Miami Regional Thread

[Helobious 9,448]

7 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Starter for Miami 

https://miamihurricanes.com/sports/baseball/roster/season/2022-23/player/ronaldo-gallo/

If his nickname isn’t Ronnie Rooster that’s a tragedy. 

[Beau Vine 54,215]

10 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Starter for Miami 

https://miamihurricanes.com/sports/baseball/roster/season/2022-23/player/ronaldo-gallo/

We're gonna make pico out of him.  

[UnhappilyMarried 815]

Just remembered Pierce got LBJ's commit a month before he showed up on campus. Quite the recruiting and developing job there

[salonghorn 204]

21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Starter for Miami 

https://miamihurricanes.com/sports/baseball/roster/season/2022-23/player/ronaldo-gallo/

I like the 6.81 ERA

[EZ$ 2,104]

2 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

Edited June 4, 2023 by EZ$

[zlavydra 2,120]

1 minute ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

If he throws he same meat as Ligon, even better. Why would DiMare not start any LHP with a pulse?

[YGIFS 19,450]

27 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

At this point the no 3B thing has to be intentional, right?

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

[OU Sucks 8,812]

2 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

[Hammerin Hank 1,227]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

Yeah, surely people are tweeting back at them about 

[BachelorTrek 2,968]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

i mean, they have to know at this point, right?  If it's some kinda internal motivation, I'm all for it.  Otherwise, it's the richest athletic department on Earth with fucking Joey Buttafuoco in charge of writing copy.  

OR sloth. Anyone told Crystal?

[YGIFS 19,450]

 But shit, if this fuckup rides us to Omaha...I say we have 8 DH's and a guy named Toby by late-June.

[ztejas 43,419]

The real 3B was the friends we made along the way. 

[Hammerin Hank 1,227]

Lol

[Deej 76,761]

7 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

I don’t. Usually means he’ll throw up about 6 scoreless innings against us. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

What if third base never really existed and it was just this agreed upon false reality we all had with South Austin's mom?  

[BERT 4,358]

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What if third base never really existed and it was just this agreed upon false reality we all had with South Austin's mom?  

Man you’re calling a lot of people out right now

[VirginiaLonghorn 4,771]

24 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

I like that he’s RH.

[Hammerin Hank 1,227]

Are we on one of the regular ESPN channels, or do I have to fire up the app?

[Hook1997 5,354]

4 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Are we on one of the regular ESPN channels, or do I have to fire up the app?

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

[totallynotabuttpirate 5,396]

 

5 minutes ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Are we on one of the regular ESPN channels, or do I have to fire up the app?

Yes

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,902]

29 minutes ago, zlavydra said:

If he throws he same meat as Ligon, even better. Why would DiMare not start any LHP with a pulse?

I’m not sure they have another lefty that’s pitched more than a few innings 

[ztejas 43,419]

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

[Deej 76,761]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

Do you even pickleball, bro?

[WBT 20,564]

15 minutes until they announce the rain delay?

[Horn80 6,119]

44 minutes ago, salonghorn said:

I like the 6.81 ERA

Let’s push it to 10.

[YGIFS 19,450]

The weather report reads just like an old timey baseball report on South Austin's Mom, "THIS JUST IN!" 

[Horn80 6,119]

35 minutes ago, Deej said:

Dogs don’t lie…..

[chase25 2,048]

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m not sure they have another lefty that’s pitched more than a few innings 

Chris Scinta, imagine he will be warming up quickly in this game.

[Beau Vine 54,215]

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

ESPN U evidently pickle ball is more important on normal ESPN than playoff college baseball….

Pickleball is the fastest growing participant sport in the country.

[GreenspointTexas 9,600]

These threads always remind me how many chuckle dicks we have in this fanbase that cant get access to basic channels

[The_Great_Hornsby 3,236]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Pickleball is the fastest growing participant sport in the country.

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

[Beau Vine 54,215]

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

It was a line from a TV show. 

Not here to argue.

[YGIFS 19,450]

Sebastian the Ibis?  Been thinking about this shit since we got robbed in the Elite 8.  It's the dumbest fucking mascot, even worse than Yell Leaders.  Fuck 'em.  We ride.  Now.  In Coral Gables.  Rain or No Rain.  Nor November Rain.  They are fucked.  We're doing this.  We're doing this tonight.  They're going down.  I'm fucking tired of everything about Florida.  Fuck 'em all.  Let Russian warheads from Cuba clean it up once we win.  Let's fucking do this.  WE GO

[Levi 2,586]

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Well its a sport for lazy people for the most part so I am not surprised. Singles can get a little cardio intensive, but doubles is a joke. And it makes it easier for neighboorhoods to say fuck tennis courts and build multiple tiny pickleball courts. 

It’s ping pong on steroids. 

[zlavydra 2,120]

4 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

These threads always remind me how many chuckle dicks we have in this fanbase that cant get access to basic channels

The bigger question is access to pickleball.

[Valmy77 13,226]

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Pretty obscure matchup, though. It's only the two programs with the most CWS appearances in history. 

Neither are SEC SEC SEC thus irrelevant 

[Biff Tannen 45,677]

Why is there not a god damn app that is good for college baseball scores?  d1baseball.com is the best I can find and it's mediocre at best

[WBT 20,564]

https://www.ncaa.com/scoreboard/baseball/d1

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

Night night, yoyo.

[Mo Horn 8,832]

Nasty K.

[Beau Vine 54,215]

Jeez, that was filthy!!!

[Horny Bull 2,759]

Witt K’s Yo-Yo to end the inning.

[MirrOlure 14,767]

Nice Witt! So what are we looking at here as a reasonably best case scenario pitch count?

[GringoSalado 1,651]

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Not here to argue.

That's okay, just the other day I completely forgot where I was also. Happens more often with age I'm afraid.

[WBT 20,564]

Good start for Witt

[Texas Wahoo 3,394]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why is there not a god damn app that is good for college baseball scores?  d1baseball.com is the best I can find and it's mediocre at best

It’s only for the tournament, but the NCAA site works pretty well for the tournament. 
 

https://www.ncaa.com/scoreboard/baseball/d1/2023/06/04

[jimmyjazz 45,903]

Witt didn't look in total control but that's a badass wait to start out.

[hobbes2702 13,032]

Witt needs to get the fastball down but his breaking stuff is great so far

[Herbie Hancock 7,346]

Time to snuff the rooster.

[Wally Pryor 5,261]

Little league-sized crowd. Pathetic.