Miami Regional Thread

[texifornia 56958]

Alright who's ordering one?

 

[Biff Tannen 45684]

Hard pass 

[Horny Bull 2759]

 

[MontereyMX 869]

1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

 

Well kiss my black ass!

[TexArcher 37774]

Big Tex is dry heaving at the sight of that thing.

We deep fry everything and it's awesome.  Y'all shove a sea cockroach into your ice cream.  Nasty motherfuckers.  We're gonna win.

[salonghorn 204]

Delayed until when?

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

3 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Delayed until when?

Until it starts. 

[brojangles2 786]

LHN or Espn+ today? 

[BonzoMontreaux 1038]

Rainy weather in the middle of the day in Florida.  I am shocked.

1 minute ago, brojangles2 said:

LHN or Espn+ today? 

LHN

[ztejas 43440]

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

26 minutes ago, Horny Bull said:

 

We don’t have a 3rd baseman?!

[Js1 85335]

4 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

LHN or Espn+ today? 

Both. 

[torre 1285]

7 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

Delayed until when?

Coral Gables, FL Weather and Radar Map - The Weather Channel | Weather.com

Radar shows clearing close to 3PM (CST).

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

6 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

LHN or Espn+ today? 

Yes.

[TexArcher 37774]

5 minutes ago, torre said:

Coral Gables, FL Weather and Radar Map - The Weather Channel | Weather.com

Radar shows clearing close to 3PM (CST).

Well, that'll teach me to make dinner plans for 5 hours after our scheduled first pitch.  God dammit.

[Saint Austin 745]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Well, that'll teach me to make dinner plans for 5 hours after our scheduled first pitch.  God dammit.

Same boat. Fuck you, date night!

[Valmy77 13226]

3PM? Well that's not so bad.

[BERT 4358]

On 5/30/2023 at 2:50 PM, BERT said:

I'm ready for all the rain delays!!

[Had Enough 2081]

3PM? Well that's not so bad.

Until the second rain delay kicks in.

[texifornia 56958]

There's a tropical storm forming up in the Gulf right now, too, so hold on tight

 

[Redneck Mutha 7956]

[Hank_Hill 18807]

Man, Florida is the worst.

[TornACL 7698]

16 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Back to beisbol. WoB tomorrow and if that doesn't work Buffalo Bros. Then salsa Limón if we shit the bed and I have to get rowdy. And by rowdy I mean get asked to leave for making fun of the unt health science goobers or even worse...aggies.

Herbie drunk and unhinged in FW + Weather Delay = Someone may need to alert the authorities.

 

[Native Horn 3504]

29 minutes ago, torre said:

Coral Gables, FL Weather and Radar Map - The Weather Channel | Weather.com

Radar shows clearing close to 3PM (CST).

What time is that during Daylight Savings Time?

[YGIFS 19450]

Arlene?  Isn't that where Hank Hill lived?  

Is that 3:00p start time, EDT or CDT?  And I swear to god, quit fucking using "CST.  If you don't know how to correctly use ST/DT, just write CT.  

Also, we really do need somebody to play 3b.  I appreciate wanting to have two designated hitters to put up offense against a good offensive team like Louisiana, but that leaves a gaping hole the size of South Austin's Mom.  

[TornACL 7698]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

 

Is that 3:00p start time, EDT or CDT?  And I swear to god, quit fucking using "CST.  If you don't know how to correctly use ST/DT, just write CT.  

Probably start around 800pm GMT.

[hobbes2702 13033]

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

3PM? Well that's not so bad.

Central or Eastern?

[YGIFS 19450]

what do we got on Zulu time?  

[ztejas 43440]

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Edited June 2, 2023 by ztejas

[Gut Wagon 8069]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Ask the approaching bears. 

[Valmy77 13226]

15 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Central or Eastern?

Central. If we start at 3 and finish the game that would be great.

But it seems there is a tropical storm forming so who knows?

[elfenix 34240]

What time is that during Daylight Savings Time?

3 pm MDT

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

calling BS on the weather delay

the last rain in coral gables, if it was actually raining, was 2.5 hours ago

it must be lightning

[NorthLoop 14203]

So I wonder what would happen if this TS just completely fucked the whole week for this regional. Would they move it? 

[jimmyjazz 45948]

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

[YGIFS 19450]

14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Shortly after you retake Kamchatka.  But you're dicking around trying to hold New Guinea with 3 new troops every turn.  

[Cairn Horn88 8264]

20 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Probably start around 800pm GMT.

Georgia Mountain Time?

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

2pm central 6 minutes agp

[TornACL 7698]

That fucking tropical storm is 400 miles from Miami, or almost as far away from the Super Regionals as the Canes will be when we skull fuck them.

[YGIFS 19450]

3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Georgia Mountain Time?

are those the guys that sing the "College Gameday" theme song?  

If this thing flares up at peak heat 5/6pm local time.  There's a chance, Miami/Maine don't get in their game tonight.  Which means somebody's playing two games tomorrow and maybe two games Sunday.  All the more reason to fuck up the Rajun Cajuns.

 

[Welshy 907]

I've completely misjudged my alcohol consumption.

 

Only one thing for it, accelerate consumption and end up in a stripers apartment at 4am...while her boyfriend tickles my balls and I plow her polluted cum wallet without a condom.

 

Thanks Miami. 

[GreenspointTexas 9602]

Radar looks like shit

[Horny Bull 2759]

 

[hobbes2702 13033]

[BachelorTrek 2975]

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

So I wonder what would happen if this TS just completely fucked the whole week for this regional. Would they move it? 

The Marlins' retractable roof park is not far away, and the domed Trop in Tampa is another choice.

Who cares what time they play if you put the games around the MLB teams, if they're even there this weekend?

[DigDug 1669]

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm in Yakutsk, Russia watching a satellite feed off of a iPhone 4 in a hunting shack. What time here will it start here?

Bonjour

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

They’re saying 2:46 ct for first pitches 

[Hagbard Celine 10864]

1 minute ago, Welshy said:

end up in a stripers apartment at 4am...

they're christian, and male

in other words, you just self-identified as aggy

[Hammerin Hank 1227]

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

The Marlins' retractable roof park is not far away, and the domed Trop in Tampa is another choice.

Who cares what time they play if you put the games around the MLB teams, if they're even there this weekend?

They’re hosting the A’s this weekend 

[Horn80 6121]

This thread reminds me of watching bunch of dogs sniffing each other’s ass.