Happy Mother’s Day

[luke duke 6,412]

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2 hours ago, luke duke said:

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[General Specific 3,250]

 

Man, if South Austin’s moms walls could talk! Hey, is that a pop-up story book? We should sell that (next to the Thujone coffee table book), and add the proceeds to the wreath fund!

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9 minutes ago, General Specific said:

Man, if South Austin’s moms walls could talk! Hey, is that a pop-up story book? We should sell that (next to the Thujone coffee table book), and add the proceeds to the wreath fund!

This bad boy has been burning a hole in my wallet for too dang long.

I'm in for one copy.

[WhatTheBuck 28,771]

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[Bevoette 1,268]

When I was a kid I hated it when my birthday fell on Mother's Day,  mom got to chose where to eat not me 🙄 plus choose on her b day.

Now that I'm old , I don't care because , being a mom isn't always easy. 

 

[SHOOTER12 8,800]

1 hour ago, Bevoette said:

When I was a kid I hated it when my birthday fell on Mother's Day,  mom got to chose where to eat not me 🙄 plus choose on her b day.

Now that I'm old , I don't care because , being a mom isn't always easy. 

 

Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,864]

8 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year.

I’m sorry, we’re you able to get back up?

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m sorry, we’re you able to get back up?

Lol, barely....

[Bevoette 1,268]

18 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Yep, I was born on mother's day, and fell on mother's day this year.

Happy Birthday twinsie lol

[mininghorn88 2,275]

My ex-wife’s birthday fell on Mother’s Day occasionally. The day required two presents. There was no combining the two.