2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Chili dog 1810]

3 minutes ago, SamMan said:

The real question is: does Texas DL coach = Texas LB coach?

 

26 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

It has taken some experimentation, but it's good that Sark has finally found the level of equivalence between Arizona and Texas: An Arizona DC ranks below a position coach at Texas and above an analyst.

Texas DL coach > Arizona DC

Texas analyst < Arizona DC

Uh oh. Looks like we have a little S. Mano a S. Mano showdown.

[ousux 5650]

This thread is proof surly can't handle even mild success.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 929]

1 hour ago, LCHorn said:

Back to recruiting, Wells’ most recent update made it sounds like Muhammad is unlikely.  We’re not going to guarantee starter level snaps and he needs that or a clear depth chart to build his film.  

Why would he not get good snaps? We aren’t loaded there…

[LCHorn 2751]

7 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Why would he not get good snaps? We aren’t loaded there…

Because we have a third year Terence Brooks and his cousin that both appear worthy of starter snaps and with a senior Gavin Holmes and early enrollee Kobe Black that presumably have some expectation of playing time.  Plus, the gossip was that Jahdae Barron wanted to compete for CB snaps so he could put that on film for the NFL. 

Meanwhile Bama just lost it's starting cornerbacks and Nike has decided their previous NIL restraint was holding back Oregon. 

[Sgt. Slaughter 2903]

12 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Why would he not get good snaps? We aren’t loaded there…

The important word is “guarantee”. We can all agree he is good enough to play, but if they bring someone new under the premise that they will get play without earning it, not so great for the culture. 

[TexEx15 17963]

38 minutes ago, ousux said:

This thread is proof surly can't handle even mild success.

[Had Enough 2126]

The miraculous part was that he was actually in a position to be able to turn his head. 

Probably made easier because he played off ball coverage. What do you think?

[UTEE97 3949]

Jabbar should starts just based on that clip alone. He tracked one of the fastest WRs step for step and then turned his head around as soon as Worthy did and broke up the pass. I haven't seen such beautiful all-around technique in the forty acres in a long time. It's almost masturbate worthy!

Edited January 23 by UTEE97

[ousux 5650]

Jabbar should starts just based on that clip alone. He tracked one of the fastest WRs step for step and then turned his head around as soon as Worthy did and broke up the pass. I haven't seen such beautiful all-around technique in the forty acres in a long time. It's almost masterbate worthy!

Agree on the technique and no doubt Muhammad is a good corner, but not sure how much play time Worthy would have gotten if that was simply a regular season game. He certainly didn't have his usual shake, bake and go on that play.

[Tex Pete 21533]

3 hours ago, Atticus said:

Worthy was also playing very hurt in that game and couldn’t break like he normally does when healthy. 

Jabbar and Worthy?

Being on-topic sounds amazingly similar to being off-topic.

 

[UTEE97 3949]

30 minutes ago, ousux said:

39 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Jabbar should starts just based on that clip alone. He tracked one of the fastest WRs step for step and then turned his head around as soon as Worthy did and broke up the pass. I haven't seen such beautiful all-around technique in the forty acres in a long time. It's almost masterbate worthy!

Agree on the technique and no doubt Muhammad is a good corner, but not sure how much play time Worthy would have gotten if that was simply a regular season game. He certainly didn't have his usual shake, bake and go on that play.

Worthy possibly playing hurt doesn't take away from Jabbar's technique though. Wish our corners would learn to play like that.

[MirrOlure 15333]

3 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Not nearly enough feces throwing in this gif to accurately represent this thread. 

...and here I was thinking about the opening scene of History of the World Par 1:

 

[Chili dog 1810]

1 hour ago, Had Enough said:

Probably made easier because he played off ball coverage. What do you think?

Absolutely. 
 

And I will add, I think most (if not all) of the people who criticize DBs for not turning their heads have never had to cover a fast mother fucker and don’t understand the things that have to happen before the DB can justify turning his head. 

Edited January 22 by Chili dog

[BachelorTrek 3326]

7 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

Absolutely. 
 

And I will add, I think most (if not all) of the people who criticize DBs for not turning their heads have never had to cover a fast mother fucker and don’t understand the things that have to happen before the DB can justify turning his head. 

OR, they were taught the "watch the receiver's eyes" style of coverage and not the "turn your head" coverage.

[ousux 5650]

OR, they were taught the "watch the receiver's eyes" style of coverage and not the "turn your head" coverage.

Correct, that's what I was taught in HS as a safety where PI was rarely called unless you tackle the receiver before the ball arrives, and timing patterns were rare. Corner may be different, never played there.

[Vito Andolini 9461]

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

[Teryor 5021]

Another one we were a finalist for, might be an actual option?

[Napoleon 8855]

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Jabbar should starts just based on that clip alone. He tracked one of the fastest WRs step for step and then turned his head around as soon as Worthy did and broke up the pass. I haven't seen such beautiful all-around technique in the forty acres in a long time. It's almost masterbate ❌ worthy!

Don’t know why you want to masturbate ✅ Worthy, but at least get it right.

#1💦👀

[Duane Moore 5775]

5 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

But you didn’t want to work at the goddamn mill!

[closetojumping 65550]

6 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Another one we were a finalist for, might be an actual option?

Pretty sure Texas passed on him, but maybe it would be different this time around.

[Genco 3058]

22 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Was fucking Lea Thompson, too

[89Horn 1745]

30 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

How did things turn out at Cal Poly?  

[CAHorn 102]

37 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

How did things turn out at Cal Poly?  

Seems like the right time to mention I spent a chunk of time in San Luis Obispo and married a girl from Cal Poly.

And I'm not not named Stef.

Carry on...

Edited January 22 by CAHorn
Added middle line.

[txduck87 1021]

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

[Vito Andolini 9461]

Where’d all you weirdos find these tiny movies of me? Creepy.

[BornOrange 1441]

26 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Where’d all you weirdos find these tiny movies of me? Creepy.

Norma Desmond and Tom Cruise (and Vito)

[nunna yo bizness 1690]

28 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Where’d all you weirdos find these tiny movies of me? Creepy.

Just wait.  There's apparently a sex video of you out there banging Leah Thompson.

[Pato del Muerto 53624]

1 hour ago, Vito Andolini said:

I did play corner back at Ampipe High. Got a few interference calls, got in a fight with my coach and got kicked off the team, but it all worked out in the end. Was fucking Lea Thompson, too, so that dreary shit town wasn’t all bad. 

You’re Eskimo brothers with my cousin

[TotallyLegit 3117]

1 hour ago, BachelorTrek said:

OR, they were taught the "watch the receiver's eyes" style of coverage and not the "turn your head" coverage.

Maybe we need to replace Terry Joseph with the CB coach from FAU, Rice, or Temple.

[Planet Houston 4955]

5 hours ago, Jebus said:

holy shit, that is a fucking bonkers choice.  I really want to see the contract, both in terms of salary and length of commitment.  damn.

 

 

[Hermanator 7717]

2 hours ago, 89Horn said:

How did things turn out at Cal Poly?  

Must have been pretty good, at least for coach who 6 years later got hired by Minnesota State and took the Screamin' Eagles to the national championship behind star QB Bo Whitley

[BurntOrange&White 42025]

33 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

 

So we back channeling their basketball coach?

[Jebus 1346]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&amp;White said:

So we back channeling their basketball coach?

No but it sounds like there’s a chance Akina might be back on the table in a few days here at this rate. 
 

Shaping up to be the Bru McCoy of analyst hires 

[Bevo14 8470]

1 hour ago, TotallyLegit said:

Maybe we need to replace Terry Joseph with the CB coach from FAU, Rice, or Temple.

[Chopper 17459]

Quote

According to a report by Brett McMurphy Heeke was fired for “financial & operational mismanagement” for Arizona’s financial plight, including former football coach Jedd Fisch’s contract.

https://allsportstucson.com/2024/01/22/shocker-heeke-being-removed-as-uas-ad-candrea-to-fill-in-as-interim-beginning-feb-5/

[Huckleberry 34756]

Financial and operational mismanagement? He should have applied to Ohio State, I hear they love that type. 

[Gil Bang 26283]

3 hours ago, 89Horn said:

How did things turn out at Cal Poly?  

 

2 hours ago, CAHorn said:

Seems like the right time to mention I spent a chunk of time in San Luis Obispo and married a girl from Cal Poly.

And I'm not not named Stef.

Carry on...

Trivia:  "Cal Poly" generally refers to the SLO campus, but there is a very large CP campus in Pomona (Los Angeles County).   The campus is located on the old Kellogg (cereal family) Arabian Horse Ranch.

Jim Zorn played there, and Roman Gabriel was HC there.  

[Redneck Mutha 8239]

[Knewk210 245]

34 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Financial and operational mismanagement? He should have applied to Ohio State, I hear they love that type. 

I have no idea what Ohio State leadership was thinking in that hiring process? Let’s go pursue AD at the most mismanaged program in the history of college athletics. Maybe CDC’s phone number is a digit off and they misdialed? I can’t explain this nor can anyone else. 

[DixonHur 11971]

[Bigbend1812 13064]

[Sgt Hulk 14483]

I wonder how the weather compares between Austin and where Cal Poly is

[Post Oak 20595]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

https://allsportstucson.com/2024/01/22/shocker-heeke-being-removed-as-uas-ad-candrea-to-fill-in-as-interim-beginning-feb-5/

 

[DixonHur 11971]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I wonder how the weather compares between Austin and where Cal Poly is

I'm glad you asked.   I was a meteorologist in the Navy, and over the next 5 days it's supposed to be partly cloudy with high temperatures in the upper 60's to low 70's, whereas Austin will have highs in the upper 60's to mid-70's, with a real chance of rain.

[Sgt Hulk 14483]

4 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

I'm glad you asked.   I was a meteorologist in the Navy, and over the next 5 days it's supposed to be partly cloudy with high temperatures in the upper 60's to low 70's, whereas Austin will have highs in the upper 60's to mid-70's, with a real chance of rain.

See this is the dynamic info I come for.  Thank you.  
 

I have a Navy joke here. But i don’t wanna get off topic 

Edited January 23 by Sgt Hulk

[DixonHur 11971]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

But i don’t wanna get off topic 

God forbid

[Chili dog 1810]

4 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

OR, they were taught the "watch the receiver's eyes" style of coverage and not the "turn your head" coverage.

 

4 hours ago, ousux said:

Correct, that's what I was taught in HS as a safety where PI was rarely called unless you tackle the receiver before the ball arrives, and timing patterns were rare. Corner may be different, never played there.

[Rimbo 27100]

I drop outta this thread for 3 days...

Anyway.

Firing your AD immediately after hiring a head football coach is an interesting decision, to be sure.

Also... seriously, no one else thought of...

...Savea Prayer?

[Napoleon 8855]

28 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I wonder how the weather compares between Austin and where Cal Poly is

Cal Poly SLO, like most of the California coastal climate, blows the shit out of Austin weather.

There is nowhere in Texas with better weather than SLO down the coast to the Mexican border.  NOWHERE!

[Rimbo 27100]

Just now, Napoleon said:

Cal Poly SLO, like most of the California coastal climate, blows the shit out of Austin weather.

There is nowhere in Texas with better weather than SLO down the coast to the Mexican border.  NOWHERE!