Abstinence speech at LSU

[VABuckeye 2472]

Well now...

https://twitter.com/Komaniecki_R/status/1659644113946288137?s=20

Edited May 23, 2023 by VABuckeye

[Pato del Muerto 52484]

One margarita

two margarita 

three margarita

whore

[General Specific 3250]

One margarita
two margarita 
three margarita
whore

We already established the whore part, now we’re just negotiating how many margaritas!

[YGIFS 19449]

humble brag..........I have been to a lot of piano bar sing-a-longs in Louisiana that were salacious.  And this woman's was easily the most entertaining.  And the cheapest.

[sidis 9819]

gotta admit, I wasn't expecting the NowThis shout out.

[YGIFS 19449]

Yeah, I figured she was heading to three-hole town, in an order that would surprise us.  but I did not see the "usual suspects" plot twist there at the end.  Just figured it would end with hellfire and eternal damnation but took a left hook into never-ever land. 

[Deej 76748]

Ed Orgeron was saying this for years. 

[Nivek 16916]

Does @Nicole44 need a couple of margaritas?   I can only afford 2-4.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

Is this why Trudy's limits you to two Mexican Martinis?

[Deej 76748]

33 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Does @Nicole44 need a couple of margaritas?   I can only afford 2-4.  

Can you afford a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers and having your dead body dumped in Town Lake?

[Davis Lane 5577]

Surly mom for sure.

['stache 21788]

We had a “Preacher Bob” on campus back in my day who did this stuff. I remember he had a song about Micky Mouse and every verse ended with something about gay buttsex. People thought he was trying to get someone to hit him so he could sue, I personally think there are just a ton of stupid assholes out there who use religion for attention.

[Nivek 16916]

12 hours ago, Deej said:

Can you afford a six-pack of Smirnoff Ice Screwdrivers and having your dead body dumped in Town Lake?

Don't tempt me with a good time.

[Brothahorn 10087]

She's out of touch with the whores of today. Those ho's just drink the tequila straight up.

[YGIFS 19449]

I think her mother was an actress.  I thought this LSU woman looked familiar.  This is her mother's iconic role 30 years ago: