You know why today the Dallas Cowboys are like a TOOL album?

[Rimbo 27026]

10,000 days, that's why

someone get Stephen A. Smith on the phone

[Blotto 24021]

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

 

Someone get Stephen A Smith on the phone

Stephen: "take a message, I'm too busy counting all this fucking money"

[mdmost 44049]

We are as far now from that moment as that moment was from the Moon Landing at its time. 

[Deej 77830]

At least it wasn't 1939.

[Kennythetiger 9627]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

At least it wasn't 1939.

Rent free. 

[Ignatius 4142]

Peaked in 1995?

[DanTheHorn 5079]

Fuck Jerry he took that team away from all of us old timers. Old timers that still love that franchise after what he turned it into perplex me. I would assume many feel the same way since we were use to living with a high standard.

[pubes 139]

I have all the pieces to a championship team but

why don’t these pieces fit?

[futureman 22701]

because a substantial portion of our fuckwit fanbase sits around doing this all day thinking we're not a complete joke with a retarded clown at the most important position in professional sports.

[TexasTroll 454]

How is Dallas like a tool album???

 

They both suck???

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

At this point:

[Texzilla58 4792]

Fuck Jerry he took that team away from all of us old timers. Old timers that still love that franchise after what he turned it into perplex me. I would assume many feel the same way since we were use to living with a high standard.

Get over to the asthma field. This team was well on its way to bankruptcy and ineptitude when Jerry bought it. It nearly got sold by bum bright to Carl Icahn who planned to move it to LA. The great teams of Roger and Bob Lilly had devolved after the Catch to a team of Scott Pelleur and Toast Patterson. Tex, Gil, and Landry had all become cemented in their ways and couldn’t see the changes to come.

[hookem48 4856]

39 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Get over to the asthma field. This team was well on its way to bankruptcy and ineptitude when Jerry bought it. It nearly got sold by bum bright to Carl Icahn who planned to move it to LA. The great teams of Roger and Bob Lilly had devolved after the Catch to a team of Scott Pelleur and Toast Patterson. Tex, Gil, and Landry had all become cemented in their ways and couldn’t see the changes to come.

0-44 to Chicago in '85 and it wasn't near that close. It was fucking over for the Cowboys leadership, anyone that couldn't see it that day was a fucking moron.

[Rimbo 27026]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Get over to the asthma field. This team was well on its way to bankruptcy and ineptitude when Jerry bought it. It nearly got sold by bum bright to Carl Icahn who planned to move it to LA. The great teams of Roger and Bob Lilly had devolved after the Catch to a team of Scott Pelleur and Toast Patterson. Tex, Gil, and Landry had all become cemented in their ways and couldn’t see the changes to come.

tldr the West Coast offense killed the Doomsday 4-3 and Landry wasn't adjusting

[Vic Mackey 47960]

Get over to the asthma field. This team was well on its way to bankruptcy and ineptitude when Jerry bought it. It nearly got sold by bum bright to Carl Icahn who planned to move it to LA. The great teams of Roger and Bob Lilly had devolved after the Catch to a team of Scott Pelleur and Toast Patterson. Tex, Gil, and Landry had all become cemented in their ways and couldn’t see the changes to come.

Jerry came in and gave life to Dallas again. Landry at the end of his career was a shell of himself. I know the old timers didn't like how Jerry got rid of him but oh well. Pro sports is like that. Jerry's blueprint was great at first. Got a very good college coach that was going to do things his way. He was hands off and let Jimmy do his thing. They engineered the best roster in the league quickly.

Then enter Jerry's ego. He needed to be hands on and not a behind the scenes owner like most are. Him and Jimmy's relationship was beyond repair. Both stubborn as hell. They coasted to 2 more NFC championship games and a Super Bowl after Jimmy left but then it went to shit and we are now almost 30 years later of the same bullshit from Jerry and company. We are nothing more than a more shiny Detroit Lions now. Generations coming up who have no comprehension of how storied this franchise was for 3 decades.

Fuck you Jerry. And your inbred family.

['stache 22143]

22 hours ago, Ignatius said:

Peaked in 1995?

Like Generation X

[DanTheHorn 5079]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Get over to the asthma field. This team was well on its way to bankruptcy and ineptitude when Jerry bought it. It nearly got sold by bum bright to Carl Icahn who planned to move it to LA. The great teams of Roger and Bob Lilly had devolved after the Catch to a team of Scott Pelleur and Toast Patterson. Tex, Gil, and Landry had all become cemented in their ways and couldn’t see the changes to come.

So no complaining about a quarter century of ineptitude because you must be Jerry's puppet "Did you like those three Super Bowls?"  was the only thing lacking in your response.

Edited June 3, 2023 by DanTheHorn

[futureman 22701]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jerry came in and gave life to Dallas again. Landry at the end of his career was a shell of himself. I know the old timers didn't like how Jerry got rid of him but oh well. Pro sports is like that. Jerry's blueprint was great at first. Got a very good college coach that was going to do things his way. He was hands off and let Jimmy do his thing. They engineered the best roster in the league quickly.

Then enter Jerry's ego. He needed to be hands on and not a behind the scenes owner like most are. Him and Jimmy's relationship was beyond repair. Both stubborn as hell. They coasted to 2 more NFC championship games and a Super Bowl after Jimmy left but then it went to shit and we are now almost 30 years later of the same bullshit from Jerry and company. We are nothing more than a more shiny Detroit Lions now. Generations coming up who have no comprehension of how storied this franchise was for 3 decades.

Fuck you Jerry. And your inbred family.

yeah jerry has made one good decision as a general manager in the 35 years he’s owned the team.  one.  poor bastard.