2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

The blanket. These fools are fantastically predictable. 

[Rickylovesweed 14317]

I'm guessing that post is about Jakobe Thomas. Nothing like rebuilding your roster with players from Middle Tennessee. 

 

[DixonHur 11306]

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

Blanket?  I didn't know one of Michael Jackson's kids entered the portal?

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Blanket?  I didn't know one of Michael Jackson's kids entered the portal?

Hee hee

[South Austin 52510]

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Blanket?  I didn't know one of Michael Jackson's kids entered the portal?

You wanna be starting something?

[Vertigo 20285]

11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The blanket. These fools are fantastically predictable. 

He is basically Deuce Harmon without the athleticism. 

[HenryJames 66062]

Like @South Austin’s mom they need bodies and length.

[Hookem2147 21300]

TFB said there is an issue with Mukuba’s Clemson credits that Texas is going to have to work through 

[BurntOrange&White 39933]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

For a program and athletic department that made beating Texas next year their number one goal, they are choosing coaches and players that haven't done it lately.

 

 

 

[Not a Sock 2313]

Well Elko is at least a marginal improvement over Jimbo in that he isn’t loading up on JAG former 5* stars to inflate useless talent metrics.

[UncleSonny 6572]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

Much like a db, it’s important for Aggie twitter accounts to have a short memory 

[Leanderman 2275]

The blanket? I got your blanket

 

[pacman 7355]

34 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

Kobe Hudson went 5 for 138 and 2 TDs against the "blanket"

 

Edited December 10, 2023 by pacman

[PNWhornsfan 391]

54 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

(This is about the CB, Will Lee.  "The Blanket."  Yeah. He calls himself that

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I guess we can expect to see "The Blanket" up on the Aggy Mount Rushmore of DB's soon, next to Leon "Usain Bolt" O'Neal.

[RabidM 2668]

48 minutes ago, South Austin said:

You wanna be starting something?

Beat it. 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

6 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I guess we can expect to see "The Blanket" up on the Aggy Mount Rushmore 

Right up there with Sul Ross, "the Sheet".  

[crash_davis 23113]

Those dipshits spelled The Shit incorrectly.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20400]

EDIT: NEVER MIND. I'm STUPID.

Edited December 10, 2023 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[BigHornedLurker 1940]

35 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Right up there with Sul Ross, "the Sheet".  

[billfromlaketravis 11483]

Calling Lee “The Blanket” before he plays a snap at A&M is peak aggy nicknaming. 

[Texasrocks 2134]

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

(This is about the CB, Will Lee.  "The Blanket."  Yeah. He calls himself that

Aggy bowing out of the Texas Bowl due to a small pox outbreak in 3, 2, 1...

[Gut Wagon 8073]

47 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Calling Lee “The Blanket” before he plays a snap at A&M is peak aggy nicknaming. 

 "100 Yard Barnyard"

[immamac 42852]

https://texassugarbowl.party for those that don't go into the football board and are traveling to NOLA. Transfers aren't going to pay for themselves

[El Compadre 767]

Supposedly referring to a receiver from South Alabama Caullin Lacy. Or maybe he hired an obscure analyst to defensive coordinator. 

[Pato del Muerto 52499]

I guess your location tag doesn’t have to be accurate on that platform huh

[chad.ihrig 578]

Caullin Lacy from South Alabama mentioned for the ags. The Elk is bringing in guys who beat Gundy earlier this year.
Elk playing chess while them sips playing with theyselves

[Pods 7552]

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Blanket?  I didn't know one of Michael Jackson's kids entered the portal?

 

2 hours ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

Hee hee

 

By God, that's @Trey3216's music. 

[Harvdog 2288]

24 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

Caullin Lacy from South Alabama mentioned for the ags. The Elk is bringing in guys who beat Gundy earlier this year.
Elk playing chess while them sips playing with theyselves

“While your danggum sips coaches are prepping to win a natty, Elko is playing backgammon with the portal.  He can coach them there 3 stars from Southern Alabama up.  The station is lit again!” -Every AG tagged poster on Texans 

[Wishbone 4762]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The blanket. These fools are fantastically predictable. 

[LTtxfan 49188]

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The blanket. These fools are fantastically predictable. 

 

 

[williemackgarza 1826]

The blanket.. wtf
Hes famous! Just ask him

[billfromlaketravis 11483]

23 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Revis Island, meet your nickname match. 

[Davis Lane 5584]

3 hours ago, pacman said:

Kobe Hudson went 5 for 138 and 2 TDs against the "blanket"

 

 

31 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

[Post Oak 20213]

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

 

[Hookem2147 21300]

 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

5 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

(This is about the CB, Will Lee.  "The Blanket."  Yeah. He calls himself that

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The blanket is a little stiff?

[Wishbone 4762]

Wet Blanket

[Horn Dog 9862]

Is “blanket” what kids call a jizz rag these days?

[Harvdog 2288]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

He will be called Jizz Rag by week 5

[HtownHorn 14683]

According to Bobby, Moore is being recruited as a BUCK. Will have in home visits from Ohio State and Bama this week, and take a visit to Ohio State this upcoming weekend. Transfer credits aren't an issue.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12210]

On 12/9/2023 at 1:20 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

I legit thought Tyler quit football to make music. I didn't realize he transferred to Houston to play again? I really thought he didn't care about football, not that he sucked. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12210]

On 12/9/2023 at 2:39 PM, texifornia said:

One of the aggy transfers found a home

 

He should have thanked the run on sentence gods 

[Mother mopar 3318]

I legit thought Tyler quit football to make music. I didn't realize he transferred to Houston to play again? I really thought he didn't care about football, not that he sucked. 

That was Buck Major, he created beats and whatnot under his "label" Buck Wild.

[WBT 20572]

3 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I legit thought Tyler quit football to make music. I didn't realize he transferred to Houston to play again? I really thought he didn't care about football, not that he sucked. 

That was Buck Major, he created beats and whatnot under his "label" Buck Wild.

 

[Daichee Bell 2925]

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

"Fills a hole at a massive position of need?"  Should have nicknamed him "Elko's Button."

[Armybrat 40850]

6 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

But is he SEC ready?

[Bevo 13577]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/report-texas-has-offered-purdue-transfer-wr-deion-burks/ar-AA1l01pt

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I legit thought Tyler quit football to make music. I didn't realize he transferred to Houston to play again? I really thought he didn't care about football, not that he sucked. 

That was Buck Major, he created beats and whatnot under his "label" Buck Wild.

Major was a medical retirement. He was professional wrestler for a little while, did music production, and a bunch of other shit. 
 

Christmas-Giles also was heavy in the music scene during his time in Austin. 

[billfromlaketravis 11483]

2 hours ago, Bevo said:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/report-texas-has-offered-purdue-transfer-wr-deion-burks/ar-AA1l01pt

 

I hope he’s a backburner option. Give me Golden as a returner and sort of a project + Mitchell or better option. 

[texasfight2025 145]

3 hours ago, Daichee Bell said:

"Fills a hole at a massive position of need?"  Should have nicknamed him "Elko's Button."

But enough about the A&M campus glory holes…

Edited December 11, 2023 by texasfight2025
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