Cruz vs Allred - 2024

[Js1 85353]

7 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I’ll admit I don’t typically watch commercials during games and I don’t live in Texas so this is my first real look at Texas political ads. Is transgender issues the only thing of political note in Texas right now? Did I miss when you guys got an influx that are taking over the state?

It’s the biggest issue facing Texans right now. The takeover by the trans, duh 

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7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Holy fuck quit ruining this game!

1234. I'm pissed off enough at what's happening, and then to segue into a commercial that ends with Cruz's nasally "I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this ad"..

6 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I’ll admit I don’t typically watch commercials during games and I don’t live in Texas so this is my first real look at Texas political ads. Is transgender issues the only thing of political note in Texas right now? Did I miss when you guys got an influx that are taking over the state?

Yes, many of us have been kidnapped off the street and had our genders changed.

I've got two kids, and in the last week, one of them has had their gender forcibly changed at school.  Twice.

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

4 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I’ll admit I don’t typically watch commercials during games and I don’t live in Texas so this is my first real look at Texas political ads. Is transgender issues the only thing of political note in Texas right now? Did I miss when you guys got an influx that are taking over the state?

Parents in Leander are sending boys named Braydyn to Whitestone Elementary and when he comes home he identifies as Lt. Col Brayleigh, she/her!!!

[Dr. Teeth 5845]

Damn, I didn’t realize the war the state was fighting right now. Good luck to all of you. But have you guys just tried playing some Gloria Gaynor and having a dance/BBQ party with them. Seems to be a possible solution. 

[Bullneck 19108]

11 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I’ll admit I don’t typically watch commercials during games and I don’t live in Texas so this is my first real look at Texas political ads. Is transgender issues the only thing of political note in Texas right now? Did I miss when you guys got an influx that are taking over the state?

It's really the only thing that matters right now. I was talking to a Russian soldier just back from the front in Ukraine and he said they're OK with having massive casualties but if they were to find out it was from a transgendered army, hell, they'd just quit.  

(goddamit ewers, the guys in orange) 

[Js1 85353]

1 minute ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Damn, I didn’t realize the war the state was fighting right now. Good luck to all of you. But have you guys just tried playing some Gloria Gaynor and having a dance/BBQ party with them. Seems to be a possible solution. 

Unity brunch 

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

Asshole is definitely at the game.  There’s no other explanation. 

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37 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Damn, I didn’t realize the war the state was fighting right now. Good luck to all of you. But have you guys just tried playing some Gloria Gaynor and having a dance/BBQ party with them. Seems to be a possible solution. 

Apparently the Republicans are relying on the olds to show up and save them.

It's fucking ridiculous how many anti-Trans ads have ran tonight.

[Fudge Nuggets 19195]

When you rely on transphobia, you are not a serious person.  But you’re a perfect candidate for the rubes in this shitty state.

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18 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

When you rely on transphobia, you are not a serious person.  But you’re a perfect candidate for the rubes in this shitty state.

I don't think I've heard a single ad from Cruz or Trump tonight talking about what they've done.  It's all about what they claim Kamala/Allred will do.  95% Trans, 5% economy (which is weird).

I get that the immigrant stuff was catching them a lot of shit, and Trump couldn't help himself publicly talking about going after legal immigrants/asylum seekers, but this is some Nazi shit - finding a small group of people who can't defend themselves and demonizing the fuck out of them.  Making sure the ads are dark and imply they are coming for your kids. Just like the Nazis in the 30s.

[Firemans4Horn 18077]

Ted Cruz has done nothing for Texans in 12 years. He has nothing to run on. 

[StassneyHorn 6583]

I need to know the amount of money Republicans have spent on ads to tell you about ONE transgender operation in California

[Macanudo 12979]

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ted Cruz has done nothing for Texans in 12 years. He has nothing to run on. 

And yet, he'll still win.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

Allred doesn't even trust parents. Hell he's probably celebrating our win over Tech tonight too, losing those three votes. 

[Js1 85353]

So are the surgeries happening in the school or are they kidnapping the kids and taking them to the hospital?

Seems like having a genital chop shop might be noticed by the TEA. 

[Fastbreak 3985]

I had no idea that Aldred was going school to school and doing sex changes on 6th graders. He also apparently hasn’t fixed the Texas boarder and he drinks kitten blood.

[Disco Strangler 1878]

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

12 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I had no idea that Aldred was going school to school and doing sex changes on 6th graders. He also apparently hasn’t fixed the Texas boarder and he drinks kitten blood.

What happens to the penjses?@CHAD BRISCOE

[texastough 1129]

I was leaning towards voting Allred but I just can't in good conscience now that I know he wants to sterilize my kids 

[TwiceHorn 31489]

Kim Ogg can suck my dick.

[chainsaw 9869]

Pop up ad-caliber discourse has now become mainstream for a major political party.

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28 minutes ago, texastough said:

I was leaning towards voting Allred but I just can't in good conscience now that I know he wants to sterilize my kids 

You mean he hasn't already?

[Pods 7552]

2 more weeks. 

Edited November 6 by Pods

[Sawbonz 27565]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

So are the surgeries happening in the school or are they kidnapping the kids and taking them to the hospital?

Seems like having a genital chop shop might be noticed by the TEA. 

I’m pretty sure they are taking them to a military base

[Your Mom 4806]

Our teachers are already overworked and underpaid. And now they have to cut off all these dicks for no extra pay. 

[chainsaw 9869]

4 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

Our teachers are already overworked and underpaid. And now they have to cut off all these dicks for no extra pay. 

They do it for the love of the game dawg

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2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I had no idea that Aldred was going school to school and doing sex changes on 6th graders. He also apparently hasn’t fixed the Texas boarder and he drinks kitten blood.

For a group of people who claim to believe that if you were born one way, you'll always remain that way and that you can't change, they sure seem convinced that Kamala and Allred can do it.

[aggie08 21504]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Apparently the Republicans are relying on the olds to show up and save them.

It's fucking ridiculous how many anti-Trans ads have ran tonight.

1) It's pathetic and desperate and all they've got. 

2) It's going to work in Texas, and has a puncher's chance of working nationally.

[SydneyCarton 48108]

8 hours ago, Pods said:

 

@SydneyCarton Was Ted Cruz in those seats, or was he a strong enough jinx to curse us from off-site?

I didn’t see him. He want in the same seats as last time. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

He has to have been there. Offensive lines don’t just crater like that without witchcraft. 

[CTC2 2797]

10 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

I had no idea that Aldred was going school to school and doing sex changes on 6th graders. He also apparently hasn’t fixed the Texas boarder and he drinks kitten blood.

All under the nose of Hot Wheels who apparently had no idea. 

[Js1 85353]

1 hour ago, CTC2 said:

All under the nose of Hot Wheels who apparently had no idea. 

All the things that go wrong in Texas are the fault of Democrats who haven’t held a state office since, what, 98? Don’t have a majority of the TX house or senate. Haven’t held a U.S. senate seat in a billion years. Haven’t been a majority of the House delegation in ages. 

[tx ind 7013]

9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

All the things that go wrong in Texas are the fault of Democrats who haven’t held a state office since, what, 98? Don’t have a majority of the TX house or senate. Haven’t held a U.S. senate seat in a billion years. Haven’t been a majority of the House delegation in ages. 

They don’t want to solve problems, they just want everyday to be Fesitvus and perpetually air grievances 

[Red Five 40859]

I can't believe Allred wants schools to perform gender reassignment surgery on elementary school kids without their parents' permission. That, IMO, is just plain rude.

[Pato del Muerto 52507]

11 hours ago, texastough said:

I was leaning towards voting Allred but I just can't in good conscience now that I know he wants to sterilize my kids 

Yeah I guess the Covid vaccine sterilization didn’t take?

[Bozo_Casanova 26472]

32 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I can't believe Allred wants schools to perform gender reassignment surgery on elementary school kids without their parents' permission. That, IMO, is just plain rude.

The Democrats are turning our Kaseys and Jadens into Kayceigh and Jadyn!

[South Austin 52515]

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I can't believe Allred wants schools to perform gender reassignment surgery on elementary school kids without their parents' permission. That, IMO, is just plain rude.

“Billy, one more wise crack in class and you lose a penis!”

[Michael Knight 12981]

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I can't believe Allred wants schools to perform gender reassignment surgery on elementary school kids without their parents' permission. That, IMO, is just plain rude.

He also wants to do it to our military, even the children

[TwiceHorn 31489]

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

He also wants to do it to our military, even the children

That commercial is sad as hell.  Old guy seems pretty lucid but I think has been taken advantage of. 

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

He also wants to do it to our military, even the children

And he wants to do it to illegal immigrant children who are in our military.  I didn’t  even know we had child soldiers!

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53 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That commercial is sad as hell.  Old guy seems pretty lucid but I think has been taken advantage of. 

It really is sad. He comes across as a scared old man who lost his legs 50 years ago who is gaslighted into believing that trans kids are a threat to him.

[StassneyHorn 6583]

Good chance he had his dick blown off. I understand his misplaced anger. 

Actually I don’t. Still attached and it even works

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[Covri 6249]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

That commercial is sad as hell.  Old guy seems pretty lucid but I think has been taken advantage of. 

 

36 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It really is sad. He comes across as a scared old man who lost his legs 50 years ago who is gaslighted into believing that trans kids are a threat to him.

Tim Lee is an evangelical preacher and chairman of the board of trustees at Liberty University, he’s not some random old man. 

[aggie08 21504]

39 minutes ago, Covri said:

Tim Lee is an evangelical

Say no more.

[Fastbreak 3985]

Tim Lee is an evangelical preacher and chairman of the board of trustees at Liberty University, he’s not some random old man. 

So you are saying he had no dick to start with?

[Disco Strangler 1878]

ZERO Buku.  

 

 

Edited October 21 by Disco Strangler
Fixin dupe image

[deech 2280]

33 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

So you are saying he had no dick to start with?

 

[Dnaguy 11985]

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And he wants to do it to illegal immigrant children who are in our military.  I didn’t  even know we had child soldiers!

Child soldiers should be left alone to their night terrors, PTSD, and life long trauma of war without the worry of getting forced sex changes.

It really just comes down to basic human decency.

[Okie State 3821]

5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

He also wants to do it to our military, even the children

I heard that line and said what the fuck? How fucking stupid do you have to be for this to work on you?

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2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Child soldiers should be left alone to their night terrors, PTSD, and life long trauma of war without the worry of getting forced sex changes.

It really just comes down to basic human decency.

So if we knew of some kids that could use an attitude adjustment that doesn’t involve their parents getting child protective services called out on them, how could we sign our twelve year-olds up for the military would somebody go about exploring the option of enlisting their child in the military?