Cruz vs Allred - 2024

[mchookem 16,330]

36 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

If we can get the Minister of Culture to run as a Republican, we could legitimately have a chance to primary Cruz.

he probably needs to come back to earth first 😄🤘

 

[Beau Vine 54,218]

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

It won't matter. Colin will be labeled as "too extreme" and the usual rubes will eat it up just like they've eaten the same shit sandwich fed to them the last decade. 

A Berkeley-indoctrinated civil rights lawyer from the Obama administration?  

[Felix 607]

23 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I talk with my daughter about this. I want to find a substitute for calling people pussy, but there's nothing else like it.  I don't want to insult women or vaginas, but I do want to insult weak, cowardly men. 

 

My German Sisters-in-Law say "Schwacher Penis" which, according to them means "soft penis".  I've started using that in place of pussy, cunt, etc.  You have to pronounce it right though.  Google translate is your friend here.

[safe sex 11,721]

Mofo doesn't even have shirts available yet.  Not ready for Prime Time smh

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14 minutes ago, Felix said:

My German Sisters-in-Law say "Schwacher Penis" which, according to them means "soft penis".  I've started using that in place of pussy, cunt, etc.  You have to pronounce it right though.  Google translate is your friend here.

I don't know how you pronounce it but I do know it's the signage above the department store section at which Ted Cruz buys his beard grooming products  

[Bozo_Casanova 26,451]

24 minutes ago, Felix said:

My German Sisters-in-Law say "Schwacher Penis" which, according to them means "soft penis".  I've started using that in place of pussy, cunt, etc.  You have to pronounce it right though.  Google translate is your friend here.

Limpdick is OK but speak to impotence, not humiliation and cowardice. 
 

I have called a couple guys “kitty cat” and they were very upset.

[Beau Vine 54,218]

On 5/3/2023 at 5:25 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

I talk with my daughter about this. I want to find a substitute for calling people pussy, but there's nothing else like it.  I don't want to insult women or vaginas, but I do want to insult weak, cowardly men. 

 

 

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What can I say Dino, she's into Malakas?!?!?

You believe this fucking guy

[LCHorn 2,620]

19 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Limpdick is OK but speak to impotence, not humiliation and cowardice. 
 

I have called a couple guys “kitty cat” and they were very upset.

Whoever coined “ladybug” for Lindsay Graham deserves applause and it’s probably in line with kitty cat as an insult.  

[fattyflattie 4,639]

2 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

I had season tickets when Colin played for BU. We weren't the ones doing the raping.

I would like this to be funnier, but it’ll be awhile.  

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8 hours ago, Satchel said:

Baylor folks are saying Allred’s Cal Law degree makes him woke and thus unqualified to serve the good people of Texas.

They'll claim him if he actually won.

8 hours ago, Js1 said:

Ted Cruz

• Demonizes higher education and ivy leagues as being woke factories, despite having been educated at 2 of the finest universities in the country

And Cruz still wears a class ring because by gawd he wants you to know he went to an Ivy League school.

[South Austin 52,490]

15 hours ago, Satchel said:

Baylor folks are saying Allred’s Cal Law degree makes him woke and thus unqualified to serve the good people of Texas.

Do they talk about how he never had to endure the grind of “Practice Court”?

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4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Do they talk about how he never had to endure the grind of “Practice Court”?

Mach Heil?  I mean Mach Trial.  /nofacist

[CooterBrown 18,008]

On the one hand, fuck Baylor.
On the other, remind people he went to a Texas university while Raphael went to Harvard and Princeton.

He’s a Canadian who only supposedly gave up that passport when it became inconvenient for him due to media scrutiny. He doesn’t even want to be an American.

[SubliminalHorn 6,786]

I’m already getting annoyed by his texts lol, but obvi has my vote

[Beau Vine 54,218]

3 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m already getting annoyed by his texts lol, but obvi has my vote

Wife said she got 5 texts from him the first day she registered her phone number.

I told her that I might be willing to go gay for Allred, but his campaign wasn't getting my phone number.  

Edited May 5, 2023 by Beau Vine

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You'll give up your 2-hole before the other 8-digits?  Strange flex, but we'll allow it.  

Edited May 5, 2023 by YGIFS

[Pancho 44,770]

 

[nbmishoid 949]

Like that car full of law dogs…,,, this is a good start 

[Js1 85,320]

A moldy ham sandwich with a (D) next to its name could raise $2 million in 36 hours. People just hate Ted Cruz 

Edited May 5, 2023 by Js1

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Moldy Ham Sandwich NOW!

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

You know what really gives off the tough Texan vibe?  Riding a Harley and surviving a helicopter crash.

[Beau Vine 54,218]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You know what really gives off the tough Texan vibe?  Riding a Harley and surviving a helicopter crash.

And just reading that now, it sounds less stupid than it actually was.

[C-Man 27,222]

I’m already getting annoyed by his texts lol, but obvi has my vote

Same. He’s got my vote. Period. But I get two or three texts per day asking for money since he announced. I’ll throw him some money at some point but, fuck, chill out for now.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Still don't get why y'all willing give out your number to a campaign and then act all shocked when you get spam texted to death.  Serves you right.

[YChang 3,443]

Donated and then immediately opted out of the text messages. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

I'm assuming most of you went to college and many to the same one as me, but you know you can simply text back "STOP" and you won't receive any more messages, right? It's not a life sentence.

[Pancho 44,770]

 

[horn4life 3,760]

I think you could potentially beat Cruz.  If I were running a PAC I think I could do a pretty decent ad showing Trump calling his wife ugly, cut to sniveling coward, cut to Trump dick sucking.  Along with a quick cutaway of his trip to Cancun during the freeze out, and close with something like "a man committed to sort of sometimes acting brave." A funny way to say coward.  Or maybe just say... What is the opposite of brave?  That's Ted Cruz!  

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

that's some good fucking projection there, though. you can tell who Cruz et al have on their mind. might be able to win just on the merits of them being distracted trying to keep justice at bay

[gmr548 16,576]

 

Ted Cruz is Katfid, confirmed

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56 minutes ago, horn4life said:

I think you could potentially beat Cruz.  If I were running a PAC I think I could do a pretty decent ad showing Trump calling his wife ugly, cut to sniveling coward, cut to Trump dick sucking.  Along with a quick cutaway of his trip to Cancun during the freeze out, and close with something like "a man committed to sort of sometimes acting brave." A funny way to say coward.  Or maybe just say... What is the opposite of brave?  That's Ted Cruz!  

Throw in a clip of him "playing" basketball as well 

[Red Five 40,857]

"Biden's far-left agenda of.... gun control". 

Aaaaaaaand mass shooting in Texas today. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,190]

Saw some headlines that Allred said something along the lines of "We would be better off if the second amendment had never been written."  I mean, he's not wrong and I agree but it would have been nice if he could have made it at least a full week before completely torpedoing his campaign.  That statement alone will make sure all the rubes show up in mass to re-elect Felito.

FFS, Texas Democrats have got to bring in some carpetbaggers.  The local talent pool is just utter crap.

[TwiceHorn 31,457]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Saw some headlines that Allred said something along the lines of "We would be better off if the second amendment had never been written."  I mean, he's not wrong and I agree but it would have been nice if he could have made it at least a full week before completely torpedoing his campaign.  That statement alone will make sure all the rubes show up in mass to re-elect Felito.

FFS, Texas Democrats have got to bring in some carpetbaggers.  The local talent pool is just utter crap.

Yeah, oof, gzus.

There are ways to make that point easily without sounding extreme.  That ain't one of em and was a kiss of death for Beto.

[gmr548 16,576]

Saw some headlines that Allred said something along the lines of "We would be better off if the second amendment had never been written."  I mean, he's not wrong and I agree but it would have been nice if he could have made it at least a full week before completely torpedoing his campaign.  That statement alone will make sure all the rubes show up in mass to re-elect Felito.
FFS, Texas Democrats have got to bring in some carpetbaggers.  The local talent pool is just utter crap.

I haven’t seen it, but taking your word for sake of the argument…

I’m tired of pretending that’s a candidate flaw. That’s a Texas flaw.

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The idea is fine in my opinion which is a very small minority opinion in this state.  Not knowing the electorate any better than that is definitely a candidate flaw.  Think it all you want, but in a state full of yee-haw pew pew pew rednecks, shut the fuck up about it.  So I guess my belief is it's both a candidate and state flaw.

Edited May 7, 2023 by Fudge Nuggets

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On 5/5/2023 at 7:05 AM, SubliminalHorn said:

I’m already getting annoyed by his texts lol, but obvi has my vote

My vote and some cash but yeah I unsubscribed from texts, 3 in 2 days. Nope. 

Edited May 7, 2023 by troph

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As for the second amendment - you will energize more votes on gun restrictions for the other side than you will gain. Not sure how you actually play it but I’m pretty sure it involves holding and shooting a gun while you talk about your position on gun laws. If I wasn’t trans and was ok with death threats I’d fucking run - the gun issue isn’t hard - love guns, show you love them, then be like “but not a fan of kids getting mowed down so let’s do something.” 

Edited May 7, 2023 by troph

[fattyflattie 4,639]

18 hours ago, troph said:

As for the second amendment - you will energize more votes on gun restrictions for the other side than you will gain. Not sure how you actually play it but I’m pretty sure it involves holding and shooting a gun while you talk about your position on gun laws. If I wasn’t trans and was ok with death threats I’d fucking run - the gun issue isn’t hard - love guns, show you love them, then be like “but not a fan of kids getting mowed down so let’s do something.” 

You forgot the part about not saying we’d be better off had the 2nd never existed.   Was a nice run. 

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5 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You forgot the part about not saying we’d be better off had the 2nd never existed.   Was a nice run. 

He told the truth, and that's the definition of a gaffe.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,869]

19 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

You forgot the part about not saying we’d be better off had the 2nd never existed.   Was a nice run. 

we'd be 1000x better country if the 2A had never been written. YOU had a nice run. WE are going to change this place for the better. get fucking used to it. or move out. your choice

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

Wait, how did I miss that Frank Haith is running against Cruz in ‘24?

[gmr548 16,576]

On 5/4/2023 at 3:33 PM, SquishMitten said:

If we can get the Minister of Culture to run as a Republican, we could legitimately have a chance to primary Cruz.

Have you been to Texas? A hollywood actor who spoke about the need for gun control laws after Uvalde wouldn't even get 10% of the GOP primary vote.

[gmr548 16,576]

20 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

You forgot the part about not saying we’d be better off had the 2nd never existed.   Was a nice run. 

Of course, if you read the full body of what he actually said, it's pretty sensible and accurate. Don't let that stop the circle jerk though.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ted-cruz-challenger-said-better-second-amendment-not-written

[gmr548 16,576]

On 5/6/2023 at 8:42 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

The idea is fine in my opinion which is a very small minority opinion in this state.  Not knowing the electorate any better than that is definitely a candidate flaw.  Think it all you want, but in a state full of yee-haw pew pew pew rednecks, shut the fuck up about it.  So I guess my belief is it's both a candidate and state flaw.

If the people of Texas can't even muster the simply not-too-far below average intelligence required to understand the full body of what he said, as quoted above by he socialists at FOX News, then we deserve Ted Cruz.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,416]

16 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

If the people of Texas can't even muster the simply not-too-far below average intelligence required to understand the full body of what he said, as quoted above by he socialists at FOX News, then we deserve Ted Cruz.

If you're explaining you're losing. Most of these morons won't bother learning the truth, just the soundbite. It's why stupid wins. 

[gmr548 16,576]

If you're explaining you're losing. Most of these morons won't bother learning the truth, just the soundbite. It's why stupid wins. 

Right. Stupid wins, aka it’s a Texas problem.

[fattyflattie 4,639]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

we'd be 1000x better country if the 2A had never been written. YOU had a nice run. WE are going to change this place for the better. get fucking used to it. or move out. your choice

Hahhahahaa.  Thank you. I needed that today.