2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Tex Pete 20336]

45 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

MidSouthBama is that Willie guy, isn't he?

"Those punk azzes don't have no Bama pride. I don't give a piss about nuthin' but the Tide!"

Edited January 18 by Tex Pete

[utexas8 1436]

That’s crazy

[Tex Pete 20336]

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

That’s crazy

That's Dr. McCormick to you! He is almost finished with his fellowship.

Edited January 18 by Tex Pete

[Longhornlove 4810]

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

That's Dr. McCormick to you! He is almost finished with his fellowship.

Damn, you beat me to it.

[bad_teammate 13192]

38 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

You can already see the timing of NIL and us joining the SEC as the cause for everyone to hate us. Again. 

Yes, and I'm here for it.

 

[utexas8 1436]

That’s crazy

Damn isn’t that like 3 coaches ago lol

[Gene Parmesan 4003]

Does the NCAA just give unlimited injury hardship years?

 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2841]

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Does the NCAA just give unlimited injury hardship years?

 

*reaches for Jordan Shipley’s file*

[Radical Larry 28566]

That’s crazy

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

 

[Longhornlove 4810]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10229]

Damn... some of his new teammates would have been in the 4th or 5th grade his first year of college.

[Tex Pete 20336]

[Js1 85288]

9 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

to be fair, 40% of any thread on surly is someone posting a tweet minutes or hours after it was already posted and discussed and all they had to do was look up a few posts.

Edited January 18 by Js1

[Longhornlove 4810]

Just now, Js1 said:

to be fair, 40% of any thread on surly is someone posting a tweet minutes or hours after it was already posted and discussed and all they had to do was look up a few posts.

[Post Oak 20208]

Staying around Miami coeds as long as possible seems like a decent plan.

[Dbeasy 15042]

McCormick has given me an idea. I’ve been injured in some way for the last 38 years. I’m going to apply for a 38 year medical waiver and come back with four years of eligibility. 

[Mother mopar 3318]

 
 

No WAI

[South Austin 52456]

20 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

McCormick has given me an idea. I’ve been injured in some way for the last 38 years. I’m going to apply for a 38 year medical waiver and come back with four years of eligibility. 

You might still burn our secondary for a couple nice catches.

[Michael Knight 12977]

alot of people go to college for 9 years

[TheMailBox357 213]

 

[Daichee Bell 2925]

1 minute ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Hey, it’s 5 o’’clock somewhere. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

He gone then.

[Js1 85288]

McCormick sounds like a good dude - making a sizable donation to Gallaudet, the deaf school featured in those AT&T commercials. 

[PTINS 3465]

47 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

[Red Five 40846]

9 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

Y'all should celebrate by embezzling some money. 

[Getafix 28567]

 

From an Oregon 247 thread, on Jabbar Muhammad.

 

Max Torres is the publisher and lead editor of Ducks Digest. He's covered the Oregon football and recruiting beats for four years.

 

 

Edited January 18 by Getafix

[The_Great_Hornsby 3236]

1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

From an Oregon 247 thread, on Jabbar Muhammad.

 

Max Torres is the publisher and lead editor of Ducks Digest. He's covered the Oregon football and recruiting beats for four years.

 

 

[Ricky Butler 2683]

4 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

From an Oregon 247 thread, on Jabbar Muhammad.

 

Max Torres is the publisher and lead editor of Ducks Digest. He's covered the Oregon football and recruiting beats for four years.

 

 

Super happy Phil Knight didn’t invent running shoes in a normal city. 

[Js1 85288]

Muhammad + Niblack?

[South Austin 52456]

McCormick would really spice up our tight end unit.

[TexEx15 17509]

Just now, Js1 said:

Muhammad + Niblack?

With a DT or 2 to be named later…

[Elmer_Fudd 22204]

Hank South crystal balled Niblack to Texas.

Edited January 18 by Elmer_Fudd

[Snake Diggity 4620]

Got dam Texas ain’t fuckin around.

[Js1 85288]

Just now, TexEx15 said:

With a DT or 2 to be named later…

Oatis if he jumps in now + someone in the spring period. 

[texifornia 56867]

14 minutes ago, Js1 said:

McCormick sounds like a good dude - making a sizable donation to Gallaudet, the deaf school featured in those AT&T commercials. 

Rude

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

5 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Hank South crystal balled Niblack to Texas.

[Getafix 28567]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited January 18 by Getafix

[South Austin 52456]

I can't ever unsee Nickelback when I look at this guy's name.  Thanks, assholes.

[Josef Pwag 1738]

5 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Frank Drebin 5660]

34 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:

 

[NOOBSDUDE 588]

McCormick would really spice up our tight end unit.

Hey buddy speak for yourself. Nothing wrong with that but I don’t roll like that.

[Redneck Mutha 7954]

Fuck dem brakes.

[Newy25 7668]

So if we didn’t return a veteran starter we simply went and bought a veteran starter off a good team? Is that right? Except for safety where we decided to upgrade over current starters. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1603]

2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Soooo ihatebabybacks is a cuck.

[Schulz2.0 28951]

4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So if we didn’t return a veteran starter we simply went and bought a veteran starter off a good team? Is that right? Except for safety where we decided to upgrade over current starters. 

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

 

That’s crazy

 

 

Hard to turn down that sweet AARP NIL money. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

 

$3M?   Sure

[6th Street 6390]

3 hours ago, BeautifullyFurnishedCasita said:

The guy from the LHN commercials? I hope so

He personally invited me to his casituh

[Bodacious Bevo 3584]