Have you ever thought about....

[mulletpelini 5,214]

when you go to a fast food place and get packets of sauce or ketchup, that some dude who probably just itched his nuts grabbed them and put them in the bag, THEN you had to squeeze the packet with your fingers to get the sauce or ketchup out, THEN proceeded to eat the food using the same fingers that touched the packets that touched ball itchers hands too......

[workswithseed 2,108]

I mean, not really.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

when you go to a fast food place and get packets of sauce or ketchup, that some dude who probably just itched his nuts grabbed them and put them in the bag, THEN you had to squeeze the packet with your fingers to get the sauce or ketchup out, THEN proceeded to eat the food using the same fingers that touched the packets that touched ball itchers hands too......

Of course I do. That way I don't obsess over the flies and spit on my double whamm-o burger.

[Steamboat1874 4,074]

Whataburger is your friend here.

Also the ketchup at Wendy's.

[Whitman 694]

5 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

when you go to a fast food place and get packets of sauce or ketchup, that some dude who probably just itched his nuts grabbed them and put them in the bag, THEN you had to squeeze the packet with your fingers to get the sauce or ketchup out, THEN proceeded to eat the food using the same fingers that touched the packets that touched ball itchers hands too......

And these dumbasses who frequent fast food places want a kiosk with a touch screen to place their order?????

[Art Vandelay 1,712]

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[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

Dude, think about this the next time you go to a meet and greet: every hand you will shake has at some point had a dick in it.

[markstanco 12,586]

when you go to a fast food place and get packets of sauce or ketchup, that some dude who probably just itched his nuts grabbed them and put them in the bag, THEN you had to squeeze the packet with your fingers to get the sauce or ketchup out, THEN proceeded to eat the food using the same fingers that touched the packets that touched ball itchers hands too......

No, but I will now asshole.