wc day 13 :: reservoir dog

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Meh. He's just pissed because Pele called him a Paneleiro.

Not condoning these terms or their usage, but he probably would have said bicha or viado.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

messi scores

[Horny Bull 2766]

Goal for Messi!

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

Maradona has an orgasm on live TV

[mdmost 43011]

Messi has decided he'd like to go to the knockouts this time around. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Aso aso aso

[Skipper 6162]

That was nice

[WBT 20644]

Goal Messi!

What a take down of that pass

Edited June 26, 2018 by WBT

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Maradona has an orgasm on live TV

Was he in a trance? 

[drt 640]

that 2nd touch was beautiful

[Jograves 357]

Maradona is completely nuts.

[texas08 1599]

Hahah, Maradona on that cocaine high!!!

[Eastwood 4394]

That Argentina fan is the next "nutted but she still sucking" gif.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, drt said:

that 2nd touch was beautiful

First was nice as well. 

[LonghornSean 4011]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Maradona has an orgasm on live TV

Reading his lips looked like he was saying "Gracias a dios"!"  Looked like this:

 

[elfenix 34331]

Amazing pass to set up that goal

[SpiralOut 1818]

Knee, foot, bang.

[Monster 219]

At a full sprint, ball coming from behind you at a severe angle....tap it with your knee, down to your foot on the same leg, which flicks it forward, all before it touches the ground. Then fire a rocket to the far corner of the net with a guy on your hip the whole time.  

That was awesome.

Edited June 26, 2018 by Monster

[Napoleon 8692]

 GOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!

Messi with his RIGHT FOOT!!!

He has waited 14+ years to use his right foot with power!!

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Di Maria goes down like a drunk cheerleader. 

[plvhorn 25]

That Messi fella is pretty good at soccer. 

The whole combo to control it and get the shot on target was outstanding. 

[TexArcher 37989]

Remarkable goal by Messi.

[Chips O'Toole 1326]

Completely ridiculous pass and first touch on that goal.  

[ScottishHorn 172]

This could get ugly.  Nigeria too undisciplined 

[ScottishHorn 172]

2 minutes ago, ScottishHorn said:

This could get ugly.  Nigeria too undisciplined 

Although I wouldn't put it past Argentina to somehow screw it up.  

[WBT 20644]

Argentina need one more to be safe in the event of an Iceland one goal win.

[Art Vandelay 1712]

Ouch

[WBT 20644]

Nice through ball an even better goalkeeping.  Good job throwing his body in the line of fire.

[ScottishHorn 172]

Messi finally scored a wc goal so I guess they will show it 100 times 

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

wow, that looked like a legit tangled fall on nigeria, not a takedown

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

I thought the Turk was going for the back pocket on that one.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

HOLY SHIT-  the Nigerian barely, barely touched him, and was already tripping himself

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

wow, that looked like a legit tangled fall on nigeria, not a takedown

Once again, Di Maria goes down like the titanic hitting an iceberg. 

[HenryJames 66135]

You can tell it was a legit tangled fall because Di Maria didn't have time to fake it.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Big save

[WBT 20644]

Off the post

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

Looks like it's more first game Nigeria than second game Nigeria. 

[SpiralOut 1818]

Wow.  Off the post.  That was close.

[HenryJames 66135]

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Big save

did he touch it?

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

The keeper was really cheating to his right on that one.  He touched it.  I think it would have still hit the post without the touch though.

[SpiralOut 1818]

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

did he touch it?

Yeah, he got a bit of a finger on it and sent it to the post.  Actually a phenomenal save.

[Napoleon 8692]

I was wondering how old Argentina's starting lineup was, so I looked it up.

Franco Armani - 31 years 8 mos
Marcos Rojo - 28 years 3 mos
Nicolas Otamendi - 30 years 4 mos
Nicolas Tagliafico - 25 years 10 mos
Gabriel Mercado - 31 years 3 mos
Lionel Messi - 31 years 0 mos
Ever Banega - 30 years 0 mos
Javier Mascherano - 34 years 0 mos
Gonzalo Higuain - 30 years 6 mos
Angel Di Maria - 30 years 4 mos
Enzo Perez - 32 years 4 mos

AVERAGE AGE: 30 years 6 mos

But so far they aren't playing like it. They are playing like 25 year-olds.

And GK Armani is much better than Caballero.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

I don't know what kind of Russian cocktail Sampaoli put in Masche's breakfast, but he is running like the 24 yo version.

[Horny Bull 2766]

Almost for Iceland

[GabrielsHorn 2186]

Yikes, I'm surprised they didn't call that on Rojo. 

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

iceland getting blue balled they are so close to scoring

[drt 640]

Rojo and Otamendi are such idiotic CBs.  Who the hell puts a foot that high in the 6 yard box when you're that close to a forward?

[crash_davis 23114]

re arg v nigeria, i haven't seen this much bad acting since the last jedi.

[AUS-97HORN 11812]

got damn Iceland are trying hard

[SpiralOut 1818]

Nice save by the Croatian keeper there.