America has a Moscow Mitch problem

[atomheartbevo 90546]

He strikes me as the type who has a “Majority Leader” plaque outside his office.   I’d like to see it taken down while Schumer and Turtle are watching.  

Edited January 31, 2019 by atomheartbevo

[SKJ 1317]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He strikes me as the type who has a “Majority Leader” plaque outside his office.   I’d like to see it taken down while Schumer and Turtle are watching.  

Holy shit, that picture is real.

Ha ha ha ha ha that's incredible

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13707]

Great.  More news stories about his McConnell is going to be tough when dealing with President trump.  

[Goredho 17627]

On 6/26/2018 at 8:30 PM, bad_teammate said:

The "lol effiminate city-dwellers will never be a match for us sturdy rurals" was the Southern narrative right before the North ran a fire train on their asses in the Civil War.

The people are being polite now. They'll stop being polite soon.

Funny you should mention this, I've started teaching a bunch of pussy left-wing latte-sipping hipsters gun safety after they approached me about wanting to learn how to shoot in no small part because they are afraid about the future under alt-right conservatism.

Apparently the Trump administration actually is playing 4D chess when it comes to the 2nd amendment.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Goredho

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

12 hours ago, SKJ said:

Holy shit, that picture is real.

Ha ha ha ha ha that's incredible

It's only real if you're born miserable. 

[SKJ 1317]

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It's only real if you're born miserable. 

¿Que?

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

8 minutes ago, SKJ said:

¿Que?

Look in the lower right hand corner of the image. It's shopped. 

[SKJ 1317]

Oh. Ha ha..  gotcha

[Fudge Nuggets 19407]

2 hours ago, SKJ said:

Oh. Ha ha..  gotcha

You aren't very bright, are you?

[Bruh Man 3160]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[kevwun 16269]

And by compromise he means he expects the Dems to cave on everything while getting nothing in return.

Edited February 6, 2019 by kevwun

[High Plains Drifter 11161]

 

On 2/1/2019 at 12:04 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Look in the lower right hand corner of the image. It's shopped. 

 

Well, only the caption is shopped. That is what McYertle the Turtle actually looks like.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Anytime McConnell even breathes the word obstruction, all reporters or Democrats within earshot should throw some of his famous quotes in his melted face and tell him to shut the fuck up -

The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.

One of my proudest moments was when I looked Barack Obama in the eye and I said, 'Mr. President, you will not fill the Supreme Court vacancy.'

[Mapache 1117]

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Anytime McConnell even breathes the word obstruction, all reporters or Democrats within earshot should throw some of his famous quotes in his melted face and tell him to shut the fuck up -
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly, fuck you Mitch McTurtle ! You senile old hypocrite 

Edited February 7, 2019 by Mapache

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Speaking of obstruction, McConnell is now responsible for the longest government shutdown in US history simply because he refused to take a vote for a month.

[Homercles 10206]

Anytime McConnell even breathes the word obstruction, all reporters or Democrats within earshot should throw some of his famous quotes in his melted face and tell him to shut the fuck up -

The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a one-term president.

One of my proudest moments was when I looked Barack Obama in the eye and I said, 'Mr. President, you will not fill the Supreme Court vacancy.'

Party of NO

[JohnnyRage 1617]

The Daily - What Motivates Mitch McConnell (28min podcast)

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/05/podcasts/the-daily/mitch-mcconnell-senate-trump.html

[Parliament 14559]

Funny you should mention this, I've started teaching a bunch of pussy left-wing latte-sipping hipsters gun safety after they approached me about wanting to learn how to shoot in no small part because they are afraid about the future under alt-right conservatism.

Apparently the Trump administration actually is playing 4D chess when it comes to the 2nd amendment.

I remember something similar after that gay bar (nnawwt) massacre. In both cases, good for them. Minorities are statistically more likely to face violent crime (I think.)

[RPM 26560]

12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Merrick Garland say kiss my ass.

[Horn Dog 10156]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

  Quote 

One of my proudest moments was when I looked Barack Obama in the eye and I said, 'Mr. President, you will not fill the Supreme Court vacancy.'

 

 

 

I wish Obama had played hard ball with Mitch the Bitch.... like record him saying this then play it back in a national address and say this is what the republican leadership has become.  Pure obstructionist with absolutely no decency.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

He forgot horses and buggies.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

They're going to vote on "how they feel" about the GND?  Is that normal protocol?

[Lagunamadre 1975]

19 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

GOP: Picking winners and losers. 

[Post Oak 20551]

35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

They're going to vote on "how they feel" about the GND?  Is that normal protocol?

Good. Let's find out where everyone stands and who needs to be targeted

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Edited February 15, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Biff Tannen 46061]

I'm just going to call McConnell's office over and over and yell fuck you.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Pathetic 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Translation:  Elections are best when they are bought and fuck America.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Don Jr loves cocaine Mitch’s authoritarianism 

 

[triplehorn 2664]

Improve voter turnout by flooding politicians with more cash !

"Because I get to decide what we vote on" = "I can't think of a legitimate reason to avoid a vote on reform and anti-corruption legislation"

what corrupt scumbag.

[elfenix 34658]

[kevwun 16269]

Because fuck you, I don't believe in Democracy.  He should just come out and say it.

[hobbes2702 13351]

40 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Translation:  Elections are best when they are bought and fuck America.

Maybe instead of laughing they should ask a fucking follow up and make him give a real fucking answer

[Biff Tannen 46061]

Yeah, he should probably go away.  I'm not allowed to say what I really think, thanks mods!

[gmr548 16681]

The Dems need to find Kentucky Beto and challenge him in 2020. I know he'd likely win just on partisan lean but there is no way he is well liked. I guarantee he's as worthless a rep for them as Cruz is for us. They could make him really have to work. There is strategic value in that. Plus if he starts going out and meeting voters in person, they'll see how full of shit he is on a whole new level. That plus an appeal to forgotten Appalachia's desire to stick to to the elite, of which he is the definition, and maybe you can shock the world.

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[WhatTheBuck 28904]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, he should probably go away.  I'm not allowed to say what I really think, thanks mods!

I would never wish death on anyone but I eagerly look forward to reading his obituary. 

[Biff Tannen 46061]

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I would never wish death on anyone but I eagerly look forward to reading his obituary. 

Yeah yeah.  Me too.  Would never do that.

[Jack Straw 2955]

15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I would never wish death on anyone but I eagerly look forward to reading his obituary. 

i hope he gets shingles

[burntorangebongos 10809]

I'm hoping this is legit because it makes sense to try to flip his seat. They can run an actual turtle against him and they'll have my money to get him out!

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[David Dennison 19441]

I find it hard to believe that Mitch McConnell is acting like a politically craven hypocrite. There's nothing in his past that would suggest that kind of behavior. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

This is straight up lies.

Edited March 25, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[UncleCharlie 334]

I will piss on his grave before I die.

[Chad Fuck 18090]

1 hour ago, UncleCharlie said:

I will piss on his grave before I die.

Co-signed, but only if I don't have to go to far out of the way.  He doesn't deserve it.