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1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Lulz waving Russian flags and chanting Moscow Mitch. 

Prepare for another whiny speech tomorrow on the Senate floor.  I'm sure this rustled his jimmies.

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The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

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Tomorrow morning, one of the injured El Paso victims is gonna make it into work on Monday and tweet, "Continue to work and heal up from home MoscowMitch, I'll be at my desk if you need anything."  

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Supposedly the "meme wars" have really taken off with this MoscowMitch thing, but this fucking millennial generation with the turtle pics and all that.  C'mon guys, do some fucking research.  The true goldmine of MoscowMitch humor is just sitting there, waiting undercover to be activated, just a mere 300 miles from the Kentucky border.  

Yakov Smirnoff is in Branson, Missouri...just 300 miles from Kentucky.  Waiting to help, "In Soviet Moscow, they break shoulder for you."  It's the comedic gold that McConnell voters love.  

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Good, and I want the gang to make the 3-hour drive down to Kentucky from Hawkins, IN and confront this Russian asshole!  

 

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10 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He’s a spineless bitch 

Probably why he broke his shoulder. It didn't have anything to connect to and was vulnerable just quivering there in his gelatinous torso. 

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The only thing I’m disappointed about is that he landed on his shoulder instead of his fucking skull.

 

this guy is a toxic douchebag whose trying to keep the whole country stuck in the 1950’s as long as he possibly can. 

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On NPR last week there was a story about how McConnell overcame a 40 point deficit to overtake and defeat the incumbent Kentucky senator. He hired Roger Ailes who thought up a campaign attacking the incumbent because of the votes he missed in the Senate.

The ad had bloodhounds searching in vain for the opponent. The opponent became a laughing stock and was unseated.

It would be so sweet if that's coming around for Moscow Mitch. He is offered up as the epitome of what is bad about the GOP much like they used Tip O'Neill back in the 80's.

DNC, use this tool! (Double entendre intended.)

 

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20 hours ago, mdmost said:

The Democrats need to be hammering his ass on TV every day about the bills he's refused to bring to the floor. Every fucking day. 

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

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Maybe he'll go out like Rasputin.

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When the body was retrieved two days later from the river, it appeared as if Rasputin had tried to claw is way out from the ice. He died from drowning after being unsuccessfully poisoned, shot three times and beaten. He was buried in secret to avoid desecration. Thus ended Grigory Yefrimovich Rasputin.

Moscow Mitch would likely require secret burial for the same reason.

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31 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

You mean like Republicans did to Harry Reid?  Go ahead. Doesn’t make a shit. 

Voters don't care about process.   But they might care about the substance of what's being blocked from the floor. 



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