2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Texasrocks 2134]

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

…but backed down.

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

 

Have you don't anything yet that didn't involve cocks today? Wait, nevermind. I don't want to know.

[Hank Chinaski 6314]

10 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

…but backed down.

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

 

1) what the fuck is a “birthday couple?”

2) if my friend invited me to a goddamn birthday party (adult birthday parties, Christ) that required me to travel and be stuck on a boat for 3 days with a bunch of other people, and I actually had to go, I would get a crew together and give him the Full Metal Jacket treatment one night…

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Officially back:

 

[TexasRenegade 2435]

19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

…but backed down.

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

 

How insecure do you have to be to lock 110 other people on a yacht with you for 3 days to celebrate your birthday....I don't even like 110 people much less have any interest in being on a boat with them for 3 days...

Edited January 11 by TexasRenegade

[Js1 85325]

3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

 

[Napoleon 8677]

1 minute ago, Hank Chinaski said:

1) what the fuck is a “birthday couple?”

2) if my friend invited me to a goddamn birthday party (adult birthday parties, Christ) that required me to travel and be stuck on a boat for 3 days with a bunch of other people, and I actually had to go, I would get a crew together and give him the Full Metal Jacket treatment one night…

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

[texasdago 7573]

8 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

 

Queue the national media throwing turds against the wall about Arch transferring 

[SydneyCarton 48092]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

[Pato del Muerto 52494]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Soft?) Pink glitter phone case ✅

That’s your basic rose gold iPhone and matching case. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20869]

Bobby (OTF) said that Silas Bolden (Oregon St WR) is not a mid-term enrollee, he will be a summertime addition.  

 

This seems like Bolden timeline might match more closely with when Texas wants to make a decision (after Ryan Williams signs).

[Tex-19 2872]

12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

 

Lol at turning his announcement into a trading card advertisement

[Getafix 28606]

16 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Officially back:

 

 

 

 

Given the timing, can't imagine he would make the official announcement without being pretty confident about Sark being here.  (And at this point, he would have zero idea of a replacement if Sark left ... )

 

 

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Just now, Getafix said:

 

 

 

Given the timing, can't imagine he would make the official announcement without being pretty confident about Sark being here.  (And at this point, he would have zero idea of a replacement if Sark left ... )

 

 

 

 

[txduck87 985]

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 
Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 
Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 
I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

I’m on pins and needles , so hurry. The more detail the better.

[irishtexan 11519]

45 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

His senior year? C'mon ESPN....

[Vito Andolini 9126]

They’re a little busy sanding the names of fake Emmy recipients off trophies  to get details correct. Priorities.

[Deej 76771]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You sound like the Texas version of this guy from Mexico City sitting next to me in the taxi van from the airport in St. Thomas. 

Pink sweater ✅

Pink bracelet ✅

(Soft?) Pink glitter phone case ✅

Matching light pink 3-suitcase set [not pictured]✅

  

 

[D3zii 3678]

Soooo do we revisit Evan Stewart orrr

 

 

[jeevsie 3734]

We would have had to visit the first time.

[RomaVicta 29907]

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there,

This gets worse by the post. 

[RomaVicta 29907]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

This is so wise. He will be increasing his chances of success in the NFL. He'll be in the rare heaven of being a great Texas QB, college life, oh, and the national fucking hunt.

I'm pleased.

[troph 24790]

3 hours ago, Jebus said:

It almost seems like a lot of the time when people say "NTTAWWT", they don't really mean it

my only problem is the sweater over the back and tied around the neck. that's terrible fashion. Other than that, I suspect he's a great guy, I'd party with him over most of you fat straight fucks. of course, I'm making the strong assumption he's gay.

Edited January 11 by troph

[Reese Bennett 3611]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

You sound like the Texas version of this guy from Mexico City sitting next to me in the taxi van from the airport in St. Thomas. 

Pink sweater ✅

Pink bracelet ✅

(Soft?) Pink glitter phone case ✅

Matching light pink 3-suitcase set [not pictured]✅

  

User name checks out: Napoleon has a complex.

[troph 24790]

btw any cruise on a ship that's less than 200 passengers is big time. those are the only kinds of cruises we take.  and commanding the entire ship? damn. that's a price tag.

[TexasRenegade 2435]

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Most of us think that it is a Surprise Wedding. If not a wedding, then the night of the somewhat dressy party (jackets & nice pants in the Caribbean?) is a Wedding Reception and they will announce that they recently tied the knot. 

Both are divorced with three kids each and the kids will be there, plus the siblings and my buddy’s mom will be there. 

Invites were sent out last March/early April. It is most definitely NOT just a birthday party (his birthday is in November and hers is in December), but whatever. 
 

I’m done detailing. Future posts will be in the travel thread. 

Sorry.....having your friends travel for a surprise wedding or wedding announcement for 3 days is actually surprisingly worse....

[BurntOrange&White 39931]

Bobby says that Bo's move affected Caldwell's decision/timeline

[Hornlover 8830]

6 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Sorry.....having your friends travel for a surprise wedding or wedding announcement for 3 days is actually surprisingly worse....

The birthday cruise/wedding cruise/airbnb/shared taxi may all be disasters, but the real treasure is the friends he made along the way.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20397]

42 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This is so wise. He will be increasing his chances of success in the NFL. He'll be in the rare heaven of being a great Texas QB, college life, oh, and the national fucking hunt.

I'm pleased.

 

Yeah, I hope he enjoys this next year because, once it's gone, you never get it back.  Sat around last weekend with a group of old college friends drinking single malt scotch and reminiscing about our times at UT.  We're all successful people who definitely "made it"  in life.  And yet all of us were talking about how much fun we had at UT.  Like they say you never knew what you had until it's gone.

 

Edited January 11 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[Atticus 3973]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Bobby says that Bo's move affected Caldwell's decision/timeline

Caldwell better strike while the iron's hot because he may fall down the pecking order as this coaching carousel precipitates new portal entrants.

[txduck87 985]

 
Yeah, I hope he enjoys this next year because, once it's gone, you never get it back.  Sat around last weekend with a group of old college friends drinking single malt scotch and reminiscing about our times at UT.  We're all successful people who definitely "made it"  in life.  And yet all of us were talking about how much fun we had at UT.  Like they say you never knew what you had until it's gone.
 

[Vertigo 20285]

3 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Caldwell better strike while the iron's hot because he may fall down the pecking order as this coaching carousel precipitates new portal entrants.

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

[HenryJames 66049]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

Alabama players can change that.

[SydneyCarton 48092]

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is the best DT in the portal. There will be no falling down the pecking order. 

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

[CAHorn 102]

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

How is this so hard for people to understand...

[Rickylovesweed 14299]

I would be shocked if Bama doesn't lose one of those interior DL out of Oatis, Keenan, Payne, and Smith. 

All those guys can probably start anywhere and they only have two starting spots. 

[Richter 2259]

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Yep, I was reporting Live to my buddies flying in today and tomorrow on shit at Miami airport, landing at St. Thomas airport, time spent waiting for luggage at baggage claim/ bar serving drinks in plastic roadie cups at baggage claim, and ground transportation to local accommodations. (Mexican fell into the last group.)

 

No humble brag yet. I am not standing in a Frenchtown hotel like my married friends, I am staying in a less-than ideal AirBnB in a convenient part of town (West Amelia)  that is near the cruise port.

The first neighbor I saw when I arrived to the dilapidated building (that somehow looked better on AirBnB looked like he might charge me for a fight…

…but backed down.

 

But I peeked down through a window today and the cock look like he was waiting to start something.

 

If any of my married friends arriving soon had booked this spot, they likely wouldn’t still be married by Valentine’s Day.

The humble bragging will start tomorrow when I board the Sea Dream yacht as one of 110 guests of the “birthday couple” (Austin native girl/ Dallas native guy) as we take over the entire “yacht” for 3+ days & 3 nights as we dock around the British Virgin Islands on the hosts’ dime. 
 

 

This Napoleon guy likes to take creeper picks of cocks.

[bad_teammate 13195]

3 hours ago, texasdago said:

Queue the national media throwing turds against the wall about Arch transferring 

There are a lot of fun memes out there about it. I have 0 fear of it happening and my non-UT buddies seem to be having a good time.

Ags and Sooners and such clinging to silly hopes about Arch and/or Sark leaving? Adorable.

[MontereyMX 869]

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

 

What kind of a creeper takes photos of fellow passengers in a van then catalogues their ensembles?

TISWWT

napoleon 

[StrippersAndNobelPrizes 844]

4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

The birthday cruise/wedding cruise/airbnb/shared taxi may all be disasters, but the real treasure is the friends he made along the way.

Ahhh yeah

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13091]

8 hours ago, Jebus said:

It almost seems like a lot of the time when people say "NTTAWWT", they don't really mean it

Bless your heart.

[Sgt Hulk 13716]

Thompson to OU lol

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2904]

26 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Thompson to OU lol

Man has Hayes Fawcett on retainer 

[Jebus 1307]

poor lil turd just polishing his heart out 

[BigOrange1 6436]

4 hours ago, CAHorn said:

How is this so hard for people to understand...

most people are idiots

[Hornlover 8830]

26 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

most people are idiots

 

 

[Teryor 4471]

Very interested to see how he does there

[ousux 5597]

I guess you forgot that the portal just opened for all of Alabama's players, and it's almost certain it's about to open at another medium or big time school once Alabama fills its vacancy. 

Good thing the Elk snatched all the FCS players he could find as soon as the portal opened. aggy gon be loaded for '24

[Js1 85325]

20 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Very interested to see how he does there

Probably would have liked it a lot more with Nix 

[totallynotabuttpirate 5400]

Nah, he'll be just fine. They have legal weed. 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

website url is Isaiah Bond, but I don't sub to them for the goods.