2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Radical Larry 28659]

Can he be our punt returner in the CFP?

Back to the football board.

[Ricky's one-hitter 9120]

2 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I'm not buying it.  Every time I start to think OU is fucked they 1996 us.  Or 2000 us. 

He just cannot help himself

 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

 

[Hookem2147 21347]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

Edited December 12, 2023 by Hookem2147

[Getafix 28749]

 

 

 

 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

I take it completely the opposite way… that it indicates Blue has some reasonable amount of buy-in, that he didn’t recommend against coming, and that the coaches don’t see this as an issue. On the other hand, I know fuck-all about it and my glasses are orange. 

[Getafix 28749]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 

So did Joe Cook (male).

 

 

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Getafix 28749]

 

Holy smokes ... this is hilarious.

(Look at who made the pick ... 😂  😂  😂  😂.  The downside of automating stuff.)

 

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... this is hilarious.

(Look at who made the pick ... 😂  😂  😂  😂.  The downside of automating stuff.)

 

 

 

any word one Jane Cookfemale?

[derp 764]

27 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Shower time

Edited December 13, 2023 by derp

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

 

[SuperSport 1333]

Is Newberry near Charleston?

[Park Gothic 5051]

7 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

Is Newberry near Charleston?

No, they run the Texaco at Exposition and Windsor. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12478]

On 12/11/2023 at 11:58 AM, blutow said:

Speed kills...

 

 

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

[Pato del Muerto 52557]

Stay pony boy, Golden.

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

Might not have been an unanimous vote. 

[closetojumping 62784]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Are we sure Golden playing with Blue in high school is a positive after the drama Blue created/caused? The dudes own teammates didn't want to let him back on the team.

Don’t overthink it. 

[Rickylovesweed 14536]

Based on Wiltfong's quick crystal ball and reports of a visit, I think it's pretty obvious Texas was already securing Golden a long time ago. Feels like Wiltfong already knew the result of this but just waited until Golden was officially in the portal. 

Edited December 13, 2023 by Rickylovesweed

[Bodacious Bevo 3600]

2024 Texas Transfer Tracker (Updated 12/12/23 6:64pm)

On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2024/
This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

Out:
Offense
WR Casey Cain, WR Isaiah Neyor, OL Sawyer Goram-Welch
Defense
S BJ Allen, S Jalen Catalon, CB X'Avion Brice (North Texas), S Larry Turner-Gooden 

In: 
Offense

Defense
 

Targets (Estimated Needs): 

Italics indicate message board speculation only

TE (0-1)

WR (1-2)  Antwane "Juice" Wells Jr. (South Carolina); Deion Burks (Purdue); Matthew Golden (Houston)

DE (0-1) Trey Moore (UTSA; visited 12/9)

DL (0-1) Jamaree Caldwell (Houston)

S (1-2) Andrew Mukuba (Clemson)

K/P (1) 

[CAHorn 102]

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

At the risk of derailing the thread temporarily...

She's Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam.

 

 

 

[Getafix 28749]

 

From Dec 9th ... 

 

Oh -fishy-al ... 

 

 

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

whoa that was a roller coaster.

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

[Hiphopopotamos 20876]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Well, shit. On to the next. 

[chad.ihrig 583]

Damn....
 
Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

[satyanash 14602]

11 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

[Vito Andolini 9127]

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Yeah, sucked to hear. Some JUCO in his background 

[ajax 2620]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

Jake Paul's girlfriend 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12478]

Just now, ajax said:

Jake Paul's girlfriend 

Booooooooo. That guy and his retarded brother eat dicks

[texifornia 57066]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

[Mitch Hedberg 2090]

Well he wasn’t coming to play school 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

39 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Just need Kathy Bates to take his BYU online courses for him. 

[gurt 749]

No, they run the Texaco at Exposition and Windsor. 

Heh, distant relatives of mine

[Newy25 7703]

46 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn....

 

Per Bobby Jamaree Caldwell won't have the grades to get into Texas.

Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less. 

[henrygandorf 29194]

8 minutes ago, gurt said:

Heh, distant relatives of mine

[Rhinotx 500]

53 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Booooooooo. That guy and his retarded brother eat dicks

Well sounds like she’s eating that dick 🤷‍♂️

[SydneyCarton 48149]

3 hours ago, FWD said:

Can he be our punt returner in the CFP?

Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything. 

[Radical Larry 28659]

[Bevo 13595]

49 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, fuck that Xavier Worthy guy. On a related note, can we just start Murphy at QB over ewers? I like inferior knock-offs of everything. 

I don't know about that, but I wouldn't mind seeing a Byron Murphy to Sweat pass for a TD.

[Sgt Hulk 13822]

8 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Now you know why Gabriel bounced. 

 

Prepare your anus.jpg 

[Getafix 28749]

 

 

In a thread about Will Howard.

 

 

 

 

[MuellerHorn 4263]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Imagine not having good enough grades at mother fucking Houston. As a student athlete no less. 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

In a thread about Will Howard.

 

 

 

 

Kansas St fans said Howard left in part to get away from Klein. 

[Napoleon 8694]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Holy shit. Who is this smoke show?

Do you even google, bro?

 

3 hours ago, CAHorn said:

At the risk of derailing the thread temporarily...

She's Dutch speed skater Jutta Leerdam.

 

 

 

Smoke!

But not reason to stop there. You should scout all Dutch Female Speed Skaters as well as Dutch Female Sprinters.

[RandomIdoit 657]

39 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12478]

1 hour ago, Rhinotx said:

Well sounds like she’s eating that dick 🤷‍♂️

He doesn't have a dick. He does get pegged, you can see it in his dead eyes 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12478]

11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Do you even google, bro?

 

Smoke!

But not reason to stop there. You should scout all Dutch Female Speed Skaters as well as Dutch Female Sprinters.

Dutch field hockey players are mmm mmm good. The Dutch are doing it right with their wimmemz. Literally they could be bagging your groceries and they would still be a 10. 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20471]

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

. The Dutch are doing it right with their wimmemz.

Yes they are. My gf is a gorgeous Dutch woman. The Dutch women and the women from the Baltics (Latvia, Lithuania and Estonia) are tied for the most beautiful women per capita on the planet. I think Riga, Latvia has the most insanely amount of gorgeous women per capita but Vilnius, Talinn, Amsterdam etc... are right there.