2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk

[Vito Andolini 9438]

8 hours ago, BornOrange said:

Did UCF give him the boot?

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

[BornOrange 1441]

5 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

George is getting upset!

[utexas8 1695]

You have to show up before someone can ask you to leave

If you don’t show up they can’t ask you to leave.

[RollLeft 5090]

13 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I got it, then RollLeft comes in and takes all the laughs… BornOrange is like George Costanza at the conference table in the T-bone nickname scene.

[Radical Larry 28818]

 

Oops

[Knoxtnhorn 6263]

40 lbs at an airport?  Seems like an intelligent idea.

[BornOrange 1441]

They can search your bags at an airport?

When did that become a thing?

[conVINCEd 21477]

That’s a lot of fucking weed for a carry on.  I remember when Nate Newton got busted with 600 lbs. or something like that and he was using a U-Haul to transport it.

[BurntEyes 6209]

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

40 lbs at an airport?  Seems like an intelligent idea.

[Burt Macklin 19227]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Oops

That’s a lot of weed to pack in. Sounds like futureman could learn a thing or two from Agiye. 

[DixonHur 11955]

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Oops

Probation for 40 lbs of weed?

[cmontexas 3340]

Im about to walk down to the dispensary on the corner and traffic some weed myself

[BurntOrange&White 41840]

17 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Probation for 40 lbs of weed?

He snitched

[Marshall_Lucky 628]

Savion Red - "I am the Vibe"

https://tinyurl.com/y89ww4a6

 

 

[derp 845]

3 minutes ago, Marshall_Lucky said:

Savion Red - "I am the Vibe"

https://tinyurl.com/y89ww4a6

 

 

Runs with a chip on his shoulder. Hope he kills it at Nevada.

[perfectchaos007 6768]

On 7/27/2024 at 6:30 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

Burrell ended up at Trinity Valley CC.  Woof.

Looks like SHSU bailed him out 

[RollLeft 5090]

On 8/3/2024 at 2:30 PM, derp said:

Runs with a chip on his shoulder. Hope he kills it at Nevada.

damn...we could use him

[statsman 5691]

Couldn’t find a better place to put this. Has a great graphic to show transfers. 
 
The transfer portal in college football hasn’t merely led to unprecedented player movement. It’s also created a de facto farm system for the biggest programs.
https://www.wsj.com/sports/football/college-transfers-power-five-conferences-aee82375?st=b1eeu63ruqhl0c0&reflink=share_mobilewebshare

[Mother mopar 3380]

damn...we could use him

That's a pass, an out of shape RB who was in the dog house w/the staff. Surly's fascination with an average RB is, well, Surly.

[Getafix 29445]

 

Thrilled to see this.

 

 

 

[texifornia 59005]

Ex-5 star Malachi Nelson lost the QB battle at Boise State. What a bust.

https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/what-boise-state-naming-maddux-madsen-starter-over-former-5-star-malachi-nelson-means-for-broncos-nelson/amp/

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

Guess he'll be transferring again.  It's a whole new level of bust when a program won't even let you get on the field to show how bad you are. 

[Vito Andolini 9438]

[Machinator 32103]

https://smumustangs.com/sports/football/roster/velton-gardner/13576

[MichaelDicksonFanClub 2961]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

https://smumustangs.com/sports/football/roster/velton-gardner/13576

 

[BurntOrange&White 41840]

If you need a body you need a body. 

[BurgleBro 921]

This the kinda dude who would risk every cervical vertebrae in his body for half a yard more on 1st and 5, better protect his ass in practice. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13199]

I'd rather this guy punch it in than say,  Niblett. I wouldn't be opposed to either Juan Davis or this guy. Juan is a jack of all trades and is built for that kind of punishment before breaking off a 40 yard run.

Edited August 22 by Spider2YBanana

[hornian 5284]

27 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

This the kinda dude who would risk every cervical vertebrae in his body for half a yard more on 1st and 5, better protect his ass in practice. 

I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or a bad thing in this context. 

[tokamak 6687]

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

[Skipper 6411]

47 minutes ago, tokamak said:

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

Yep - ifany of those snaps are meaningful we are probably in trouble.  Seems likely stricly garbage time carries splitting with walk-ons (or the series before we get to walk-ons, trying to run clock with a 3+TD lead).  Clearly something we needed so good addition.  Agreed would rather those snaps go to this guy compared to other scholarship backups that might be needed at their actual position.

[jdhorn92 1594]

1 hour ago, Skipper said:

Yep - ifany of those snaps are meaningful we are probably in trouble.  Seems likely stricly garbage time carries splitting with walk-ons (or the series before we get to walk-ons, trying to run clock with a 3+TD lead).  Clearly something we needed so good addition.  Agreed would rather those snaps go to this guy compared to other scholarship backups that might be needed at their actual position.

plus practice squad reps to give our D a better back to go against in addition to what you mentioned.  Blue, Wisner, Gibson, Davis, another athlete will likely all get meaningful carries first, but doesnt hurt to have this guy in the mix.

[Bevo14 8468]

2 hours ago, tokamak said:

He's a sixth-year senior so it's safe to assume he's all business. He's here to get 20 carries, bust his ass on special teams, and get in front of a lot of NFL personnel at pro day. I like the pick up a lot given the current make up of our RB room.

Well it worked for Keilan Robinson

[RollLeft 5090]

On 8/19/2024 at 7:22 AM, Mother mopar said:

...Surly's fascination with an average RB when the starting two have gone down with injury is, well, Surly logical.

hence the staff brings in 4th string grad transfer from SMU

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

29 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

hence the staff brings in 4th string grad transfer from SMU

As opposed to?

[RollLeft 5090]

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

[Doc Daneeka 6793]

Just now, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

Are you implying he wanted to come back or that someone should’ve had a crystal ball regarding RB injuries? Or something else?

[texifornia 59005]

17 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

No he isn't. He's the backup.

https://nevadasportsnet.com/newsletter-daily/breaking-down-nevada-footballs-two-deep-depth-chart-for-season-opener-vs-smu

[Newy25 7912]

20 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

...to Red who was fat, angry, and now the starter at Nevada.    

He’s not the starter. 

[Gene Parmesan 4064]

52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No he isn't. He's the backup.

https://nevadasportsnet.com/newsletter-daily/breaking-down-nevada-footballs-two-deep-depth-chart-for-season-opener-vs-smu

He'll be starter by week 2.  He runs with a bag of chips on his shoulder.  

[Park Gothic 5372]

41 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

He runs with a bag of chips on his shoulder.  

That's probably how he got so fat. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13199]

Red fucking sucked. People's fascination with Red being adequate as a RB is on par with Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

He can't even start at at Nevada, but people wring their hands over him not being here. Stahp.

[Scholz 12304]

37 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

[hornian 5284]

47 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Red fucking sucked. People's fascination with Red being adequate as a RB is on par with Major Applewhite was a better QB than Chris Simms. 

He can't even start at at Nevada, but people wring their hands over him not being here. Stahp.

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

[Herbie Hancock 7486]

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

I gave your mom’s red cat a package with a nice ring to it last night

[BurntOrange&White 41840]

13 hours ago, hornian said:

He had a cool name and “Red Cat” package had a nice ring to it. That’s about it. 

His 1 TD run was magical tho

[closetojumping 65369]

19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

His 1 TD run was magical tho

The Co-op needs to order a statue of this motherfucker from China and mount it in their back parking lot. That way, all of the fucking idiots who think this angry ball of goo did anything of consequence while on campus can have a place to worship and leave gifts of remembrance. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13199]

It's baffling that we had people stanning for this overweight, unathletic Costco yogurt bag. 

[Tex Long 4660]

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The Co-op needs to order a statue of this motherfucker from China and mount it in their back parking lot. That way, all of the fucking idiots who think this angry ball of goo did anything of consequence while on campus can have a place to worship and leave gifts of remembrance. 

Angry Ball of Goo is probably too long, but Ball of Goo is not at all bad as a band name. Is Rick Beato still producing anything other than Top Twenty Whatever lists?

[Red Five 41703]

On 8/22/2024 at 2:58 PM, Bevo14 said:

Well it worked for Keilan Robinson

I really hope that's not the sort of thing people are expecting here.