2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Hank Kingsley 20906]

lmao 

 

[UTEE97 3513]

31 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who is the 2ND COOK? 

 

Johntay.

[horny_gunman 137]

PK is the chef, Nansen is the sous chef, and Joseph is the maître D telling everyone about the specials that are not actually available. 
 

[Vito Andolini 9124]

Bo Davis is the line cook, telling muthafuckers to jump in the walk in

[Butch Had Not 2969]

2 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:

PK is the chef, Nansen is the sous chef, and Joseph is the maître D telling everyone about the specials that are not actually available. 
 

Bo is the guy they send out when you complain about the food. 

Gideon is sitting waiting at dennys.

[ousux 5597]

Sir, our attention is now on Hayden Conner

Danny Cruz coming in to make center great again! Or at least I think that's the plan for him.

[DixonHur 11293]

14 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Bo Davis is the line cook, telling muthafuckers to jump in the walk in

Bo Davis wants everyone to smoke weed?

[Tired Horn 738]

34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

lmao 

 

And quite the juggernauts those two receivers are.

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Gonna need confirmation from Ketch until I believe this. 

You’ll get it as soon as ketch reads that post and can hammer out “sources say Juan davis will be returning” on his lard-soaked keyboard. 

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Gonna need confirmation from Ketch until I believe this. 

Have him paged at Golden Corral. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

24 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

And quite the juggernauts those two receivers are.

I’ll hold off on making fun of their receivers until our secondary gets better.

[Park Gothic 5016]

10 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’ll hold off on making fun of their receivers until our secondary gets better.

[Nothing To Add 81]

Elko lost some bread but brought in some more bread.  Judging by his girth I would say he knows quite a bit about simple carbs and dough products.  

And not even aggie is stupid enough to think about joining the Big Ten.  Who am I kidding...they will probably announce they are going effective tomorrow.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

 

 

[Butch Had Not 2969]

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

lmao 

 

"Expected"

He's learning from the masters of spin. Should be a regular contributor on Texags shortly. 

Too bad he'll never get that ag tag for failing at Blinn.

[shnsajax 3591]

I’m pretty excited about this with him and Jeanty in the backfield.

[Mo Horn 8830]

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

[Pods 7551]

Elko's recruiting and dining strategy. 

Edited January 7 by Pods

[LTtxfan 49144]

8 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

[Fondren & Main 6702]

16 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

This cannot be a serious post.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

20 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

Bruh he was phased out here. He's slow as fuck. He was told to get in the mother fucker.

 

 

[Mo Horn 8830]

9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

So Sark said,  "Move on". Makes sense

[General Specific 3253]

It’s like OB is trying to drive up subscription cancellations so they can get a head start in their 2024 tax losses.

[someguy 1508]

Catalon was a helpful barometer for when 9.95'ers were getting good information and when they were making stuff up.  The notion of Catalon as some kind of defensive savior who was injured and whose triumphant return would bolster the defense that was popular on Texas boards/websites was very much out of touch with reality.  I wish him well, but I'd be surprised if he did much at UNLV.

[gmr548 16576]

Who do you think hits more on correct predictions? Ketch or [mention=2291]Helobious[/mention]

There’s enough talent coming back that dare I say it, they have a shot at it all next year. 

Blows my mind that there is a nontrivial portion of the fanbase either wanting Ewers to leave or wanting Arch to jump him. I think some of us have forgotten what an open championship window looks like and how to handle it.

[Gil Bang 25918]

What the fuck is going on here?

[HtownHorn 14663]

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Texas didn't have a roster spot for Catalon.  He's going to play for his old DC in a defense that he played well in. 

Good Luck Jalen!!!

Pretty much. I wish him well, Texas took a chance on him and he got injured like he has every season except for 2020.

[texifornia 56862]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

Oooo walkon fight!

[Rimbo 25911]

17 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

A career benchwarmer calling out another career benchwarmer.

[LCHorn 2615]

Reed Malphurs and Tannahill Love would make for great character names in a romance novel about a forbidden locker room love between two football players (one would be from the wrong side of the tracks, the other from money but embarrassed by it). 

[hookemATL 11702]

Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. 
 

in my medical opinion, I mean. 

[BornAndRaised 12281]

 

[RAMBONE 101]

1 hour ago, someguy said:

Catalon was a helpful barometer for when 9.95'ers were getting good information and when they were making stuff up.  The notion of Catalon as some kind of defensive savior who was injured and whose triumphant return would bolster the defense that was popular on Texas boards/websites was very much out of touch with reality.  I wish him well, but I'd be surprised if he did much at UNLV.

Eh - We took a gamble on a guy with a history of injuries. I'm not too disappointed, but I didn't have high expectations. He did contribute early in the season. We all thought he'd ball out, but that was kool aid drinking. 

[cmontexas 3270]

Apples dont fall far from trees apparently 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13090]

1 hour ago, cmontexas said:

Apples dont fall far from trees apparently 

Depends on the slope of the land.

[Vito Andolini 9124]

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

Dayum, that’s a brutal takedown. Love not having it.

[Napoleon 8661]

45 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Depends on the slope of the land.

True as fuck!

[Sock Monkey 722]

3 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Depends on the slope of the land.

The phrase isn’t, “The apple doesn’t come to rest far from the tree.” Just saying.

[RollingPresidential 632]

7 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

I clicked on his twitter profile and saw that he's got Mulugheta as his agent for 'business inquiries' already. Mulugheta has that thing with Jeremy Hills' training thing already. Is there a rule that agencies or trainers can't do their own endorsement deals? Seems like we could get an NIL engine going there.

[gmr548 16576]

What the fuck is going on here?

[MirrOlure 14760]

Reed Malphurs and Tannahill Love would make for great character names in a romance novel about a forbidden locker room love between two football players (one would be from the wrong side of the tracks, the other from money but embarrassed by it). 

Brokelinebacker Sideline

Eh - We took a gamble on a guy with a history of injuries. I'm not too disappointed, but I didn't have high expectations. He did contribute early in the season. We all thought he'd ball out, but that was kool aid drinking. 

…..but we agree the dude from Clemson is gonna ball out, right?

[Newy25 7668]

10 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I really don't understand someone leaving Texas to play for unlv, unless Sark suggested that he should go elsewhere. He's gonna get playing time here, and a much better chance of actually winning a lot of games. Maybe the NIL money there, as a starter, was more than he was going to get as a part time player here. 

Jesus fucking Christ. 

[closetohumping 17435]

4 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Dayum, that’s a brutal takedown. Love not having it.

Looks lien a couple guys pushed back on Love

[kevwun 15764]

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oooo walkon fight!

It's gonna be awkward as fuck when they run in to each other a party in the Hampton's this summer.

[Thiefery 4995]

FCB

 

 

[troph 24781]

He shoulda made the move. Maybe he’s gonna make the move to S on a NFL payroll. 

[Hermanator 7032]

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

What the fuck is going on here?
 

Walkin' On IS SERIOUS BIDNESS

They should just be happy a 19 in a row hittin' G like Bert Auburn would be in the same picture as them. 

[RockyMountainHighHorn 890]

Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….

surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 

[Mother mopar 3318]

Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….
surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 

We are shedding dead weight in the form of DBs who can't turn their heads around and have zero eye discipline. This is a great thing. I'd rather not repeat the UW game again next year where our secondary gets blown out.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

4 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Now we’re really seeing way more go out than come in…this is on a playoff team. Not saying that most of these weren’t bread but I’m really wondering how we aren’t thin at some positions next year. We may have a stud at a position but behind him could be….

surprisingly wr is not one I’m that worried about. I think the net loss of worthy and his “effort” on plays will level out. 

You know we’re gonna continue to bring guys in right? Attrition is part of football and we will bring starters in and better backups for next year. Be patient the season doesn’t start tomorrow.