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2 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

started eating more fiber and I use way less tp.

psyllium husk, baby.  metamucil is the most underrated supplement available in the world.  big healthy shits and wipe clean, truly a life changer. 

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31 minutes ago, futureman said:

psyllium husk, baby.  metamucil is the most underrated supplement available in the world.  big healthy shits and wipe clean, truly a life changer. 

For real. A few scoops of fiber and you will have the most glorious shits ever. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

This bidet intrigues me.

I just started eating more fiber and I use way less tp. Before I would clog my toilet all the time.

Intrigued?  You have no idea the joy.

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1).  Drag garden hose with spray nozzle through bathroom window.

2).  Sit on toilet then carefully insert nozzle and as much hose as you can.

3).  Turn on water full blast.

4).  ????

5).  Proshit

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On 3/13/2020 at 12:32 PM, futureman said:

if you’re gonna spring for one don’t get the ones that mount to your shitter with the little bitch stream.  you want the commando 450. 
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Gimme the logistics on this bad boy?

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9 hours ago, Hate said:

Wait...that things sprays down. How are you supposed to contort your body so that you can get the spray onto your bunghole?

Yeah, when I go to hotels with these, I am lost. My little “attach to toilet seat” model at home SEEMS superior, but I am assuming I’m just an idiot and can’t figure out how to use. 

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if you’re gonna spring for one don’t get the ones that mount to your shitter with the little bitch stream.  you want the commando 450. 
bidet_shutterstock_245198674.jpg


Looks like a great way to get shit all over your balls.
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Let’s talk about the added bonus of having a bidet. You get so used to a little wet pressure on your asshole and you are so confident in how clean it is that you have ZERO issue in asking to have your salet tossed. Believe me friends, ask and you shall receive. 

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Living in the northland, tap water can be damn near ice cold during the winter. Is there a converter kit for a toilet-mounted bidet that heats the water? I don’t see how that would work. Batteries instead of electrical cords? 

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4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Living in the northland, tap water can be damn near ice cold during the winter. Is there a converter kit for a toilet-mounted bidet that heats the water? I don’t see how that would work. Batteries instead of electrical cords? 

Either need a GFCI outlet near the toilet or there are some models that can take warm water but you’d obviously need that plumbed.  Never seen a battery powered one.

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5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Living in the northland, tap water can be damn near ice cold during the winter. Is there a converter kit for a toilet-mounted bidet that heats the water? I don’t see how that would work. Batteries instead of electrical cords? 

Unless you have an especially temperature-sensitive anus, this is probably less of a concern than you may expect. 

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On 3/17/2020 at 2:50 AM, TKthunder2 said:

Either need a GFCI outlet near the toilet or there are some models that can take warm water but you’d obviously need that plumbed.  Never seen a battery powered one.

The fancier Japanese bidet seats have electric heaters built in, you can set the water temp regardless of incoming water temp (unless incoming is hotter than your set point - I haven't seen one with a chiller built in, yet). You won't find a battery powered one, electric heat takes a ton of power, batteries would be dead in your first use.

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Just installed a new bidet and got a call to go get my ass ate. The world works in mysterious ways. 

There must be an app that lets bitches know where the clean bungs are
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8 hours ago, Jhawk said:

Just installed a new bidet and got a call to go get my ass ate. The world works in mysterious ways. 

having your girl eat your ass is a hell of a thing, but bidet or no bidet you should soap your starfish in the shower before letting her do that. 

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2 hours ago, futureman said:

having your girl eat your ass is a hell of a thing, but bidet or no bidet you should soap your starfish in the shower before letting her do that. 

and make her gargle with lysol before kissing you.

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12 hours ago, futureman said:

having your girl eat your ass is a hell of a thing, but bidet or no bidet you should soap your starfish in the shower before letting her do that. 

I want to make one thing clear. I will never let my girl eat an unwashed ass... I also want to make it clear that I will never call this girl my girl. 

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On 6/28/2018 at 5:22 PM, Rimbo said:

(Not joking. There actually is a setting to give you an enema. Also somewhat useful for constipation...)

What brand is this?

 

On 6/29/2018 at 12:12 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Cleaning up high-test mudbutt can take hours. 

This was my experience after using a top of the line toto for month of Feb while on vacation. Left mud a few times. Wrapping finger in a wet wipe and going to the first knuckle was much more effective for cleanliness although probably not as enjoyable as the hot water spray. My virgin asshole may be unusually tight though.

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For real. A few scoops of fiber and you will have the most glorious shits ever. 

A bowl of Kashi cereal will give you a glorious shit exactly 3 hours later. It’s like digesting wood chips.
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Got a Luxe analog one wand butthole cleaner.  I love it.  It's a real eye opener. ;)

In all seriousness, there is little difference between the so-called "low" setting and the wide open paint peeling setting.  Still beats the shit out of . . . well, me arse. 

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A bowl of Kashi cereal will give you a glorious shit exactly 3 hours later. It’s like digesting wood chips.
I don't eat cereal much, but I remember this brand. It us actually pretty tasty. Gracias. Will buy again.
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On 4/8/2020 at 7:00 PM, dcbc said:

Got a Luxe analog one wand butthole cleaner.  I love it.  It's a real eye opener. ;)

In all seriousness, there is little difference between the so-called "low" setting and the wide open paint peeling setting.  Still beats the shit out of . . . well, me arse. 

Put in a valve between the bidet and the shutoff valve on the wall.  You can then regulate the amount of water coming out of the wand...

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On 3/16/2020 at 9:53 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

Living in the northland, tap water can be damn near ice cold during the winter. Is there a converter kit for a toilet-mounted bidet that heats the water? I don’t see how that would work. Batteries instead of electrical cords? 

Actually, if your toilet is near enough to the hot water, like next to the sink, you can run the line to that and use a converter. One of the Luxe models is to be used with hot water. 

I noticed the prices went up last time I looked quite a bit. Mine is the Lux 180 and I bought when it was 39.99, and got $10 off on sale, so $29.99. Now I think the prices is like $50 now.

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On 3/13/2020 at 2:32 PM, futureman said:

if you’re gonna spring for one don’t get the ones that mount to your shitter with the little bitch stream.  you want the commando 450. 
bidet_shutterstock_245198674.jpg

It's only used in the circus. For elephants!

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On 3/13/2020 at 2:32 PM, futureman said:

if you’re gonna spring for one don’t get the ones that mount to your shitter with the little bitch stream.  you want the commando 450. 
bidet_shutterstock_245198674.jpg

I don't get how this works.  My ass points straight down.  I'd have to bend over forward and back up to this and almost touch the nozzle to get it to hit my shittles.  I like a bidet that blasts me from under the equator.

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