2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[ClubWhatever 12317]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol cruise people. A hair above Disney adults (with a nearly circular Venn diagram).

Eh, there's a pecking order.   There are cruises for everyone, including the snobbiest people in your triangle area.

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Eh, there's a pecking order.   There are cruises for everyone, including the snobbiest people in your triangle area.

Viking does a 3 month cruise from Alaska to Antarctica to South America for like $80,000. Probably an interesting clientele that has that kind of money and enjoys being on a ship for that long at a time. 

[Gil Bang 26245]

Does Thames have an in to our program now being the Ewers mouthpiece? Feel like he’s broken a lot of news about us lately. 

I’m in London, so this hits close to home

[Tex Pete 21489]

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lol cruise people. A hair above Disney adults (with a nearly circular Venn diagram).

You must cruise with the poors. 
 

[Reynolds Woodcock 5098]

20 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Eh, there's a pecking order.   There are cruises for everyone, including the snobbiest people in your triangle area.

No, there are not.

[ousux 5639]

If you’re not feeling less and less positive about this one as it drags on, good on you. I’m to the point of favoring Bama. 

Is it possible Traylor low key negs us these days? Totally different program from top to bottom from when he was here, but who knows.

[ousux 5639]

“Mike Mitchell reminds me of a young, smaller Brian Cushing,” said Rivals.com national recruiting analyst Mike Farrell, comparing Mitchell to the Pro Bowl linebacker for the Houston Texans. “He has the same build, the same mannerisms. He has the same work ethic.”

Since Cushing's body was at least 85% steroids, not sure being smaller isn't a bigger con than it seems.

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[Lonestar88 5181]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11825]

Pass rush should be pretty goddamned salty next season. 

[Pato del Muerto 53537]

While it’s still on the ol’ clipboard:

[Atticus 4221]

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If you’re not feeling less and less positive about this one as it drags on, good on you. I’m to the point of favoring Bama. 

Dream school wins out

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Woo hoo !!!

This is how I feel ... 

 

 

 

 

[Michael Knight 13238]

[Wulaw Horn 19597]

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

so far so good 3 takes in, flipping Filsame, and signing this kid out in CA at WR. 
I’m assuming Majors, Gbenda and Blackwell are back. If we hit my list (and 2 or 3 more high school recruits plus those guys I mentioned in Majors and LB’s coming back) we might actually lose 2 or 3 guys I could see myself squinting and working up a slight care about- but so far the portal has been fucking awesome for us both with who is showing up next year and who we are forcing to move on out. 

[Elmer_Fudd 23015]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

so far so good 3 takes in, flipping Filsame, and signing this kid out in CA at WR. 
I’m assuming Majors, Gbenda and Blackwell are back. If we hit my list (and 2 or 3 more high school recruits plus those guys I mentioned in Majors and LB’s coming back) we might actually lose 2 or 3 guys I could see myself squinting and working up a slight care about- but so far the portal has been fucking awesome for us both with who is showing up next year and who we are forcing to move on out. 

Would still like a DT, but you find many quality ones in the portal.  Houston guy would have been perfect.

Edited December 23, 2023 by Elmer_Fudd

[conVINCEd 21477]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

so far so good 3 takes in, flipping Filsame, and signing this kid out in CA at WR. 
I’m assuming Majors, Gbenda and Blackwell are back. If we hit my list (and 2 or 3 more high school recruits plus those guys I mentioned in Majors and LB’s coming back) we might actually lose 2 or 3 guys I could see myself squinting and working up a slight care about- but so far the portal has been fucking awesome for us both with who is showing up next year and who we are forcing to move on out. 

Banks seems to really like the incoming HS punter.

[TonyTexas 10778]

I love Sark’s approach to the portal. Very strategic and selective  🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Banks seems to really like the incoming HS punter.

During his signing day PC, Sark said new guy was best punter in the country and made it sound like he’s the man from Day 1 next year

[satyanash 15630]

Reminder that 247Sports somehow has Chase Bisontis ranked ahead of Trey Moore in their Transfer Portal rankings 🤮

[Tree Fidy 1207]

9 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

so far so good 3 takes in, flipping Filsame, and signing this kid out in CA at WR. 
I’m assuming Majors, Gbenda and Blackwell are back. If we hit my list (and 2 or 3 more high school recruits plus those guys I mentioned in Majors and LB’s coming back) we might actually lose 2 or 3 guys I could see myself squinting and working up a slight care about- but so far the portal has been fucking awesome for us both with who is showing up next year and who we are forcing to move on out. 

Fixes vs fixed…typo or intentional?

[MH BEVO 1265]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Reminder that 247Sports somehow has Chase Bisontis ranked ahead of Trey Moore in their Transfer Portal rankings 🤮

To be fair… Bisontis will likely have more sacks next year. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21557]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Need a TE (sanders coming back fixes that), need a WR (Mitchell coming back fixed that), need a punter. 

Mitchell confirmed he's coming back?  Hadn't heard that. 

[Vertigo 20499]

14 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Reminder that 247Sports somehow has Chase Bisontis ranked ahead of Trey Moore in their Transfer Portal rankings 🤮

Does aggy get class ranking credit for their own guys coming out of the portal like Bisontis? 

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Ahem ... who wants to tell him? 🙂

 

 

 

[Real Papi 1113]

Let’s go TEXAS!  Sark is on a hell of a roll.  

Edited December 23, 2023 by Real Papi

[Js1 87194]

6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If you’re not feeling less and less positive about this one as it drags on, good on you. I’m to the point of favoring Bama. 

 

6 hours ago, FloridaHorn said:

Same. I have gone from feeling like this one was a lock to a spot where I will be surprised if he chooses the Horns.

[closetojumping 65452]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

Js1 with the nerves of steel. Had it the whole way. 

[txduck87 1021]

[deech 2398]

58 minutes ago, Atticus said:

Dream school wins out

In fairness I am not used to that over the last ten years. 

Edited December 23, 2023 by deech

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[mwaadeeb 1367]

52 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Would still like a DT, but you find many quality ones in the portal.  Houston guy would have been perfect.

If Collins comes back we’re good.

[Post Oak 20570]

1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

 

Hopefully he can be our Jared Verse.

[Wulaw Horn 19597]

59 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Banks seems to really like the incoming HS punter.

 

55 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

During his signing day PC, Sark said new guy was best punter in the country and made it sound like he’s the man from Day 1 next year

I’m aware. We also had an Aussie that was the second coming of Big Dick Mike and that didn’t exactly work out. We should get a grad transfer punter. No reason not to. 

53 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Fixes vs fixed…typo or intentional?

Typo. Sorry. 

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

 

I’m aware. We also had an Aussie that was the second coming of Big Dick Mike and that didn’t exactly work out. We should get a grad transfer punter. No reason not to. 

 

We should do whatever Sark and the staff want to do. 

 

[irishtexan 11712]

I’ll take the split with bama on Hampton/Moore.

[texasgangordie 100]

Fuck yes. Figured Moore was Bama bound with the timing.

DL looks more and more like a potential strength for next year.

[Wulaw Horn 19597]

7 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

We should do whatever Sark and the staff want to do. 

 

Is the HS punter an EE?  If so I guess that takes some of the worry off of him being untested,  it I really don’t want to see us run into next year with the guy taking his first collegiate snap in Ann Arbor. 
I don’t anticipate punting during game 1. 

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Is the HS punter an EE?  If so I guess that takes some of the worry off of him being untested,  it I really don’t want to see us run into next year with the guy taking his first collegiate snap in Ann Arbor. 
I don’t anticipate punting during game 1. 

I don't believe Kern is an EE. We have a freshman Punter from Atascosita on the roster backing up Sanborn this year. Also I believe Will Stone can punt as well. 

Edited December 23, 2023 by Hank Kingsley

[IDIOTsavant 8688]

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Is the HS punter an EE?  If so I guess that takes some of the worry off of him being untested,  it I really don’t want to see us run into next year with the guy taking his first collegiate snap in Ann Arbor. 
I don’t anticipate punting during game 1. 

I fully expect him to be our starting punter from Day 1….and still redshirt. This is Surly after all; we’re nothing if not reasonable with our expectations.

[fellside 1136]

Moore, Burke, Sorrell, Finkley, Tapp, Simmons is a lot of quality competition. I wouldn't be surprised if someone decided to portal after the spring game.

[Hank Kingsley 21790]

3 minutes ago, fellside said:

Moore, Burke, Sorrell, Finkley, Tapp, Simmons is a lot of quality competition. I wouldn't be surprised if someone decided to portal after the spring game.

Maybe, but we substitute A LOT on defense. 

[fellside 1136]

Texas now has the highest transfer portal average if anyone's into that sort of thing.

[EZ$ 2126]

4 minutes ago, fellside said:

Moore, Burke, Sorrell, Finkley, Tapp, Simmons is a lot of quality competition. I wouldn't be surprised if someone decided to portal after the spring game.

Finley and Tapp would be the two I’d lose the least amount of sleep over. 

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

14 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I fully expect him to be our starting punter from Day 1….and still redshirt. This is Surly after all; we’re nothing if not reasonable with our expectations.

Yeah, four games with a punt seems about right until the short yardage stuff gets sorted out. 

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15 minutes ago, fellside said:

Moore, Burke, Sorrell, Finkley, Tapp, Simmons is a lot of quality competition. I wouldn't be surprised if someone decided to portal after the spring game.

 

 

Wonder who would Tapp out?

 

 

 

[Bevo 13900]

I heard we are signing Jimbo for an analyst position.

[BurntOrange&White 41923]

22 minutes ago, fellside said:

Moore, Burke, Sorrell, Finkley, Tapp, Simmons is a lot of quality competition. I wouldn't be surprised if someone decided to portal after the spring game.

Why? We’ve rotated a shit ton on the defensive line. 

[Dbeasy 15601]

I fully expect five Westlake honks to burst in at any moment and proclaim Vasek as the critical cog at eDGE. 

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It's done.