oh, that's a load of nonsense. If anyone ever lived by this rule, nobody would get laid. Because everyone is crazy. You just have to find the brand of crazy that's compatible with your own.

Find your compatible crazy, stick your dick in it, marry it, raise a couple of psychotics just like you. It's the American fucking dream.

Especially if, you know, they look like Heather Locklear.

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4 hours ago, phdhorn said:

I think that's what did her in. Too much hooch/cokey.

Not to mention too much partying with Tommy Lee....but I guess it's all the same...

Plus, now's she's 57....had to do the math when I read that....I feel 90 now....

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There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

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36 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

You mean she went crazy due to her corn silo of a vagina?

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18 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

There was a time when she was the hottest woman on planet Earth. She held that title at one point. 

But marrying Tommy Lee and then Richie Sambora was all I needed to know about her judgment and how this day would arrive. 

she wasn't even the hottest Heather of that era 

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Team Thomas, and she's held up CONSIDERABLY better. But, yeah, we all win.d3d5fa0b4e3a3dfd231d2db3a2d572a0.jpg


Blockhead and man hands. HL always seemed more girl next door to me.

But that pink bikini poster is an all time classic.
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Full disclosure, I posted that pic from my phone.  Seeing now all blown up and shit on my computer screen, things that once were fit are not as clear cut.

Still Team Thomas, though. So you can put that fear to rest.

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Shit. Why do chicks have to get the Meg Ryan joker face thing. Is it really worse than the alternative, or does it just turn out bad for some unlucky few?

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