America has a Moscow Mitch problem

[tx 3 putt 76419]

Fuck this douche and his wife 

[Gil Bang 25899]

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11810]

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Thanks.  That warms my heart a bit.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

Lulz waving Russian flags and chanting Moscow Mitch. 

[atomheartbevo 89456]

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz waving Russian flags and chanting Moscow Mitch. 

Prepare for another whiny speech tomorrow on the Senate floor.  I'm sure this rustled his jimmies.

[Post Oak 20187]

No respite for any of these bastards. Huckabee Cruz MoscowMitch. None  

[Bama Chick 28596]

That’s a shame.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

No way Mitch would lie about something like that to avoid public appearances.

[DigglerontheHoof 21069]

He’s a spineless bitch 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

shit....too bad he didn't break his fucking neck.

[atomheartbevo 89456]

Damn, his wife doesn't fuck around.

[Chooky 13302]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Damn, his wife doesn't fuck around.

I bet she does, though. 

[Js1 85122]

Rand’s neighbor strikes again! 

Or ANTIFA

[RayDog 682]

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

No respite for any of these bastards. Huckabee Cruz MoscowMitch. None  

And Red Don.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

That’s a shame.
 

 

Thoughts and prayers.

[mdmost 42866]

The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

[burntorangebongos 10681]

https://twitter.com/AnnieHall58/status/1158136023865577473?s=20

MoscowMitch fulfilling my broke neck fantasy.

[HornOnTheBayou 8881]

Really bad news! Mitch McConnell fractured his shoulder. Too bad!

[Biff Tannen 45500]

I feel like I'm on of the only people that gets this, but makes me laugh regardless.

[Chad Fuck 17568]

That’s a shame.

Tripped. Likely story.

I heard he was blowing Putin and missed a stroke.

Although at his age any day you miss a stroke is a good day.

[Gil Bang 25899]

No way the fucking treason turtle isn't faking it.

[Guest Lobo]

Tomorrow morning, one of the injured El Paso victims is gonna make it into work on Monday and tweet, "Continue to work and heal up from home MoscowMitch, I'll be at my desk if you need anything."  

Edited August 5, 2019 by Lobo

[Horn Dog 9674]

I would of preferred a fractured hip and several fractured ribs for Moscow Mitch. 

[Guest Lobo]

Supposedly the "meme wars" have really taken off with this MoscowMitch thing, but this fucking millennial generation with the turtle pics and all that.  C'mon guys, do some fucking research.  The true goldmine of MoscowMitch humor is just sitting there, waiting undercover to be activated, just a mere 300 miles from the Kentucky border.  

Yakov Smirnoff is in Branson, Missouri...just 300 miles from Kentucky.  Waiting to help, "In Soviet Moscow, they break shoulder for you."  It's the comedic gold that McConnell voters love.  

[JimmyJames 12271]

What a coward 

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

поскорее поправляйся, Mitch 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20345]

#massacremitch is trending on Twitter right now.

[Guest Lobo]

Good, and I want the gang to make the 3-hour drive down to Kentucky from Hawkins, IN and confront this Russian asshole!  

 

[Pancho 44492]

 

[kevwun 15659]

Now that is a fucking good one.

[tx 3 putt 76419]

#treasonturtle 

[Captainant 27471]

Proof positive that Mitch can bring a motion to the floor

[Hugo Stiglitz 23362]

[suddenly shaggy 929]

10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He’s a spineless bitch 

Probably why he broke his shoulder. It didn't have anything to connect to and was vulnerable just quivering there in his gelatinous torso. 

[Voldemort86 2259]

The only thing I’m disappointed about is that he landed on his shoulder instead of his fucking skull.

 

this guy is a toxic douchebag whose trying to keep the whole country stuck in the 1950’s as long as he possibly can. 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Mitch is the worst. Total sociopath. 

 

[Post Oak 20187]

11 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Mitch is the worst. Total sociopath. 

 

Amy don't be a pussy.  Go after him.  

[retread 2951]

Lawlessness!! teeheehee. Suck it libs.

[RomaVicta 29802]

On NPR last week there was a story about how McConnell overcame a 40 point deficit to overtake and defeat the incumbent Kentucky senator. He hired Roger Ailes who thought up a campaign attacking the incumbent because of the votes he missed in the Senate.

The ad had bloodhounds searching in vain for the opponent. The opponent became a laughing stock and was unseated.

It would be so sweet if that's coming around for Moscow Mitch. He is offered up as the epitome of what is bad about the GOP much like they used Tip O'Neill back in the 80's.

DNC, use this tool! (Double entendre intended.)

 

[GRHorn 105]

20 hours ago, mdmost said:

The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

[mdmost 42866]

But Harry Reid!

[Horn Dog 9674]

Every time this thread get bumped I check it like its Christmas morning hoping for news of Moscow Mitch’s death.  Sigh....

[GRHorn 105]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

But Harry Reid!

No not that.

More of a, if it makes you better then ok, but it will have no effect. 

[RomaVicta 29802]

Maybe he'll go out like Rasputin.

Quote

When the body was retrieved two days later from the river, it appeared as if Rasputin had tried to claw is way out from the ice. He died from drowning after being unsuccessfully poisoned, shot three times and beaten. He was buried in secret to avoid desecration. Thus ended Grigory Yefrimovich Rasputin.

Moscow Mitch would likely require secret burial for the same reason.

[Chooky 13302]

 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

31 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

Voters don't care about process.   But they might care about the substance of what's being blocked from the floor. 

[elguapo 4583]

 

 

Edited August 5, 2019 by elguapo
messed up

[Biff Tannen 45500]

2 minutes ago, elguapo said:

https://twitter.com/SarahBurris/status/1158486643873079296?s=20

it's coming

[mdmost 42866]

That reporter is quite rude.

[Voldemort86 2259]

2 hours ago, elguapo said:

 

 

Most of those kids will be living in a trailer in the next few years.