Deodorant *LIKE NEW

[Neikea 245]

Prices very by brand

at least .30 cents under WalMart price

 

[YGIFS 19449]

I'll take some of the Dove sticks (non roll-ons) if you answer me two questions:

1.  Why does your deodorant display table have USB cords?

2.  Did you so violently anti-perspirant to yourself that there is now blood on the front right of the table?  

[Leeroy Jenkins 2397]

WTF?  By like new do you mean you only applied it like one time and now it is time to sell?

 

Can I use the spray on my ball sack?

Edited May 11, 2023 by Leeroy Jenkins

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

5 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

WTF?  By like new do you mean you only applied it like one time and now it is time to sell?

 

Can I use the spray on my ball sack?

The sprays don’t work when the can is upside down but with a little creativity or some help I’m sure you could achieve effective application. 
 

Your experience with the navy may be relevant here. 

Edited May 11, 2023 by Pato del Muerto

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'll take some of the Dove sticks (non roll-ons) if you answer me two questions:

1.  Why does your deodorant display table have USB cords?

2.  Did you so violently anti-perspirant to yourself that there is now blood on the front right of the table?  

1 They are for electric devices

 2 no it is not my blood

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

WTF?  By like new do you mean you only applied it like one time and now it is time to sell?

 

Can I use the spray on my ball sack?

1 no i did not apply they came like this

2 yes

[Neikea 245]

*some of the labels are in a african language 

[Neikea 245]

3/15$

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I'll take some of the Dove sticks (non roll-ons) if you answer me two questions:

1.  Why does your deodorant display table have USB cords?

2.  Did you so violently anti-perspirant to yourself that there is now blood on the front right of the table?  

how many do you want and what flavors

[YGIFS 19449]

18 minutes ago, Neikea said:

1 They are for electric devices

 2 no it is not my blood

So it is blood?

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

So it is blood?

it is not on the Doves

[YGIFS 19449]

So Dove still contains 1/4 moisturizing cream and not 1/4 human blood?  

[Neikea 245]

the ingredients are not in English so 🤷‍♂️ 

[Neikea 245]

But the Dove does not contain Blood

[YGIFS 19449]

31 minutes ago, Neikea said:

But the Dove does not contain Blood

So you can read the foreign label then?  

[Neikea 245]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

So you can read the foreign label then?  

Walxaha firfircoon Aluminium Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex GLY (15.2%)Ujeeto ka-hortagga bararka Adeegsada Akhri wax dheeraad ah waxay yaraynaysaa qoyaanka cududda Ilaalinta 24 saa Digniin Isticmaalka Dibadda Kaliya Ha isticmaalin maqaarka jaban Weydii takhtar ka hor intaadan isticmaalin haddii aad qabtid cudur kelyo ah Jooji isticmaalka haddii finan ama xanaaq ay dhacaan Ka ilaali meel aanay carruurtu gaadhi karin. Haddii la liqo, hel gargaar caafimaad ama la xidhiidh Xarunta Xakamaynta Sunta isla markaaba Walxaha aan firfircoonayn
Waxyaabaha ay ka kooban tahay: Cyclopentasiloxane, Stearyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Palmitate, PPG-14 Butyl Ether, Talc, Saliidda Macdanta, Saliidda Castor oil, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Dimethicone, Udgoon (Parfum), PEG-8, BHT iyo Dhiig la'aan

Edited May 11, 2023 by Neikea

[Macanudo 12974]

4 hours ago, Neikea said:

Walxaha firfircoon Aluminium Zirconium Tetrachlorohydrex GLY (15.2%)Ujeeto ka-hortagga bararka Adeegsada Akhri wax dheeraad ah waxay yaraynaysaa qoyaanka cududda Ilaalinta 24 saa Digniin Isticmaalka Dibadda Kaliya Ha isticmaalin maqaarka jaban Weydii takhtar ka hor intaadan isticmaalin haddii aad qabtid cudur kelyo ah Jooji isticmaalka haddii finan ama xanaaq ay dhacaan Ka ilaali meel aanay carruurtu gaadhi karin. Haddii la liqo, hel gargaar caafimaad ama la xidhiidh Xarunta Xakamaynta Sunta isla markaaba Walxaha aan firfircoonayn
Waxyaabaha ay ka kooban tahay: Cyclopentasiloxane, Stearyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Palmitate, PPG-14 Butyl Ether, Talc, Saliidda Macdanta, Saliidda Castor oil, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Dimethicone, Udgoon (Parfum), PEG-8, BHT iyo Dhiig la'aan

That's a whole lot of words to say "May cause scrotum irritation."

[Brisketexan 105050]

21 hours ago, Macanudo said:

That's a whole lot of words to say "May cause scrotum irritation."

ANYTHING may cause scrotum irritation, if you apply it hard enough.

[Macanudo 12974]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

ANYTHING may cause scrotum irritation, if you apply it hard enough.

You would know.

[fattyflattie 4639]

I have a feeling this came off a Portland or SF Craigslister.   Also, OG green speedstick ftmfw 

[Baboontyme 2809]

What is your shipping policy? I'm potentially interested in two of them. 

[Neikea 245]

14 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

What is your shipping policy? I'm potentially interested in two of them. 

I will ship for $5 flat rate

I accept cash and personal checks

Edited May 15, 2023 by Neikea

[tx ind 7006]

Will you accept Best Buy coupons or Ameros?

[YGIFS 19449]

On 5/14/2023 at 10:32 PM, Neikea said:

I will ship for $5 flat rate

I accept cash and personal checks

I want to be in the room when the teller processes a personal check with “like new deodorant” in the memo line,  and that has to think about it.  And then call the branch manager in to verify.  

[Neikea 245]

Why

[Deej 76751]

Is that a bloodstain on the counter or your lipstick?

[YGIFS 19449]

Why not both?  

I don't think that its his counter.  Looks like more a folding table in his garage/utility room where, in addition to selling deodorant, he performs small animal autopies?

I feel like months from now in a 'Fight Club' reveal, I will discover that during my bouts of insomnia, it was actually me listing this bizarre shit and having conversations with myself about it online.  

[Red Five 40826]

What is happening here? You want to charge $15 for three things of used deodorant? 

[Neikea 245]

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

What is happening here? You want to charge $15 for three things of used deodorant? 

it is Like New

[Neikea 245]

1/5$

2/10$

or 3/15$

5$ shipping or PPU in Wills Point

[Ronnie Fecus 3]

pm sent

[Neikea 245]

Ax has been sold

[YGIFS 19449]

Please tell me it was to Kid Rock and he's coming to Wills Point to pick it up in person> ? 

[Davis Lane 5578]

On 5/22/2023 at 3:52 PM, Neikea said:

it is Like New

I laughed.

[Tailgate 3021]

This isn’t real right?

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

Not real as in, "These deals are too good to be true?!"

 

Or do you think they are priced too high? These are almost 5 percent off new, unopened products still in their original packaging.

If you think you can find used deodorant sticks at a better price, then good luck to you, sir.

[YGIFS 19449]

I still think of "Like New" and laugh to myself sometimes.  I picture Neikea like a car salesman, "You could buy brand new deodorant, but the minute the you take it off the lot...it loses 30% of its value.  With these sticks, you're practically making money."  

[Scraps 13560]

I like to pay 30 cents extra to look at the fat ass walmart people so I pass

[beer 3220]

thANKS OBAMA