America has a Moscow Mitch problem

[Brisketexan 106627]

You know, I always figured you'd lead us in a mass suicide jump off the ledge. But your leading us in taking a mass surly-shit off of it onto McConnell's grave seems more apropos for some reason.

It’s quite on-brand for this crew, I’ll give you that.

[DDD Dad 14571]

I will bring the scotch.

[Gatorubet 30631]

It’s quite on-brand for this crew, I’ll give you that.

If we can do it at his hospice, I’m in.

[Doc Sam Beckett 5854]

I'll map out the taco bell locations along the way 

[Brisketexan 106627]

42 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'll map out the taco bell locations along the way 

No need.  I'll lay in a supply of a few cases of these, and we're hittin the road and we ain't stoppin' for nuthin' till we get to the promised land.....

[Biff Tannen 46061]

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No need.  I'll lay in a supply of a few cases of these, and we're hittin the road and we ain't stoppin' for nuthin' till we get to the promised land.....

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

[Pescado_Rojo 19559]

We're gonna give Moscow Mitch a Hot Brown he'll never forget! 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Y’all nasty.

[Mapache 1117]

 

[burntorangebongos 10809]

But in a glorious way. Now I want him to hurry up and die so I can read the posts of this epic saga as it unfolds.

[JimmyJames 12271]

Moscow Mitch set to give a speech this morning. Probably gonna lay out how he plans to assist trump in his ongoing effort to obstruct congress. 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

Back to the grind.  
 

 

[atomheartbevo 90548]

Mitch acting like a teen guy finding out his gf isn’t pregnant and high-fiving his buddies.   But when asked if he will go bareback again, given that he was just shitting bricks while waiting on the test results, all he can talk about is that she didn’t get pregnant last time.  

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Back to the grind.  
 

 

jesus, that lizard suit is trying to fall off

[Jive Turkey 12930]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

47 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

So the same thing he did to Obama, and the same thing he's been doing since the Dems took the House. 

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

So the same thing he did to Obama, and the same thing he's been doing since the Dems took the House. 

To be fair it's not like they accomplished much when they had both all three branches.

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

7 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

To be fair it's not like they accomplished much when they had both all three branches.

True. Funny how they were happy to give military aid to Ukraine back then but none of them cared about the Bidens. Or building a border wall. 

Edited March 7, 2020 by WhatTheBuck

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

...And just made another contribution to McGrath’s campaign.  

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13619]

If only Dems would elect someone that isn't a radical leftist who could reach across the aisle...

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

12 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

So tired of the country being held hostage because the hillbilly slapdicks of Kentucky can’t get their shit together. Fuck them, throw them out of the Union.

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

10 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

...And just made another contribution to McGrath’s campaign.  

Why don’t you just take your money out to the driveway and set it on fire?

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

11 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why don’t you just take your money out to the driveway and set it on fire?

God knows I’ve spent more and gotten less time and time again.  Why stop now?

Besides, regardless of politics, it’s time for the Senate to actually debate and vote on issues. Enough of this goally mentality. If my contribution helps to change that, then it’s money well spent.  If it doesn’t, I know I did a bit more than sit around bitching and quipping on a football message board.

[Chad Fuck 18092]

God knows I’ve spent more and gotten less time and time again.  Why stop now?
Besides, regardless of politics, it’s time for the Senate to actually debate and vote on issues. Enough of this goally mentality. If my contribution helps to change that, then it’s money well spent.  If it doesn’t, I know I did a bit more than sit around bitching and quipping on a football message board.

Word. I can only vote in Texas. If my money helps get the message out in KY, I’m good with that.

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

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If I'm still the majority leader in the Senate think of me as the Grim Reaper. 

Play his soundbite rejecting the house proposal, then the grim reaper quote.

Amy McGrath should hammer this shit out of him over this.

[elfenix 34658]

On 3/7/2020 at 10:32 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

So tired of the country being held hostage because the hillbilly slapdicks of Kentucky can’t get their shit together. Fuck them, throw them out of the Union.

let's get rid of every state beginning with the letter K for good measure. 

[tx 3 putt 78470]

Moscow Mitch going to Moscow Mitch 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

surely that's an ethics violation, at the very least? can a senator essentially coerce judges to retire? that doesn't feel very legal, but I'm no lawyer.

[henrygandorf 29221]

appointing judges in an election year....so oddly familiar.

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Seems like the proper thread for this.

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/getmitch

[Voldemort86 2259]

6 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

This guy is a low down piece of shit.

 

 

[Francisco 2.0 32543]

Fuck you Mitch.  You deserve anything negative coming your way.

https://amp.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article241231726.html?__twitter_impression=true

 

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U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s campaign called on a potential Democratic opponent — former Marine Corps pilot Amy McGrath — to stop running political advertisements during the COVID-19 pandemic.

“Amy McGrath’s decision to blanket the airwaves with deceitful ads during the coronavirus outbreak is tasteless and shameful,” said McConnell campaign manager Kevin Golden. “As Kentuckians adjust their daily lives and schedules to help stem the outbreak, the last thing they need to see on TV is negative political advertising. The McGrath campaign must stop airing all of their advertisements.” 

 

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McGrath has been running advertisements in Kentucky since July, when she first announced her campaign for U.S. Senate. Recently, she has been running national ads on MSNBC and Fox News in an effort to boost her already prolific fundraising totals. 

“Amy is well aware of the stress the coronavirus pandemic is causing Kentuckians and our nation. The only person who doesn’t seem to understand that is Sen. McConnell,” said Terry Sebastian, a spokesman for McGrath. “He has a 35-year failed track record on issues like health care and jobs in Kentucky, and now — during a public health crisis — he took a long weekend instead of doing his job and working to pass a relief package immediately.”

The Kentucky primaries were slated for May 19, but Gov. Andy Beshear delayed the primary by 35 days to June 23.

 

 

 

 

[TwiceHorn 31987]

7 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

What's really interesting is that that is driven by fear. Fear I didn't know they had.

[TwiceHorn 31987]

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Fuck you Mitch.  You deserve anything negative coming your way.

https://amp.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article241231726.html?__twitter_impression=true

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's straight up Atwater/Rove 101.  Do it, Colonel!  Blast the fuck out of him.  Launch em right up his crusty tailpipe.

Edited March 17, 2020 by TwiceHorn

[Francisco 2.0 32543]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

What's really interesting is that that is driven by fear. Fear I didn't know they had.

 

Fear that the President of their party is a massive fuckup, there's no hiding it now, and there might not be any saving him this time.

Or fear coming from the realization that something finally happened between impeachment and Election Day that they can no longer control.

 

[TwiceHorn 31987]

Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Fear that the President of their party is a massive fuckup, there's no hiding it now, and there might not be any saving him this time.

Or fear coming from the realization that something finally happened between impeachment and Election Day that they can no longer control.

 

Well both of those, leading to fear they will lose the Senate.

[tx 3 putt 78470]

fuck him, he needs to go back to those kentucky hills and rot away 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34079]

Despite the people of Kentucky, they don't deserve Mitch McConnell. 

[Gengs1 2583]

9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Despite the people of Kentucky, they don't deserve Mitch McConnell. 

They deserve all that shit and more.

they aren’t powerless where they are forced with him like North Korea. They keep on voting for the same person and deserve this and more, fuck em

[4th&Five 41904]

8 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

They deserve all that shit and more.

they aren’t powerless where they are forced with him like North Korea. They keep on voting for the same person and deserve this and more, fuck em

Now do Texas. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

This is very, very good.

[Post Oak 20551]

I'm all for these ads and the demise for Mitch but I doubt it's devastating to him.

 

I hope it is

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

Kind of meh. That won't turn off a single Mitch supporter. 

[Post Oak 20551]

Yep. They need to get dirtier

[Chad Fuck 18092]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Yep. They need to get dirtier

This. 

[Dnaguy 12572]

Get really dirty.

Like maybe insinuate that his Chinese wife and her family’s large Chinese wealth is somehow responsible for the Chinese virus.

There are no rules anymore. The ends justify the means IMHO.

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

On 12/18/2019 at 3:52 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

 

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd be getting into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4132]

9 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

Get really dirty.

Like maybe insinuate that his Chinese wife and her family’s large Chinese wealth is somehow responsible for the Chinese virus.

There are no rules anymore. The ends justify the means IMHO.

I get the ruthlessness and anger, but resist the urge to become what you hate.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Degenerate Gardner

[Brisketexan 106627]

I get the ruthlessness and anger, but resist the urge to become what you hate.

Anything short of deployment of the guillotine is admirable restraint.