America has a Moscow Mitch problem

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1 hour ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I get the ruthlessness and anger, but resist the urge to become what you hate.

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

All I'm saying is that relying on ends to justify means is an inherently fraught path to walk. One man's efficient justice is another's swift injustice. I don't trust anyone other than myself to make such judgements, and even I'm not that good.

Edited March 20, 2020 by Degenerate Gardner

[WhatTheBuck 28,717]

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge and I knew we'd be getting into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I should probably update my quarantine playlist. 

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

 

[LABEVO 928]

This would be great

 

[Biff Tannen 45,500]

14 hours ago, LABEVO said:

This would be great

 

That would just be glorious, but what does that really mean?  Just that the majority of senators present would be Ds?  

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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

That would just be glorious, but what does that really mean?  Just that the majority of senators present would be Ds?  

When you say D's do you mean Democrats or Dickheads?

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5 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

When you say D's do you mean Democrats or Dickheads?

Low hanging fruit and not really clever.  But then, we're amidst an epidemic because republicans were never really smart.  DOTARD Grifter out front is a beacon.  

[pacman 7,331]

Here goes Moscow Mitch, dividing the country again on cnn

Edited March 23, 2020 by pacman

[mdmost 42,866]

So do we get banned if we say we're okay with Rand possibly given Moscow Bitch the covid, hypothetically speaking of course?

[pacman 7,331]

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,072]

1 minute ago, pacman said:

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

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22 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

What's amazing is the guy is a fumbling idiot..that "speech" was about 3 sentences repeated 30 times to cover 10 minutes. My HS debate/speech teacher would have thrown me out of class of I ever presented that shit.

But, Mitch wins and Chuck did little to rebuttal.

How did Chuck not lead with, "The Republicans will give billions to big business and allow them to layoff as many workers as they want?"

Chuck didn't even mention that fact, which, along with the slush fund, are easily the largest soundbites of the bill.

Edited March 23, 2020 by pacman

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

He's a blazing cunt.  A blazing cunt who owns the Dems.  He makes them his bitch at every turn and they're fucking helpless against him.  Pathetic. 

Sure. If Nancy Pelosi tells him he can.

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Anytime this thread gets bumped I keep hoping for well... you know.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Anytime this thread gets bumped I keep hoping for well... you know.

Gotta have a heart to die from a heart attack.  Once Putin drops, maybe turtle, Cheney and the rest of the heartless, soulless bastards will cease as well.  

[pacman 7,331]

Quote

A provision for the FDA to approve “innovative” sunscreens—that happen to be made in Florence, Ky., by L’Oreal—appeared in the bill, which was steered in the Senate by Majority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/who-got-special-deals-in-the-stimulus-and-why-they-got-them/ar-BB11Ls1G?ocid=ientp

Edited March 27, 2020 by pacman

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On 3/23/2020 at 11:19 AM, pacman said:

Mitch is a cockroach. He would survive a nuclear war.

 

5 hours ago, pacman said:

 

Well now the cockroach won’t even have to run from the sunlight, with his new innovative sunscreen.  We can still hope for a giant shoe. 

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

I don't think he'll survive the next election, tbh.  If Trump wouldn't have come along and draw this enormous spotlight on all the graft in DC, then yeah, he'd survive.  But in a unforeseen way, I think the swamp will be drained by Trump's actions.  And I don't think Trump gives one crap about politics, he's just siphoned money from the public funds into his own, and developed his loving base to prop up his fragile ego.   

So either McConnell jumped on the grifting train hard because he knows he's on his way out and is doing a massive money grab, or he was blackmailed into it.  I think the former.

Will be interesting to see if any of his descendants decide they don't want to be associated with his dirty money or tainted name.   

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

I wish you were right, but I know you are 100% wrong.  Moscow Mitch will be around longer than any of us.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

I hate this Turtle-ass mother fuck.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Fantastic article and I will 100% buy the ex Mrs. McConnell’s book.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,345]

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Fantastic article and I will 100% buy the ex Mrs. McConnell’s book.

 

That is tremendous. That part about how McConnell hates Trump is hilarious. 

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3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

That is tremendous. That part about how McConnell hates Trump is hilarious. 

He is in love with power. He will blow anyone who lets him taste it. He is like Littlefinger without even the tiny bit of soul that Littlefinger possessed.

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On 3/23/2020 at 11:39 AM, pacman said:

What's amazing is the guy is a fumbling idiot..that "speech" was about 3 sentences repeated 30 times to cover 10 minutes. My HS debate/speech teacher would have thrown me out of class of I ever presented that shit.

But, Mitch wins and Chuck did little to rebuttal.

How did Chuck not lead with, "The Republicans will give billions to big business and allow them to layoff as many workers as they want?"

Chuck didn't even mention that fact, which, along with the slush fund, are easily the largest soundbites of the bill.

Yes...he's a fumblin' idiot....so, what does that tell you about those folks following him that think he's smart?

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,345]

 

[Voldemort86 2,259]

Chuck grassley of Iowa is 86

turtle mitch is only 78

 

i fear we will be stuck with this fucker for another 10+ years. 

[gmr548 16,519]

Jane Mayer, who wrote that New Yorker article, did an interview with NPR's Terry Gross. Covers the relationship with Trump, arrangement with his wife, etc. Equal parts insightful and disturbing. He is a truly spineless man.

https://www.npr.org/2020/04/23/842579283/mitch-mcconnells-calculated-decision-to-become-trump-s-enabler-in-chief-explaine

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

Good thread.

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

Damnit, got my hopes up again.

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11 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

He's a devil.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

It appears that Moscow Mitch’s own daughters despise him. What a legacy to leave behind. My children hated me, but at least i supportered and enabled one Donald Trump.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

This shit keeps going on I bet you start to see assassinations a plenty.  I'm not saying I would do it, but I'd understand.

 

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12 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

While the Kavanuagh bullshit may have fired up the base to keep the blue tsunami down to a blue wave, I think this kind of shit will just blow up in his turtle fucking face.  We saw Wisconsin voters risk their lives to vote these cunts out in the middle of a pandemic.  Keep showing this stuff right up against what these cunts said 4 years ago.  If that doesn't get the result we need, then we live in the society we deserve.

 

[elfenix 34,184]

1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

It appears that Moscow Mitch’s own daughters despise him. What a legacy to leave behind. My children hated me, but at least i supportered and enabled one Donald Trump.

hopefully he leaves behind a hard drive full of damming evidence just like that other asshole. 

[Mapache 1,117]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Holy shit. That was greatness. I need a cigarette after watching that.

These deserve a space at The Smithsonian.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,362]

 

Edited May 12, 2020 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Bama Chick 28,596]

[Chuckie Finster 22,600]

He’s such a goddamned piece of shit.

[4th&Five 41,461]

And I’m sure he’ll say similar things when trump is blasting president Biden on twitter 30 times a day. 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Rand Paul’s neighbor needs to take his show on the road and punch Moscow Mitch is his saggy melty face.

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

14 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

He’s such a goddamned piece of shit.
 

Trump just accused TV pundit Joe Scarborough of murder in a tweet this morning.

Anxiously awaiting Mitch's statement that Trump's behavior was classless.

Edited May 12, 2020 by Jive Turkey

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[Red Five 40,677]

“Classless”. Just amazing.

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On 5/11/2020 at 7:15 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Why does she have two official twitter accounts?

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4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why does she have two official twitter accounts?

Most senators do.  One official senator account and one campaign account 

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