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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's pathetic when you see hot wheels commercials for Cruz.....you know their internals and shit have to be crazy to have the governor running ads

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible are going to win Cruz many votes though.

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They always act like that somehow Texas has been Republican forever, and all true Texans are Republicans, as if all history prior to 1994 never happened.

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s so weird. Why does he talk like that? 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably suffered some traumatic brain injury at some point in his life. 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

I wish someone would wheel him into the middle of a remote forest and then aggy bonfire him.

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5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

Or just wheel him under a tree and let his natural predator work. 

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13 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

He’s really saying Keep Texas dumb, sick, poor and white. 

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Posted
3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cruz is closing with a bill against “AI Porn deepfakes”. 
 

he is just such a weird fucking guy. 

Yes.  Yes he is.

 

Ted Cruz's Favorite Porn Star Cory Chase Is More Patriotic Than He ...

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My God, if Allred pulls this off and Harris wipes the floor with the dotard's ass to the tune of >320 EC votes I might eat at Chilis every night for an entire month.

Thanksgiving dinner?  Ultimate Smokehouse Combo por favor.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

My God, if Allred pulls this off and Harris wipes the floor with the dotard's ass to the tune of >320 EC votes I might eat at Chilis every night for an entire month.

Thanksgiving dinner?  Ultimate Smokehouse Combo por favor.

 

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Posted
5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

He's already trying to tell Federal election monitors to go pound sand

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17 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

I mean he bragged that he stole Texas from Biden in 2020...

Crazy that he is still in office after that.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Go to prison or join a JV girls volleyball team. 

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm sure the folks at Chili's have a cleaver

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Now that Brickhorn pointed out Cruz not being in his own ads, I can't stop laughing about it.  Don't remember seeing another campaign where that happened.  Dude is so hated his own campaign people know that putting him in his ads will just piss people off even more.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm too old for the military.  I think you can get your gender reassignment at Walgreens.  They talk walk-ins.

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5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

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Posted
Just now, MidTexHorn said:

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

They do surgery daily at your wife's school?

Posted
On 11/2/2024 at 10:25 PM, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

"It will only hurt our numbers if we remind people you exist"

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Posted (edited)
2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

But it is already being done with Cruz in office. It appears there is nothing left for Allred to do. 

Republicans are the only ones who can save us from the hellscape that is Republican controlled Texas.

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