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Hank Kingsley
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Texans watching Allred fuck Ted Cruz on the debate stage tonight. 

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I was at a friends house watching the UT game and there were other "friends" there that were aggy waiting for our game to end. One of those transgender prisoner commercials came on - now mind you I wa

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Hey, motherfucker, YOU repeatedly claim to have all kinds of connections in the TX GQP. It's not MY responsibility for YOUR party to put up someone who isn't a "walking piece of toxic human shit" agai

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Have to say, flooding the zone with women and women doctors talking about the horrific impacts of Dobbs and tagging it the Ted Cruz Abortion Ban is probably the best thing Allred could be doing right now. 

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5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's pathetic when you see hot wheels commercials for Cruz.....you know their internals and shit have to be crazy to have the governor running ads

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible are going to win Cruz many votes though.

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Pato del Muerto

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Just now, Gap03 said:

Not sure the ads with Abbott repeatedly saying "Texas" in the most annoying fucking way possible are going to win Cruz many votes though.

Keep texas Texas by electing the Canadian, not the guy from Dallas that played football at a Texas university and then for a Texas nfl team before representing a Texas district in congress. 

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10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

It’s so weird. Why does he talk like that? 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say he probably suffered some traumatic brain injury at some point in his life. 

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5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

Or just wheel him under a tree and let his natural predator work. 

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12 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

 

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13 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

Keep Texas Texas sounds so stupid and idiotic. I wish someone would wheel Abbott over a fucking cliff.

He’s really saying Keep Texas dumb, sick, poor and white. 

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5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

He's already trying to tell Federal election monitors to go pound sand

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17 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

It's nice to think that Allred can beat Cruz, but you know that Paxton will engage in whatever fuckery he needs to make Cruz win.

I mean he bragged that he stole Texas from Biden in 2020...

Crazy that he is still in office after that.

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2 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm sure the folks at Chili's have a cleaver

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Now that Brickhorn pointed out Cruz not being in his own ads, I can't stop laughing about it.  Don't remember seeing another campaign where that happened.  Dude is so hated his own campaign people know that putting him in his ads will just piss people off even more.

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1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

I'm too old for the military.  I think you can get your gender reassignment at Walgreens.  They talk walk-ins.

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5 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

If Allred wins where is everyone going for their gender reassignments or do we have to join the military first? 

Send your kids to my wife’s school to get them reassigned. They’re doing that shit daily there. 

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On 11/2/2024 at 10:25 PM, BrickHorn said:

It’s hilarious how Ted Cruz doesn’t appear in his own ads. It’s clearly purposeful and probably a smart move. The worst pitch for Ted Cruz is Ted Cruz himself. 

"It will only hurt our numbers if we remind people you exist"

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2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

But it is already being done with Cruz in office. It appears there is nothing left for Allred to do. 

Republicans are the only ones who can save us from the hellscape that is Republican controlled Texas.

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