2023 NCAA Regionals Thread

[Valmy77 13,226]

That lead was fun while it lasted, huh A&M?

[Welshy 907]

I want to Punch this aggy pitcher in the the mouf. 

[Welshy 907]

3 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

Aggy pitcher chews like a cow

Like an abnormally slack-jawed cow. 

[markstanco 12,576]

Conversation with an aggy customer:

[ztejas 43,419]

Just now, markstanco said:

Conversation with an aggy customer:

Damn dude you fuckin told him. 

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

[Dnaguy 11,948]

I’m so very conflicted in watching this game

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2,944]

 

 

Edited June 6, 2023 by Wilcox Cummingtonite

[Welshy 907]

HOLY FUCK I'M RIDING IN A LUGGAGE RACK!!!!!!!!! 

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

They tore down the last one. Just haven’t built the required gender neutral human waste repository for successful sanitation structure yet.

[Cajun 11,705]

8 minutes ago, Welshy said:

I want to Punch this aggy pitcher in the the mouf. 

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Just now, Cajun said:

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

This kid doesn’t know how to pitch and chew gum?

[ztejas 43,419]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

They tore down the last one. Just haven’t built the required gender neutral human waste repository for successful sanitation structure yet.

I heard the last one was deemed potentially offensive to the indigenous peoples of Oceania and they had to do something about it. 

[Cajun 11,705]

4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

 

 

I see your gifs and raise you a video...

 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

This kid doesn’t know how to pitch and chew gum?

And that would be different from the rest of their staff how?

[Beau Vine 54,216]

6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So Stanford’s home bullpen has a port o’ john covered by a blue tarp. I know they have 45 varsity sports, but surely they can spring for a bathroom. 

The Pac 12 has terrible stadiums.

[Jimbob 420]

Aggy catcher has a glory hole in the back of his pants.  The jokes continue to write themselves.  

[BachelorTrek 2,968]

Just now, Beau Vine said:

The Pac 12 has terrible stadiums.

A dying conference.

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Just now, ztejas said:

I heard the last one was deemed potentially offensive to the indigenous peoples of Oceania and they had to do something about it. 

You joke but Stanford is actually a very large land owner in Northern California and…..

https://oga.stanford.edu/stanford-lands
 

https://archaeology.stanford.edu/about/land-acknowledgement#:~:text=We start with a recognition,has been since time immemorial.

[Cairn Horn88 8,262]

4 minutes ago, Welshy said:

HOLY FUCK I'M RIDING IN A LUGGAGE RACK!!!!!!!!! 

Guess what the first thing these aggy baseball players do when they arrive at their hotel?  Wheeeeeeeeee.

[Horn80 6,119]

2 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

A dying conference.

[Beau Vine 54,216]

 

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Jesus this Tatari commercial is like if a MBA student ejaculated all over a business consultant during a Six Sigma conference Bukaki session.

[WBT 20,564]

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

https://archaeology.stanford.edu/about/land-acknowledgement#:~:text=We start with a recognition,has been since time immemorial.

land acknowledgements are huge on the west coast

[dcar00 14,181]

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

never gets old...what a bunch of rubes.

[Napoleon 8,676]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

The Pac 12 has terrible stadiums.

But they have amazing weather. 

The plethora of outdoor distractions leads to less investment in amenities for college sports teams than in other parts of the country.  

[WBT 20,564]

Just now, dcar00 said:

never gets old...what a bunch of rubes.

Here comes the guano cloud, whoop!!

[Dnaguy 11,948]

Just now, WBT said:

Here comes the guano cloud, whoop!!

Erogenous and Nitrogenous!

[Horn117 648]

Remember that nutjob aggy pitcher a few years back? Talking to himself before each pitch or some weird shit. This guy has those vibes. These are the strangest people. 

[Beau Vine 54,216]

3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

But they have amazing weather.

Umm, dude...

[ztejas 43,419]

This is shaping up to be an epic aggy loss. 

[Cajun 11,705]

1 minute ago, Horn117 said:

Remember that nutjob aggy pitcher a few years back? Talking to himself before each pitch or some weird shit. This guy has those vibes. These are the strangest people. 

Keeping livestock satisfied is a pressure packed lifestyle brah.

 

[BachelorTrek 2,968]

6 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

How was Laviolette not drafted/signed?! He’s 6’6’’, hit 21 homer, 18 stolen bases as a freshman against a SEC schedule. I don’t think he needs college ball. 

[Pig Bellmont 8,715]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How was Laviolette not drafted/signed?! He’s 6’6’’, hit 21 homer, 18 stolen bases as a freshman against a SEC schedule. I don’t think he needs college ball. 

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

[Welshy 907]

17 minutes ago, Cajun said:

And that would be different from the rest of their pitching staff how?

Let's not split hairs. This is the aggy I can see. I want to punch him.

Are there other aggys I want to punch? Sure.

...but this guy starts off the punch train. 

[Pig Bellmont 8,715]

lol #9 thought the inning was over

[TCU Alum 56]

3 hours ago, WBT said:

Indiana St gets to host a Super now.  Too bad TCU is going to steamroll them.

Good start for the Hoosiers.

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

[Welshy 907]

18 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

You joke but Stanford is actually a very large land owner in Northern California and…..

https://oga.stanford.edu/stanford-lands
 

https://archaeology.stanford.edu/about/land-acknowledgement#:~:text=We start with a recognition,has been since time immemorial.

It's just too bad they don't have any fans.

*no sarcasm. 

[shadow_operative2.0 15,972]

Larry Bird could have made some calls. 

[Welshy 907]

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Guess what the first thing these aggy baseball players do when they arrive at their hotel?  Wheeeeeeeeee.

FASTER! FASTER!

[Dnaguy 11,948]

3 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

2 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

That’s fucking retarded.

[Beau Vine 54,216]

1 minute ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

Terra Haute should try to accommodate both.  Palo Alto did this weekend, after all.  

[ScottS 1,062]

Did they change the rule that once a baseball player enrolls at a 4 year school he has to stay for 3 years?

[Welshy 907]

2 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

[BachelorTrek 2,968]

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking regarded.

FIFY

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Some kids elect to go to college to try and improve draft position and make more $$$ 

Well no shit, but some team should have gone over slot and signed him. I’m looking at you Astros. 
 

edit: Looks like he kept his name out of the draft. Crazy. 

Edited June 6, 2023 by billfromlaketravis

[Welshy 907]

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking retarded.

Jesus that's funny

[billfromlaketravis 11,466]

4 minutes ago, TCU Alum said:

Looks like TCU will be doing the hosting of the Super.  Special Olympics has Terre Haut all booked up next weekend.

 

Good for them. 

[Welshy 907]

Bless their hearts.

[Beau Vine 54,216]

4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

And Also to get massive amounts of 18-22 y old college strange.

That’s fucking retarded.

I normally neg people who use the r-word, but not when they make me laugh this hard.