2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

8 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Did UCF give him the boot?

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

[BornOrange 1,441]

5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

George is getting upset!

[utexas8 1,436]

You have to show up before someone can ask you to leave

If you don’t show up they can’t ask you to leave.

[RollLeft 5,040]

13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

[Radical Larry 28,539]

 

Oops

[Knoxtnhorn 5,971]

40 lbs at an airport?  Seems like an intelligent idea.

[BornOrange 1,441]

They can search your bags at an airport?

When did that become a thing?

[conVINCEd 21,469]

That’s a lot of fucking weed for a carry on.  I remember when Nate Newton got busted with 600 lbs. or something like that and he was using a U-Haul to transport it.

[BurntEyes 5,954]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

40 lbs at an airport?  Seems like an intelligent idea.

[Burt Macklin 19,019]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Oops

That’s a lot of weed to pack in. Sounds like futureman could learn a thing or two from Agiye. 

[DixonHur 11,292]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Oops

Probation for 40 lbs of weed?

[cmontexas 3,270]

Im about to walk down to the dispensary on the corner and traffic some weed myself

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

17 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Probation for 40 lbs of weed?

He snitched

[Marshall_Lucky 624]

Savion Red - "I am the Vibe"

https://tinyurl.com/y89ww4a6

 

 

[derp 755]

3 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Savion Red - "I am the Vibe"

https://tinyurl.com/y89ww4a6

 

 

Runs with a chip on his shoulder. Hope he kills it at Nevada.

[perfectchaos007 6,621]

On 7/27/2024 at 6:30 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Burrell ended up at Trinity Valley CC.  Woof.

Looks like SHSU bailed him out 

[RollLeft 5,040]

On 8/3/2024 at 2:30 PM, derp said:

Runs with a chip on his shoulder. Hope he kills it at Nevada.

damn...we could use him

[statsman 5,449]

Couldn’t find a better place to put this. Has a great graphic to show transfers. 
 
The transfer portal in college football hasn’t merely led to unprecedented player movement. It’s also created a de facto farm system for the biggest programs.
https://www.wsj.com/sports/football/college-transfers-power-five-conferences-aee82375?st=b1eeu63ruqhl0c0&reflink=share_mobilewebshare

[Mother mopar 3,318]

damn...we could use him

That's a pass, an out of shape RB who was in the dog house w/the staff. Surly's fascination with an average RB is, well, Surly.

[Getafix 28,540]

 

Thrilled to see this.

 

 

 

[texifornia 56,850]

Ex-5 star Malachi Nelson lost the QB battle at Boise State. What a bust.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/what-boise-state-naming-maddux-madsen-starter-over-former-5-star-malachi-nelson-means-for-broncos-nelson/amp/

[Gene Parmesan 4,002]

Guess he'll be transferring again.  It's a whole new level of bust when a program won't even let you get on the field to show how bad you are. 

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

[Machinator 32,099]

https://smumustangs.com/sports/football/roster/velton-gardner/13576

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2,904]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

https://smumustangs.com/sports/football/roster/velton-gardner/13576

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

If you need a body you need a body. 

[BurgleBro 787]

This the kinda dude who would risk every cervical vertebrae in his body for half a yard more on 1st and 5, better protect his ass in practice. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,175]

I'd rather this guy punch it in than say,  Niblett. I wouldn't be opposed to either Juan Davis or this guy. Juan is a jack of all trades and is built for that kind of punishment before breaking off a 40 yard run.

Edited August 22 by Spider2YBanana

[hornian 5,210]

27 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

This the kinda dude who would risk every cervical vertebrae in his body for half a yard more on 1st and 5, better protect his ass in practice. 

I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing in this context. 

[tokamak 6,391]

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

[Skipper 6,127]

47 minutes ago, tokamak said:

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

Yep - ifany of those snaps are meaningful we are probably in trouble.  Seems likely stricly garbage time carries splitting with walk-ons (or the series before we get to walk-ons, trying to run clock with a 3+TD lead).  Clearly something we needed so good addition.  Agreed would rather those snaps go to this guy compared to other scholarship backups that might be needed at their actual position.

[jdhorn92 1,545]

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Yep - ifany of those snaps are meaningful we are probably in trouble.  Seems likely stricly garbage time carries splitting with walk-ons (or the series before we get to walk-ons, trying to run clock with a 3+TD lead).  Clearly something we needed so good addition.  Agreed would rather those snaps go to this guy compared to other scholarship backups that might be needed at their actual position.

plus practice squad reps to give our D a better back to go against in addition to what you mentioned.  Blue, Wisner, Gibson, Davis, another athlete will likely all get meaningful carries first, but doesnt hurt to have this guy in the mix.

[Bevo14 8,303]

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

Well it worked for Keilan Robinson

[RollLeft 5,040]

On 8/19/2024 at 7:22 AM, Mother mopar said:

...Surly's fascination with an average RB when the starting two have gone down with injury is, well, Surly logical.

hence the staff brings in 4th string grad transfer from SMU

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

hence the staff brings in 4th string grad transfer from SMU

As opposed to?

[RollLeft 5,040]

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

Just now, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

Are you implying he wanted to come back or that someone should’ve had a crystal ball regarding RB injuries? Or something else?

[texifornia 56,850]

17 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

No he isn't. He's the backup.

https://nevadasportsnet.com/newsletter-daily/breaking-down-nevada-footballs-two-deep-depth-chart-for-season-opener-vs-smu

[Newy25 7,668]

20 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

He’s not the starter. 

[Gene Parmesan 4,002]

52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No he isn't. He's the backup.

https://nevadasportsnet.com/newsletter-daily/breaking-down-nevada-footballs-two-deep-depth-chart-for-season-opener-vs-smu

He'll be starter by week 2.  He runs with a bag of chips on his shoulder.  

[Park Gothic 5,016]

41 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

He runs with a bag of chips on his shoulder.  

That's probably how he got so fat. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,175]

Red fucking sucked. People's fascination with Red being adequate as a RB is on par with Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

He can't even start at at Nevada, but people wring their hands over him not being here. Stahp.

[Scholz 11,938]

37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

[hornian 5,210]

47 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Red fucking sucked. People's fascination with Red being adequate as a RB is on par with Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

He can't even start at at Nevada, but people wring their hands over him not being here. Stahp.

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

[Herbie Hancock 7,341]

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

I gave your mom’s red cat a package with a nice ring to it last night

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

13 hours ago, hornian said:

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

His 1 TD run was magical tho

[closetojumping 62,506]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

His 1 TD run was magical tho

The Co-op needs to order a statue of this motherfucker from China and mount it in their back parking lot. That way, all of the fucking idiots who think this angry ball of goo did anything of consequence while on campus can have a place to worship and leave gifts of remembrance. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,175]

It's baffling that we had people stanning for this overweight, unathletic Costco yogurt bag. 

[Tex Long 4,382]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Co-op needs to order a statue of this motherfucker from China and mount it in their back parking lot. That way, all of the fucking idiots who think this angry ball of goo did anything of consequence while on campus can have a place to worship and leave gifts of remembrance. 

Angry Ball of Goo is probably too long, but Ball of Goo is not at all bad as a band name. Is Rick Beato still producing anything other than Top Twenty Whatever lists?

[Red Five 40,820]

On 8/22/2024 at 2:58 PM, Bevo14 said:

Well it worked for Keilan Robinson

I really hope that's not the sort of thing people are expecting here.